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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"A tramp stamp."
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"Kids, too often in life,"
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"But you know better."
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"No, don't do it. No, no, no, no."
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"But he used to play hockey, and I'm a Canadian."
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"If he were missing some teeth,"
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"Oh, yeah,"
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"Carl had to take off. You mind giving me a hand?"
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"And last night, at the hockey game,"
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"Okay."
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"I am not killing the bar."
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"It's fine."
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"THE TIPPING POINT"
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"On my suggestion, you flip it."
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"What?"
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"Don't do this, Ted. All right."
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"It was perfect!"
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"Yeah."
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"Hmm, I rember that."
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"Marry her if you have to."
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"is a delicate surgery as it is,"
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"Step 7: Confrontation."
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"I don't like you."
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"But now that I've seen everything"
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"So can I get a gin and tonic?"
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"Curt?"
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"I think"
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"I forgot my keys. Can you open up?"
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"It's just Ted."
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"Hello? Guys?"
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"for us to get involved."
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"Yours is poisoned, too."
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"Look at the facts: I dump her"
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"so you don't have to face the far more likely possibility"
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"Good night."
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"Why would she think that?"
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"So that was the end of the story"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I have a tattoo."
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"Oh, that's not a tattoo."
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"That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp."
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"we make decisions that we're not prepared to live with."
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"This is a story about those decisions,"
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"and the consequences that follow."
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"Say good-bye, kids,"
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"'cause it won't be around much longer."
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"Oh, but Ted, if you get rid of the butterfly,"
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"how's everyone gonna know"
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"you're a stripper from Reno with Daddy issues?"
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"Yes, yes, enjoy these"
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"final moments of mockery"
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"because in just ten surprisingly expensive sessions,"
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"Stella is gonna zap that butterfly"
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"right off the face of my lower back."
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"Stella? Dr. Stella Zinman."
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"She's the best in the business."
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"And she's rather cute."
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"In fact... we're going to a movie together tonight."
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"What? I asked her out."
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"Oy. Oh. Ted, why would you do that?"
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"What's the matter with you? What?"
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"What do you mean? Dude..."
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"don't poop where you eat."
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"Oh, no, this doesn't count."
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"If it's someone you see on a regular basis,"
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"and you can't avoid them..."
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"And in this case, you're paying them..."
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"then yes, it counts."
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"Ted,"
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"you've heard of the Golden Rule, right?"
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""Love thy neighbor?""
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"Uh, actually, it's "Do unto others"
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"as you would have them do unto you.""
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"It's from the Bible."
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"Damn it, Ted, I've worked out this whole thing"
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"where the Golden Rule is "Love thy neighbor,""
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"so just... okay?"
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"Now, the Golden Rule is "Love thy neighbor.""
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"But there's one rule above it:"
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"the Platinum Rule: Mmm."
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""Never ever, ever, ever, lovethy neighbor.""
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"Well, that's cute."
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"But she's not my neighbor; she's my doctor."
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"So if you'll excuse me... Wait, Ted,"
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"Barney has a point."
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"Remember what happened"
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"with me and Curt down at the station?"
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"Oh, yeah, and remember what happened with us"
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"and the Gerards across the hall?"
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"Need I remind you"
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"about me and Wendy the Waitress?"
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"Yeah, I don't have time for this."
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"I'm out the door as soon as I'm finished with my hair."
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"Good, then we've got a solid half hour."
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"And in that time, we will convince you"
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"not to set foot out that door."
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"It's a story older than time, my friend,"
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"and it always plays out in the same eight steps."
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"Step 1: Attraction."
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"No, that's not possible. It's true."
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"That's not even possible."
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"12 of them. There's no way."
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"Hi, Barney. Hey."
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"Here's your gin and tonic. Thanks."
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"Oh, gosh. Look at that."
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"Oh, hi! Hi. You must be our new neighbors."
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"I'm Michael. And I'm Laura."
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"Oh, hi, welcome to the building. Yeah."
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"Do you guys know any good brunch places around here?"
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"We love brunch!"
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"You must be Robin."
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"Mmm."
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"Yeah."
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"Curt "The Iron Man" Irons."
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"I'm gonna be doing sports."
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"Oh. Welcome."
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"You look really familiar."
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"Are you a former athlete?"
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"Hockey."
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"The attraction is"
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