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Clips from Family Guy - Holly Bibble (S18E18)

"is what Brian would say if he wasn't drowning in our backyard."
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"It's Harry Potter for stupid people."
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"Hey, guys, could you tone it down?"
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"necklace community."
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"Seriously, could somebody else read this?"
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""In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth,"
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"and the sitcom joke that goes, 'That went well.'""
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"(birds singing)"
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""And the first man and woman, Adam and Eve.""
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"I think the leaf over my balls is poison ivy."
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"What should we do today?"
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"I don't know, but you're looking pretty hot."
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"You should wear this to work more often."
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"GOD: Hey, that's sexual harassment."
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"Oh, so, should I stop?"
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"Yes, in about 10,000 years."
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"Hey, while I got you, there's nothing to do down here."
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"I-I just feel like they're not grateful."
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"You know, I-I gave them water, the sun,"
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"Yeah, and there's still six billion things left to name."
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"Okay, I'll start. That green, leafy thing."
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"That thing flying through the sky there... Casey."
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"You can't name everything Casey."
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"All right, fine, Eve."
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"What's the word for that thing flying through the sky?"
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"You know, charades are a thing people do."
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"Anyone mind if I open fragrant Doritos in a tiny room?"
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"ALL: Ooh... Oh!... Ugh..."
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"It smells like horse crap. What flavor is it?"
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""Cattle Ranch Doritos.""
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"Relax, Lois. Family Guy has long been sponsored"
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"by Axe body spray."
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"-Axe? -(mist hisses)"
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"There. Now we all smell like a nightmare Tinder date."
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"Okay, you two, I'm going away for the weekend."
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"and I'd look like a dick if I didn't go."
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"Did everyone who submitted to the art show get in?"
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"Yes. But again, don't want to be a dick."
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"with Santa Fe people who couldn't cut it"
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"in the real world."
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"Are any of them named Melody?"
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"They're all named Melody!"
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"-(car horn honks) -Coming."
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"I didn't want to go to in the first place."
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"All right, before I go, I got two rules."
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"No putting your penis in the gopher holes,"
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"and no apples."
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"You can trust us. Ow! That went well."
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"Oh, my God, that's so funny."
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"'Cause it didn't go well."
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"-Adam, would you like a pear? -Apple."
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"-Grape? -Apple."
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"-Peach? -Apple."
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"-Nectarine? -Casey."
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"-Cantaloupe? -Apple."
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"-Honeydew? -Apple."
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"-Clementine? -Apple."
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"Hey, you guys looking for some apples?"
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"You know, I cougo for an apple."
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"No. Adam, remember what God said."
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"About his nightmare girlfriend's art show?"
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"'Cause that's all I remember about that poor guy."
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"No. He said if we eat the apple we're kicked out of paradise."
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"-They have antioxidants. -They do?"
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"Why would I lie? I'm a snake in a tree."
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"I have nothing to gain from lying to you,"
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"aside from the minor sexual thrill"
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"of watching someone eat something."
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"And-and that's minor."
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"Okay, I'm gonna do it."
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"Okay, good. Now, Adam can't be here."
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"Eat it with your feet, and look at me when you do it."
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"What the hell happened here?!"
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"Uh, it's not our fault."
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"You created the most tempting thing"
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"man has ever known... a piece of fruit."
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"That's it, you two are kicked out of paradise."
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"Unless you want to buy a nice pot."
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"Can I put my keys in it?"
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"-No. -Fine, we'll leave."
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"The opposite of Eden."
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"Well, Florida, time to fit in."
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"Then what happened?"
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"-They populated the Earth. -How?"
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"-They had kids. -Okay, but then, what did they do?"
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"They had kids, too."
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"-With who? -They were fruitful."
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"-With who? -Well, the girls"
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"with either their brothers or their fathers,"
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"and the boys with either their sisters or their mothers."
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"That's disgusting."
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"Are we just gonna let that guy in the parking lot"
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"keep screaming at his girlfriend?"
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"Peter, get away from the window."
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"Shh, shh, shh. If we're quiet,"
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"you can hear every fifth word."
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"MAN (yelling): Always... (indistinct)..."
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"never... (indistinct)... my friends... (indistinct)..."
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"Michelob Ultra!"
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"All right, back to the Bible."
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"And again, you'll let me know if another older,"
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"heavyset woman wanders by in nothing but a T-shirt?"
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"Why did we choose this motel?"
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"This is any motel."
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"GOD: Noah, I want you to build an ark."
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"Right."
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"-What's an ark? -A large ship."
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"40 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits."
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"Right. What's a cubit?"
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"Wait a minute, are you just doing Bill Cosby bits?"
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"Yeah, why not? All of his stuff is up for grabs."
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"What is he gonna do, sue us?"
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""Noah was feeding his children chocolate cake for breakfast.""
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"Dad is great. Give us chocolate cake."
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"Dad is great."
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"Give us chocolate cake."
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"Terrific. Okay, kids, that's enough."
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"We're done stealing from "Dr." Cosby."
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"Now it's time to get ready for school."
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"There's no school today. There was another mass stoning."
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