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Clips from Family Guy - Holly Bibble (S18E18)

""and Jesus and Mary Magdalene were dyeing eggs"
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""with that cheap messy coloring kit from the drugstore"
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""that has those weird paper things that are like costumes"
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"for the eggs but never really fit around the eggs...""
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"Hey. Hey, Mary."
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"I wanna have it for when we watch"
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"The Sound of Music on Sunday."
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"We don't have to wait till Sunday."
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"We can eat these eggs tonight."
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"Oh. Sorry, I got that big supper with the guys tonight."
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"But tomorrow's Friday, date night."
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"You and me. Nothing's keepin' me from that."
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"and throw me in a cave grave."
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"You're having supper with your disciples?"
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"What's the big occasion?"
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"Ah, we're drafting teams for our fantasy football league."
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"And if one guy isn't there, it screws it all up for everybody."
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"Like last time, Paul was on his speaker phone,"
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"and we were like, "Paul, you're up,""
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"and he'd be like, "I'm what?""
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"And he'd be like "Oh, okay, um, Randy Moss.""
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"And we'd say, "Thomas picked Randy Moss, he's off the board.""
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"And he'd say, "What?" It just-- it just really sucked."
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"Well, I guess if your friends are expecting you,"
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"-you have to go. -Right?"
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"Okay, I'll see ya."
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"Are you sure you don't want to change?"
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"That's the same robe you wore to the leper colony."
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"I don't know, maybe throw it in the dryer at least?"
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"Don't take this the wrong way,"
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"Mr. Pilate, I'm here to file a complaint."
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"It's Passover, and somebody tricked me"
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"into eating leavened bread!"
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"Look, I'm from Rome."
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"If it isn't spaghetti, I don't know what the hell"
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"Grace! Grace, am I done?"
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"Can I go home?"
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"Ooh, not yet."
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"You still have that meeting with that Judas Iscariot"
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"regarding that Jesus fella."
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"Ugh, right, Jesus."
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"Man, that guy's a pain in the ass."
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"Oh, well, he's very popular."
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"The lepers, the Canaanites, the fishermen,"
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"the Philippians, that woman at the well."
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"Oh, they all love him."
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"They think he's a righteous dude."
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"That was really her. Edie McClurg."
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"Thanks, Edie."
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"Hey, man, what's the buzz?"
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"Tell me what's a-happening."
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"Listen, I got 30 pieces of silver"
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"if you narc on your friend Jesus."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Seems like kind of a slimy thing to do."
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"I will also throw in two dirty tennis balls."
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"Well, lead with that, man! (chuckles): Yeah!"
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"Okay, we're all gonna be at the Jerusalem El Torito at 5:15."
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"5:15?"
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"Yeah, it's a very big group."
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"It was either that or 10:45."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Did it go off yet?"
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"No. Stop askin' me."
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"I thought we had a reservation."
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"So did I. So did I."
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"I just went to the bathroom. The whole patio's open."
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"Yeah, but are there heating lamps?"
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"Beep-boop-beep. Ba...""
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"We get it, it's cold."
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"-"Christ"? -Oh, yes, that's us."
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"Ed Christ?"
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"I'm Ed Christ."
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"Great. Is your whole party here?"
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"Almost, my wife Stephanie is out pooping on some hay,"
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"but she is here."
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"How's this?"
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"All right, that's great."
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"Hey, guys, I want to have fun with the seating."
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"boy, boy... boy, boy."
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"And let's all sit on the same side of the table."
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"Can I start you folks off with anything to drink?"
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"Yes, we'll all be splitting one cup of wine."
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"And can we have some bread and no other food at all?"
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"Wow. Let me guess, you're Jewish?"
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"Yes, although my first name is oddly Puerto Rican."
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"Friends, followers,"
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"there's something important we must discuss."
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"That thing was huge."
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"I mean, i-it was, like, this big."
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"(sighs) Your photos will be available in the lobby"
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"when your meal is over."
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"O-Okay, uh, thank you. Thank you."
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"Sorry about that, I was kind of right in the middle of my thing."
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"Anyway, there's something else you should know."
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"Before the night is over, one of you will betray me."
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"This is some bullcrap."
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"I'm the only one who's the color"
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"we're supposed to be in this thing."
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"Yeah, let's not be so quick to judge here."
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"-We're better than tha... -Quiet down, Judas."
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"And it's Luke!"
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"Oh, good, I thought I was too late."
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"-(moaning) -Wait-- what-- h-hey!"
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"-What are you doing? -Kissing you, like in the plan."
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"No, it's Jesus who gets the kiss."
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"And did you-- did you close your eyes?"
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"Oh, so I kiss Jesus, then?"
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"-No, I do. -Well, who do I kiss?"
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"All right, I'm not leaving here until I kiss a guy."
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"It's the only reason I joined the army."
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"Okay, good, here's the bread."
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"Now everybody listen up."
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"Take this, and eat it."
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"It's supposed to be, like, my body."
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"-Ew, what part? -I'm not gonna say what part,"
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"but you're supposed to eat it while kneeling."
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"(chuckles): All right, now it's a party."
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"Okay, now pass this wine around."
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"You're never gonna believe what this is supposed to be."
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