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Clips from New Girl - Tomatoes (S01E01)

"- I'm leaving. - How are you upset right now?"
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"Cece, you ended this."
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"- I don't know what you want from me. - I don't want you sleeping with Nadia."
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"Are you crazy? I don't want you sleeping with anyone."
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"Because I like you."
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"I can't just always say what I feel, okay?"
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"Just whatever, Schmidt."
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"You like me."
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"- You like my personality? - I was surprised too."
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"Come on."
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"- What happened? - Oh, my God! Why? Agh!"
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"- What? - God, my penis is having a heart attack."
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"- Don't touch me. Get out of here. - Okay."
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"I mean, I like... Don't bend over, for crying out loud! What are you, nuts?"
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"- I'm sorry. It's the yoga pants. - Sorry for this, but I like you."
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"I like you too so much."
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"Call a nurse. A male nurse."
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"Probably a heavyset male nurse would be nice."
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"- Bye. - Describe it to them..."
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"as, like, a battered highway cone. Agh."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Hey."
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"Caroline, how you doing?"
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"Good. I'm just going to use the bathroom."
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"- Caroline? - I know. I called her and... I don't know."
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"What are you doing? You guys had a terrible relationship. Are you crazy?"
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"She digs it?"
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"Are you kidding, Nick? What happened?"
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"What happened to swearing off women and focusing on tomatoes?"
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"I can't grow tomatoes, Jess."
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"I think this is what was supposed to happen all along."
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"Me and Caroline. And I'm okay with it."
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"- I'm happy. - Pathetic. You're just saying that..."
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"because you don't have the courage to be alone."
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"I will never get used to those urinals."
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"Hey, give me a second? I have to talk to Jess."
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"- Oh, sure. - Okay."
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"- Okay. - Bye, Caroline."
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"- Bye. - See you in one second."
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"- What is your problem? - Have fun making terrible life decisions."
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"Oh, you just know everything, don't you?"
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"- I'm actually so sick of you. - I'm just really disappointed in you."
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"Maybe I'll be more like you, go into the kitchen, make pastries with sprinklies."
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"- That's not what I do. - Throw some dumb pajama outfit on..."
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"then tell other people how to live their lives."
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"It's not a pajama outfit! They're called pajamas, Nick!"
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"- That's what I said! - Go back in your room..."
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"and put on your stupid flannel and keep not living up to your potential!"
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"You're a crazy person!"
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"I'm just saying things you don't wanna hear!"
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"Know what I would like?"
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"- What? - Silence!"
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"- I'm not gonna be silent! - Shut up for one second!"
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"- I'm trying to help! - Please be quiet!"
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"- No! No! - I don't want your help!"
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"Stop making that face. I hate that!"
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"This is my only face! Don't have a lot of faces!"
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"And if you don't like looking at my face, Jess..."
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"then look at my ass!"
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"Oh! - Yeah, get a good look."
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"- Stop shaking your ass! - This is the ass of a failure!"
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"- You get a look. - Look right at my ass."
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"- Now, Nick! - You bought the ticket, take a ride."
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"- Feast your eyes on my butt. - I'm winning this."
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"- Quitter. - Look. It's going faster than yours!"
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"- I have the fastest butt. - I got a faster one!"
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"No, you don't!"
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"- What are we doing? - Stop looking at my ass!"
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"I'm gonna kill you."
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"Quitter."
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"You really think Nick is gonna believe that a tomato just sprung up overnight?"
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"Yes, I do. When it comes to tomatoes..."
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"no one in the world knows less than Nick."
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"- So how long you gotta ice that thing? - Eight weeks."
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"I mean, if I have any excitement, it's excruciating pain."
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"- Boobies. - What?"
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"Girls with clean hair."
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"- This is the least funny game played. - Models eating sliders."
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"- Unh! - Bernadette Peters on a high beam."
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"Freshly baked bread."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Maybe this is just too intense..."
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"Just... Can you just take me home?"
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