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Clips from Gilligan's Island - President Gilligan (S01E01)

"PRESIDENT GILLIGAN."
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"GILLIGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
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"I WAS CLEANING UP THE WHITE HOUSE."
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"GIVE ME THAT BROOM."
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"IS THIS ANY SORT OF A JOB"
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"FOR THE PRESIDENT TO BE DOING?"
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"I DON'T KNOW."
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"I'VE NEVER BEEN A PRESIDENT BEFORE."
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"LOOK, SKIPPER, I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN THE ELECTION."
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"HONEST, I WAS ON YOUR SIDE."
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"THERE'S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE."
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"I JUST CAME BY HERE TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS."
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"NOW, PEOPLE HAVE MADE THEIR CHOICE,"
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"AND WHETHER IT'S RIGHT OR WRONG, WE'RE STUCK WITH IT."
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"WELL, MAYBE WE OUGHT TO COUNT THE VOTES AGAIN"
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"TO MAKE SURE I WON."
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"THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT, EITHER."
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"HOWELL AND I HAVE COUNTED 'EM 4 TIMES ALREADY."
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"WELL, I SURE FEEL AWFUL ABOUT WINNING,"
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"ESPECIALLY WHEN I WASN'T EVEN RUNNING."
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"THE FACT IS YOU DID WIN, GILLIGAN,"
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"AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE."
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"I CAN HARDLY CALL MYSELF A FRIEND"
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"IF I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A WORD OF WARNING."
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"A WORD OF WARNING? ABOUT WHAT?"
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"THE POWER SEEKERS."
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"MEN WHO'LL SEEK YOU OUT, CALL THEMSELVES FRIENDS,"
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"THEY'LL FLATTER YOU, THEY'LL FAWN ON YOU."
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"ALL THEY WANT IS A HIGH POSITION IN YOUR GOVERNMENT."
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"AND YOU'VE GOT TO GUARD AGAINST THEM."
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"GUARD AGAINST THEM? HOW?"
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"WELL, THAT'S WHERE I COME IN."
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"YOU JUST LEAVE IT TO ME."
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"THAT'S PART OF MY JOB AS SECOND IN COMMAND."
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"I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO THESE MEN ARE, BUT--"
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"I JUST STOPPED BY TO OFFER YOU"
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"MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS"
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"ON YOUR RATHER SHOCKING VICTORY."
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"YEAH, IT WAS KIND OF A SURPRISE TO ME, TOO."
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"YES, WELL, THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, UH,"
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"COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE."
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"YOU'RE FINISHED, HOWELL."
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"SETTING UP A NEW ADMINISTRATION."
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"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT."
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"OH--OH, MR. PRESIDENT,"
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"BEFORE I, UH, FORGET,"
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"HERE'S A, UH, SMALL BUT TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE"
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"LITTLE TOKEN OF MY ESTEEM."
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"A BOX OF ESTEEMED TOKENS. THANKS, MR. HOWELL."
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"NO, NO, NO."
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"YOU--YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE YOUR WRISTS PIERCED."
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"MR. HOWELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU."
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"THAT'S WHAT HE'S JUST ABOUT TO TELL YOU, GILLIGAN."
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"I CAME BY TO PAY MY RESPECTS"
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"AND TO OFFER MY HUMBLE SERVICE"
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"TO WHATEVER HIGH OFFICE THE PRESIDENT MIGHT DESIGNATE."
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"THE LEADER'S WISH IS BUT MY COMMAND."
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"WELL, THEN HERE."
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"YOU CAN START BY CLEANING UP THE WHITE HOUSE."
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"THAT OUGHT TO BE HUMBLE ENOUGH."
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"JUST EXACTLY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
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"I'M THE VICE PRESIDENT."
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"THE VICE PRESIDENT. WELL, HOW DID YOU GET THAT JOB?"
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"BY GETTING HERE BEFORE YOU DID!"
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"DO YOU WANT YOUR CUFF LINKS BACK?"
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"DO YOU THINK I'M THE KIND OF MAN"
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"WHO WOULD TAKE BACK A BRIBE, SIR?"
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"IT'S A NICE GIFT."
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"WELL, I EXPECT TO GET SOMETHING IN RETURN."
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"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GOOD KNOT?"
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"UH, SKIPPER, WHAT KIND OF JOB CAN WE GIVE MR. HOWELL?"
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"WELL, WE HAVE THE SECRETARY OF LABOR,"
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"THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE,"
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"SECRETARY OF STATE."
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"YEAH, YOU COULD BE ONE OF THE SECRETARIES."
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"I THINK WITH MY BACKGROUND,"
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"THE IDEAL JOB FOR ME WOULD BE CHIEF JUSTICE"
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"OF THE SUPREME COURT."
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"BUT THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT POSITION."
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"HAVE YOU HAD ANY LEGAL EXPERIENCE?"
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"THE GOVERNMENT HAS CONVICTED ME 6 TIMES ON ANTI-TRUST SUITS,"
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"AND I'VE BEEN INVESTIGATED EVERY YEAR FOR INCOME TAX EVASION."
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"OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. HOW ABOUT YOU, SKIPPER?"
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"WELL, ANY MAN CAN STAY OUT OF JAIL WITH A RECORD LIKE THAT'S"
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"GOT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE LAW."
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"NOW, THE FIRST THING ON MY AGENDA..."
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"IS TO INVESTIGATE A PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT."
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"WHAT PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?"
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"THE ONE I STARTED RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION."
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"HA HA HA!"
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"SEE YOU AT THE INAUGURAL LUAU,"
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"MR. PRESIDENT."
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"IT IS MY HONOR"
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"TO INTRODUCE TO YOU"
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"A MAN KNOWN TO US ALL,"
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"A MAN RESPECTED FOR HIS COURAGE,"
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"HIS DEDICATION OF DUTY,"
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"HIS LEADERSHIP."
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"A TRUE GIANT AMONG MEN."
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"OUR PRESIDENT, GILLIGAN!"
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"YEAH, MR. PRESIDENT, BRAVO, BRAVO."
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"SPEECH, SPEECH."
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"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND HONORED GUESTS,"
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"COME ON, EVERYBODY, EAT! PLEASE, WHILE IT'S STILL HOT."
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"OH, I'M SORRY, GILLIGAN."
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"I MEAN, MR. PRESIDENT."
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"THAT'S OKAY, FOLKS, UH,"
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"YOU GO AHEAD AND FINISH DINNER."
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"I JUST--I JUST JOTTED DOWN"
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"A FEW THINGS I WANTED TO SAY, AND--"
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"IT WAS RIGHT HERE A MINUTE AGO."
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"MR. HOWELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT NAPKIN,"
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"I THINK IT'S MY SPEECH."
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"OH, YES."
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"FIRST OF ALL--"
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"UH, WOULD YOU PASS ME THAT GUAVA SAUCE?"
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"SURE, MR. HOWELL."
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"SHOT OF IT, PLEASE."
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"THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME."
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"NOW..."
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