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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Rebound Girl (S07E07)

"We're not gay."
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"Nope. Stuck with girls."
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"I wish men could have children"
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"on their own, like sea horses."
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"Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
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"They have a little pouch."
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"They should be called sea kangaroos."
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"No, y-you want kids?"
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"Maybe I've kind of lately been thinking"
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"about the whole wife and kids thing."
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"Just minus the wife."
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"You could always go it alone."
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"Like Mr. Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes."
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"Yeah, but that was the '80s, when you could just swing by"
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"any inner-city playground in your limo"
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"and scoop up some kids. - Mmm."
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"- Simpler times. - Hmm."
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"in it with you anyway, you know? Lifetime partnership."
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"The only partnership in my life"
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"that has stood the test of time is this one."
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"The sacred bond of man and bro."
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"Maybe we should start a family together."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"This place is huge."
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"I mean, look, I can dance all crazy in here."
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"Oh! Sh..."
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"Listen, um, Robin,"
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"are you okay with us all"
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"doing Thanksgiving out in East Meadow?"
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"Uh, yeah, I guess that'd be nice."
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"Oh, great!"
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"that we would just stay at the house"
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"until, you know..."
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"What?"
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"No!"
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"You can't move to Long Island!"
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"But this house is so nice."
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"It's big, and it's clean, and if there's cockroaches,"
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"they respect us enough to sneak around."
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"Listen to yourself."
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"This is Pregnancy Brain all over again."
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"No, I'm done with Pregnancy Brain."
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"I've moved on to weird pregnancy sex dreams."
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"Officer."
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"You know. You know."
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"I'm-I'm just saying, you're not in the right mind to be making"
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"this decision right now."
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"You know what? Robin's right."
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"We are in no state of mind to make this kind of decision."
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"Thank you. And now you're stepping off the crazy bus."
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"We let the universe decide."
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"And now you're back on board."
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"You hear that, Universe?"
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"If you send us a sign in the next..."
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"Okay?"
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"Go."
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"for the last time, this place is enormous--"
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"It's genius!"
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"Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl,"
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"you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!"
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"I wouldn't have to choose"
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"between dating and having a family."
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"And a broken home?"
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"Um, what's that?"
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"Our kids will never know,"
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"'cause we're never gonna split up!"
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"Why would we?"
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"I mean, sure, when your wife walks in"
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"on you banging a hot flight attendant, you get a divorce."
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"But when your bro-parent walks in on you"
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"banging a hot flight attendant..."
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"You get five of these bad boys, right up high!"
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"And you totally join in, right?!"
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"Oh, no, there's the line. That's the line."
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"We found the line. It's good we know where it is."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"We have an announcement."
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"So what you're saying is,"
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"if you're meant to move to Long Island,"
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"some sign from the universe"
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"will magically appear at your doorstep?"
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"Now, kids, I don't think there was a knock on the door"
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"at that exact moment, but for the purposes of this story..."
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"Hi, I'm Clive."
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"I live upstairs from you."
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"Is this your sign?"
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"I don't know, Clive."
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"Is it?"
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"Oh, did we leave that outside?"
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"Yeah, we're selling our house in Long Island."
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"Oh. Too bad you're not selling this place."
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"I'd love to turn mine into a duplex."
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"And I'd give you a really good price for it,"
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"because I am so rich."
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"He did not say that."
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"His shoes did."
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"Okay, the point is, we got the sign."
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"were beginning a new chapter in their lives."
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"Which meant only one thing for us..."
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"We're having a baby!"
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"- Hey, let's talk baby names! - Barney..."
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"Oh, my God! That was my first choice, too."
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"No, listen. You and I are drunk."
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"Which means there's a chance that adopting a baby--"
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"no matter how cute he is in my head"
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"with his little cowboy outfit on and he's riding our dog"
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"like a horse and we also have a dog,"
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"purebred Golden, but it's okay, she's a rescue--"
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"might not be a good idea."
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"You're right."
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"So let's go home, take some aspirin,"
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"drink lots of water,"
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"and then see if it's still a good idea tomorrow."
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"It's still a good idea!"
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"It's totally still a good idea!"
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"We're having a baby!"
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"Kids, I cannot stress this enough:"
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"Barney and I were going through a tough time."
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"You're not leaving, and that's final."
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