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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.5 (S02E02)

"(woman) For centuries,"
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"people have turned to one man"
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"for the answer to life's great mysteries."
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"That man, is Negrodamus."
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"You, sir."
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"Negrodamus, will Aresenio Hall ever have another show?"
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"Yes, Arsenio Hall will get another show."
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""Good Morning Black America.""
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"It will be shown at noon throughout the country."
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"Thank you so much, Negrodamus."
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"Next."
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"(French accent) Negrodamus,"
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"hello from France."
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"Arnold Schwarzenegger will divorce his wife"
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"and marry Shirley Temple Black."
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"And she will be,"
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"Mrs. Shirley Temple Black-negger."
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"Negrodamus..."
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"uh, why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?"
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"White people love Wayne Brady"
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"Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."
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"For centuries people have turned to one man"
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"for the answer to life's great mysteries."
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"That man, is Negrodamus."
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"Y'all don't go nowhere,"
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"we'll be right back with more Chappelle show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Welcome back!"
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"this segment we've done on the show,"
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""Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.""
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"But, if you haven't seen it,"
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"Eddie's older brother, Charlie, works on our show"
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"and he tells us these crazy stories,"
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"some of which are so crazy"
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"that we have to have him come by and tell 'em to the crowd!"
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"So, tonight, we have for you"
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"I think it was in '85, like,"
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"when all that androgynous shit was going on."
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"(Charlie) And what was wild was that"
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"the guy who looked the most like a bitch"
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"was getting all the women."
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"If you wearin' baggy shit now and you actin' hard,"
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"if you from LA"
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"We in the club,"
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"we getting our groove on, shakin' it up"
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"and Prince came in there."
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"That's when "Purple Rain" came out"
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"and Prince was the shit, you know what I'm saying?"
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"Prince had on, like, a..."
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"it was like a zorro-type outfit."
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"It had the ruffles come down the front."
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"He had the big perm fluffed out and all that."
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"And it looked like something that a figure skater would wear."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"And he was with his whole crew"
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"and he had this other cat named "Mickey Free.""
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"And Mickey Free was, like, the new cat in Shalamar"
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"that, when he joined the group,"
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"I heard mad cats, like,"
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""yo, Shalamar got this new girl in there."
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"Man, that bitch fine like a motherfucker.""
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"They came over where we was at,"
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"Prince started talking to my brother."
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"Hello, Eddie Murphy."
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"Prince, what's up?"
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"I'm a big fan of your comedies."
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"Ooh, that's hot, Prince."
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"Would you like to come to my house"
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"Ooh, that's cool."
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"Fruity, get the car."
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"Assemble your crew, I'll be outside."
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"We went up there."
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"the tracks are slammin', you know what I mean?"
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"groovin' at the crib, he had girls over there..."
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"he had nice environment, it was tight."
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"This bores me."
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"Is anyone up for a game of basketball?"
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"(hysterical laughter)"
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"versus me and The Revolution."
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"(hysterical laughter)"
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"So, I was like, "this nigga must be joking.""
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"I don't know where he's going with this and shit."
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"But he was dead-serious."
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"He had his helper or whatever"
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"go and get some shorts and sneakers and gave 'em to us."
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"And we laughing, I'm like,"
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""this is gonna be some funny-ass shit.""
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"So they come out, right?"
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"And I look at them and, um..."
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"It was wild I was like,"
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"but they were."
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"I said, "hey, you know what..."
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"you know what we're gonna call this?"
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"The shirts against the blouses."
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"And when I said that, this look came on his face."
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"He looked angry."
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"And I'm looking back at him thinking to myself,"
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"you know, "what are you angry about?"
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""I mean, you know where you got that shirt from"
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"and it damn sure wasn't the men's department.""
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"I mean, I kinda learned something that day,"
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"don't never judge a book by its cover."
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"This cat could ball, man."
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"Play ball."
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"He was crossing cats, like ice."
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"Crossed me up."
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"He was getting rebounds like Charles Barkley."
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"Shoot the "J.""
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"Shoot it!"
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"Let's run the play, computer blue."
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"Oww!"
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"They was kinda settin' these fruity picks, man,"
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"Like, you'd be tryin' to check Prince"
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"and then you go this cat standin' behind you"
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"and he's getting close to you"
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"and his hands is out like this..."
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"you don't really wanna be bent over"
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"in front of a cat like that, you know what I'm sayin'?"
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"Prince was incredible!"
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