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Clips from Family Guy - Holly Bibble (S18E18)

"Ugh, another school stoning."
Family Guy
"When will we learn?"
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"If only those teachers had stones,"
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"then they could stone back."
Family Guy
"Hello? Stone control."
Family Guy
"Shem, stones don't kill people. People kill people."
Family Guy
"With stones."
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"I don't think the Founding Fathers"
Family Guy
"ever envisioned stones this large."
Family Guy
"Can we not politicize the stoning?"
Family Guy
"All right? Thoughts and prayers."
Family Guy
"Thoughts and prayers for the bashed."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, honey, two things."
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"I stopped taking my lithium,"
Family Guy
"and I'm building an ark for God."
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"-Those things seem related. -They're not related."
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"-They're fighting again. -Shh."
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"If you're quiet, you can hear every fifth word."
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"(Noah shouting indistinctly)"
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"NOAH: Always...(indistinct)... never... (indistinct)..."
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"Michelob Ultra!"
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""To build the ark, Noah stole the wood"
Family Guy
"from the front of his neighbor's house.""
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""And the animals came, two by two,"
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"All right, uh, lions, you'll be with the baby antelopes."
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"Uh, crocodiles, you're with the water-crossing wildebeests."
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"Uh, bats, you'll be with bugs."
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"Pit bulls and city babies."
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"And Christian Bale and annoying cameramen."
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"Oh, good for you!"
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"-"Soon, the Great Flood came... -(all screaming)"
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""...and the ark set sail."
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""Then, like every father on a boat,"
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"Noah quickly became a total dick to his family.""
Family Guy
"Is that a half-hitch knot?"
Family Guy
"Uh... yeah."
Family Guy
"Well, if it's a half-hitch, it's not gonna hold."
Family Guy
"It's gotta be a reef knot."
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Can I talk to you portside?"
Family Guy
"Why are you heading starboard? I said portside."
Family Guy
"(laughs) I don't-- I don't understand what's happening."
Family Guy
"I really don't. Why-- Why would you go starboard"
Family Guy
"you polish the teak. Can you do that?"
Family Guy
"Wait, you're gonna polish the teak on the windward side?"
Family Guy
"I ca-- I can't-- Is this-- Is this guy for real?"
Family Guy
"You have to do it on the leeward side."
Family Guy
"-Sorry. -Never mind. Just take a break."
Family Guy
"All right? I left Penthouse magazine for you"
Family Guy
"in the aft cabin."
Family Guy
"Oh, suddenly he's Popeye."
Family Guy
"Okay, guys, now remember to use the right bathrooms."
Family Guy
"All right, you're either "pellets" or "piles.""
Family Guy
"Excuse me, what about green smooshies?"
Family Guy
"Oi, yeah, wombat here."
Family Guy
"What if my poop is a perfect cube?"
Family Guy
"It's a real thing you can google,"
Family Guy
"it's really quite remarkable."
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"Okay, God, we're doing it."
Family Guy
"GOD: Good. And you brought all the animals?"
Family Guy
"-Mm-hmm. -W-Wait, w-why'd you say it like that?"
Family Guy
"-Did you not bring spiders? -I don't like spiders."
Family Guy
"And-and technically, they're not animals, they're arachnids."
Family Guy
"-Don't do that. -Do what?"
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"You know what I meant."
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"Snakes?"
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"BOTH: 39 days later..."
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"I'm sorry I threw the Monopoly board overboard"
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"on the third day."
Family Guy
"I was mad I couldn't be the hat."
Family Guy
"I'm the blue car."
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"Sorry I threw The Game of Lioverboard."
Family Guy
"All right, let's plRisk until it's clear I can't win."
Family Guy
"Look! A bird on the horizon!"
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"(wings flapping loudly)"
Family Guy
"Ah! Giant Bible bird!"
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"Somebody throw away the balled-up underwear in my room!"
Family Guy
"Don't look at it!"
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"Just throw it away!"
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"Ah, look! Land!"
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"Pale-Israel-stein."
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"Now let's divide it into banks and strips"
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"as one normally does with land."
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""Shem and Ham married their mom,"
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""while she and Noah remained the best of friends."
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""Noah even danced with Ham at his second marriage"
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""Shem and Ham had twins named Phlegm and Yam,"
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""who married each other and gave birth"
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"to Noah's next daughter-wife.""
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"And that's the story of the Great Flood."
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"Now God only brings natural disasters"
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"to places that have too much butt stuff going on."
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"CHRIS: God, if you stop this rain,"
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"I promise I'll never do butt stuff."
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"PETER: God, if you stop this rain,"
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"I'll never do butt stuff again."
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"STEWIE: Let it pour."
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"This is fun. Read us something else, Dad."
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"You got it, Chris."
Family Guy
"How about this laminated motel information sheet?"
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""Checkout is noon."
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""Must dial nine to reach outside prostitute."
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""In the event of fire,"
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""follow the older heavyset lady in just a T-shirt."
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""There are no dining facilities on-site,"
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""but guests are encouraged to visit the Applebee's,"
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"which is a short walk across the six-lane highway.""
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"Well, we might have to brave that walk."
Family Guy
"CLEVELAND: Guys?"
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"Guys?"
Family Guy
"Lot of street signs whipping around out here."
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"I had an umbrella, but as this is a comedy,"
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"you can imagine what happened to it."
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"Let's see what's in the mini-fridge."
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"There's nothing in here to eat but crackers and screw-top wine."
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"Who buys a comb out of a mini-fridge?"
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"CLEVELAND: Guys?"
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"of another Bible story: The Last Supper."
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""It was the week before Easter,"
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