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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Now look at me."
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"Declawed. Neutered."
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"What was once"
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"my jungle is now my zoo."
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"And I am forced to mate with the same old lioness"
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"again and again and again,"
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"while families pay to watch."
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"Yeah, this metaphor's really falling apart."
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"Put a bell around my neck and scratch my belly, kids,"
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"for I am just a docile housecat now."
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"Meow."
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"Well, we love this bar."
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"You can't dump her."
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"Wendy the Waitress-Hyphen-Stinson."
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"Don't kill the bar, dude."
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"And so, inevitably, you have to do the thing"
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"you've been dreading all along."
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"Now, a relationship-ectomy"
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"but in the case of the Platinum Rule,"
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"it takes a very, very steady hand, and that's"
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"I like you..."
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"Guys, we like you a lot..."
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"We're pretending this works, but it doesn't."
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"And I'm getting a little sick of the whole charade."
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"We're getting a little sick of charades."
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"I mean, I don't like you that way."
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"I used to like you that way."
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"there is to see, I don't know,"
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"I kind of want to see those same parts"
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"just on other girls."
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"So maybe, we could go back to just being coworkers."
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"Maybe we should just go back to being neighbors."
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"Other girls and you,"
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"if you're into that."
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"But the other girls have to be there, too."
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"That's the important part."
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"Gosh, you're just terrified"
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"of ever getting close to anyone, aren't you?"
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"Or that.Let's say it's that."
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"And in any other relationship,"
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"that would be it."
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"End of story."
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"But because you have to see this person again,"
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"there's a Step 8: Fallout."
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"And now, here's"
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"Curt "The Iron Man" Irons with sports."
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"Curt?"
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"Well, the Knicks lost."
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"It's sad, really."
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"They had a real shot."
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"Then, out of nowhere, game over."
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"And why?"
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"Why, Robin?"
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"Uh, well, their perimeter shooting"
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"has been a little bit off this season..."
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"The Knicks lost because they were"
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"afraid of getting hurt."
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"So they didn't even try."
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"Well, you know what I think?"
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"the Knicks didn't deserve my love to begin with."
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"The Knicks suck."
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"And that's sports."
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"Do you see anything?"
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"I think we're clear. okay, go, go, go!"
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"That was close."
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"Too close."
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"- What do we do? - I have no idea."
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"Guys, are you there?"
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"Wait!"
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"Baby, we only have one choice."
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"Okay, hurry! Michael and Laura are probably..."
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"Hey, neighbors. Yeah."
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"Barney, I just want you to know, I have no hard feelings."
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"It wasn't the best idea"
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"I hope we can still be friends."
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"Thanks, Wendy. Of course we can."
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"If you need anything else, let me know."
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"Wow."
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"I've got to hand it to Wendy the Waitress:"
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"that was very mature of her."
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"She's gonna try to kill me."
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"This is poisoned."
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"What? You're being ridiculous."
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"She's trying to kill me and everyone close to me."
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"What are you talking about? Ted!"
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"and she says, "No hard feelings.""
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"She's a psycho!"
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"What other explanation is there?"
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"Uh, that you're letting yourself"
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"believe she's crazy"
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"that she doesn't want to date you either?"
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"Where did Marshall get that hamburger?"
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"I don't know, I guess"
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"Wendy the Waitress brought it to him."
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"Nooo!"
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"Dude."
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"You're welcome."
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"Wait a second."
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"You've been sitting here,"
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"pretending to be the expert on all this,"
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"but the truth is, there was no real fallout"
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"from your breakup at all?"
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"Yet. You're an idiot."
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"All right, I'm taking off."
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"What?! I have a date."
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"Wha...? you are such a jerk!"
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"Ted, have you not"
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"Attraction, bargaining, submission,"
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"perks, tipping point,"
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"purgatory, confrontation, fallout!"
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"These things will all happen to you"
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"as surely as they happened to all of us!"
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"It's a rule of nature!"
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"Well, I'm sick of all the rules!"
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"There's too many of them!"
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"The Hot/Crazy Scale, the Lemon Law,"
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"the Platinum Rule..."
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"If everyone in the world"
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"followed every one of your rules,"
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