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Clips from Gilligan's Island - President Gilligan (S01E01)

WOULD YOU PASS THIS DOWN, PLEASE?

"WOULD YOU PASS THIS DOWN, PLEASE?"

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THANK YOU.

"THANK YOU."

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IT'S HOT. HERE, PROFESSOR.

"IT'S HOT. HERE, PROFESSOR."

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THANK YOU, GILLIGAN.

"THANK YOU, GILLIGAN."

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

"YOU'RE WELCOME."

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WELL, NOW DOWN TO THE IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

"WELL, NOW DOWN TO THE IMPORTANT BUSINESS."

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AS YOU ALL KNOW, OUR WATER SUPPLY IS GETTING SHORT

"AS YOU ALL KNOW, OUR WATER SUPPLY IS GETTING SHORT"

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AND WE HAVE TO PITCH IN AND BUILD A WELL.

"AND WE HAVE TO PITCH IN AND BUILD A WELL."

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OH, I WISH WHO KNEW WHO COOKED THESE JELLIED SAND DABS.

"OH, I WISH WHO KNEW WHO COOKED THESE JELLIED SAND DABS."

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THURSTON, YOU MUST TRY THEM.

"THURSTON, YOU MUST TRY THEM."

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YOU'D BELIEVE YOU WERE AT ANTOINE'S.

"YOU'D BELIEVE YOU WERE AT ANTOINE'S."

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OH, YES, YOU MUST TRY MY JELLIED SAND DABS.

"OH, YES, YOU MUST TRY MY JELLIED SAND DABS."

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NOW ABOUT THE JELLIED SAND--

"NOW ABOUT THE JELLIED SAND--"

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NOW LOOK, FOLKS,

"NOW LOOK, FOLKS,"

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IF WE ALL PITCH IN,

"IF WE ALL PITCH IN,"

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THIS IS THE BEST MEAL I'VE HAD

"THIS IS THE BEST MEAL I'VE HAD"

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SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THE ISLAND.

"SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THE ISLAND."

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THANK YOU, SKIPPER.

"THANK YOU, SKIPPER."

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I'VE GOTTA TAKE A WALK.

"I'VE GOTTA TAKE A WALK."

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[ALL TALKING]

"[ALL TALKING]"

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WE HAVE TO HAVE FRESH WATER,

"WE HAVE TO HAVE FRESH WATER,"

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PLEASE, MR. AND MRS. HOWELL.

"PLEASE, MR. AND MRS. HOWELL."

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PROFESSOR, PROFESSOR,

"PROFESSOR, PROFESSOR,"

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AS SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE,

"AS SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE,"

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I THINK IT'S NECESSARY THAT YOU SHOULD FIND OUT

"I THINK IT'S NECESSARY THAT YOU SHOULD FIND OUT"

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WHERE WE SHOULD DIG THE WELL.

"WHERE WE SHOULD DIG THE WELL."

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[SHELL SOUNDS]

"[SHELL SOUNDS]"

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YOU RANG, MR. PRESIDENT?

"YOU RANG, MR. PRESIDENT?"

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YEAH, MRS. HOWELL.

"YEAH, MRS. HOWELL."

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IT'S ALMOST AFTER 4:00.

"IT'S ALMOST AFTER 4:00."

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HAS ANYBODY COME TO SEE ME?

"HAS ANYBODY COME TO SEE ME?"

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NO, THEY HAVEN'T, MR. PRESIDENT.

"NO, THEY HAVEN'T, MR. PRESIDENT."

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MAYBE SOMEBODY STOPPED BY WHILE YOU WERE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK.

"MAYBE SOMEBODY STOPPED BY WHILE YOU WERE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK."

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I HAVEN'T LEFT THAT OIL DRUM ALL DAY, MR. PRESIDENT.

"I HAVEN'T LEFT THAT OIL DRUM ALL DAY, MR. PRESIDENT."

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WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW?

"WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW?"

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I'LL CHECK HERE.

"I'LL CHECK HERE."

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WELL, THERE'S NOTHING IN THE MORNING,

"WELL, THERE'S NOTHING IN THE MORNING,"

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BUT IN THE AFTERNOON,

"BUT IN THE AFTERNOON,"

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YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING.

"YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING."

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WHAT TIME IS MY CABINET MEETING?

"WHAT TIME IS MY CABINET MEETING?"

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5:00,

"5:00,"

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BUT THE VICE PRESIDENT CANCELED IT.

"BUT THE VICE PRESIDENT CANCELED IT."

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HE HAD A FISHING DATE

"HE HAD A FISHING DATE"

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WITH THE CHIEF JUSTICE.

"WITH THE CHIEF JUSTICE."

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WHERE'S THE REST OF MY CABINET?

"WHERE'S THE REST OF MY CABINET?"

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OH, THEY'RE ALL SWIMMING IN THE LAGOON.

"OH, THEY'RE ALL SWIMMING IN THE LAGOON."

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ALL EXCEPT THE SECRETARY

"ALL EXCEPT THE SECRETARY"

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OF HEALTH AND WELFARE.

"OF HEALTH AND WELFARE."

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GOOD, WHAT'S SHE DOING?

"GOOD, WHAT'S SHE DOING?"

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HER HAIR.

"HER HAIR."

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WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DIG THAT WELL.

"WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DIG THAT WELL."

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YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT.

"YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT."

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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

"YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT."

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SKIPPER, YOU GOT A MINUTE?

"SKIPPER, YOU GOT A MINUTE?"

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SURE, GILLIGAN, COME ON IN,

"SURE, GILLIGAN, COME ON IN,"

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UH, THAT IS, MR. PRESIDENT.

"UH, THAT IS, MR. PRESIDENT."

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SKIPPER, I NEED YOUR HELP.

"SKIPPER, I NEED YOUR HELP."

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I'M WORRIED. I'M REAL WORRIED ABOUT THAT WELL.

"I'M WORRIED. I'M REAL WORRIED ABOUT THAT WELL."

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YOU LOOK WORRIED.

"YOU LOOK WORRIED."

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I DO?

"I DO?"

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YOU SURE DO, AND FRANKLY,

"YOU SURE DO, AND FRANKLY,"

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I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

"I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU."

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YOU HAVE?

"YOU HAVE?"

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YES, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

"YES, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT THAT."

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WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK,

"WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK,"

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WHICH IS TERRIBLE.

"WHICH IS TERRIBLE."

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REALLY?

"REALLY?"

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BUT, GILLIGAN, NEVER MIND THAT.

"BUT, GILLIGAN, NEVER MIND THAT."

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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HUT.

"TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HUT."

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NOW, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE OFFICE OF A VICE PRESIDENT?

"NOW, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE OFFICE OF A VICE PRESIDENT?"

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NO, SKIPPER, IT DOESN'T.

"NO, SKIPPER, IT DOESN'T."

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IT IS BENEATH OUR DIGNITY, ISN'T IT?

"IT IS BENEATH OUR DIGNITY, ISN'T IT?"

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YES, SIR, IT IS. RIGHT.

"YES, SIR, IT IS. RIGHT."

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RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

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NOW CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS JUNK?

"NOW CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS JUNK?"

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SURE, SKIPPER,

"SURE, SKIPPER,"

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BUT ABOUT THE WELL.

"BUT ABOUT THE WELL."

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SKIPPER?

"SKIPPER?"

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WELL, SKIPPER, OUR OLD WATER SUPPLY IS RUNNING LOW,

"WELL, SKIPPER, OUR OLD WATER SUPPLY IS RUNNING LOW,"

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AND WE GOTTA DIG A NEW WELL QUICK.

"AND WE GOTTA DIG A NEW WELL QUICK."

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THAT'S NOT TOO HEAVY FOR YOU, IS IT?

"THAT'S NOT TOO HEAVY FOR YOU, IS IT?"

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[WEAKLY] Uh, no.

"[WEAKLY] Uh, no."

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JUST PUT THIS ROPE ON THERE,

"JUST PUT THIS ROPE ON THERE,"

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AND, UH, IF YOU WOULD STEP OVER IN THE CORNER HERE,

"AND, UH, IF YOU WOULD STEP OVER IN THE CORNER HERE,"

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THERE WE GO, GILLIGAN.

"THERE WE GO, GILLIGAN."

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ABOUT THE WATER SITUATION, SIR.

"ABOUT THE WATER SITUATION, SIR."

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OH, YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THE WATER?

"OH, YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THE WATER?"

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YEAH, SKIPPER, SAME PROBLEM.

"YEAH, SKIPPER, SAME PROBLEM."

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WAIT A MINUTE, GILLIGAN. YEAH?

"WAIT A MINUTE, GILLIGAN. YEAH?"

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I GOT AN IDEA. YEAH?

"I GOT AN IDEA. YEAH?"

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I THINK I'LL PUT MY DESK OVER HERE.

"I THINK I'LL PUT MY DESK OVER HERE."

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WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK OVER AND PUT IT ON THIS WALL?

"WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK OVER AND PUT IT ON THIS WALL?"

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WHATEVER YOU WANT, SKIPPER,

"WHATEVER YOU WANT, SKIPPER,"

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BUT WE GOTTA MAKE A DECISION ABOUT THE WELL.

"BUT WE GOTTA MAKE A DECISION ABOUT THE WELL."

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NOW, UH, MR. PRESIDENT,

"NOW, UH, MR. PRESIDENT,"

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HAVE YOU MADE ANY DECISIONS ABOUT THE WELL?

"HAVE YOU MADE ANY DECISIONS ABOUT THE WELL?"

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UH-HUH.

"UH-HUH."

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AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

"AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?"

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I'M GONNA DROP THESE BOXES.

"I'M GONNA DROP THESE BOXES."

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I'M GONNA GO SEE THE CHIEF JUSTICE...

"I'M GONNA GO SEE THE CHIEF JUSTICE..."

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OH, GILLIGAN!

"OH, GILLIGAN!"

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ABOUT THE WELL.

"ABOUT THE WELL."

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[GASPS]

"[GASPS]"

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I HATE TO DISTURB YOU, CHIEF JUSTICE.

"I HATE TO DISTURB YOU, CHIEF JUSTICE."

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OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. NEVER TOO BUSY TO TALK

"OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. NEVER TOO BUSY TO TALK"

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TO THE--THE PRESIDENT.

"TO THE--THE PRESIDENT."

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I WANT TO ASK YOU YOUR OPINION

"I WANT TO ASK YOU YOUR OPINION"

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ABOUT THAT WELL WE HAVE TO DIG.

"ABOUT THAT WELL WE HAVE TO DIG."

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OH, THE WELL! I'VE BEEN LYING HERE

"OH, THE WELL! I'VE BEEN LYING HERE"

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AND GIVING THAT A LOT OF CONSIDERATION.

"AND GIVING THAT A LOT OF CONSIDERATION."

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NOW, THE SIMILAR CASE OF FLETCHER VS. BRONSON, YOU SEE,

"NOW, THE SIMILAR CASE OF FLETCHER VS. BRONSON, YOU SEE,"

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THE MUNICIPAL COURT UPHELD A PREVIOUS RULING AND FOUND FOR THE DEFENDANT.

"THE MUNICIPAL COURT UPHELD A PREVIOUS RULING AND FOUND FOR THE DEFENDANT."

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AND EVEN AFTER THE CASE WAS APPEALED,

"AND EVEN AFTER THE CASE WAS APPEALED,"

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THE COURT REFUSED TO REVERSE THE DECISION

"THE COURT REFUSED TO REVERSE THE DECISION"

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I'VE TAKEN ALL OF THAT INTO CONSIDERATION.

"I'VE TAKEN ALL OF THAT INTO CONSIDERATION."

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AND I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT.

"AND I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT."

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NIGHTY NIGHT.

"NIGHTY NIGHT."

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HI. I HATE TO BARGE IN LIKE THIS,

"HI. I HATE TO BARGE IN LIKE THIS,"

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BUT I FIGURE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.

"BUT I FIGURE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME."

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BUT HE WAS SO BUSY FIXING UP HIS OFFICE THAT HE COULDN'T HELP ME.

"BUT HE WAS SO BUSY FIXING UP HIS OFFICE THAT HE COULDN'T HELP ME."

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