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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Surprise Party (S10E10)

"(theme music playing)"
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"-I'mma take a quick pic. -(WHISPERS) No, Larry."
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"(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)"
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"-You're serious? -This is not a job for human beings."
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"Ho-ho, well, most of the people who come in here"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"(theme music playing)"
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"You can't park there."
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"-Yeah. -A handicapped-- This is a handicapped spot."
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"Two minutes at the most."
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"Yeah, I know, but people coming to use"
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"my son's store, here."
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"So you're Mocha Joe's mom."
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"Yeah, yeah. My name's Jane."
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"-Mocha Jane. -Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane."
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"But you can't park here, because it's handicapped."
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"You know what, Mocha Jane?"
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"There are no spaces in this lot."
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"-But it's for handicapped. -I just have to go into my store"
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"and drop this off."
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"You're Latte Larry!"
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"Oh, I should have known."
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"Joseph told me about you."
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"We're gonna take you down, Latte Larry."
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"We shall see, Mocha Jane."
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"We shall see."
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"Jane: What is this world coming to?"
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"Hey, do me a favor. Put those in storage."
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"Hey, hey."
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"-Ah. Hello, Freddy. -Good to see you."
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"-What brings you here? -I wanted to see, uh, the Colosseum"
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"before the gladiators started fighting."
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"I got some great things happening here."
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"It looks like it. The bones are great."
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"We got tables here, okay?"
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"And what are they gonna have next to them?"
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"A little coat rack."
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"-For coats. Cool. -Yeah."
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"A little squirt,"
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"and you're ready for your muffin."
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"Who's coming in? Howie Mandel and his family every day?"
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"All right. Okay. Forget that."
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"Now I want to show you the thing I'm most proud of."
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"Freddy: That's what I want to see."
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"Larry: Welcome to the 21st century bathroom."
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"-Uh-huh. Yep. -Splash-free."
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"Larry: Look. First you got the snow shoes down there."
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"You step on those."
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"See how it lifts up?"
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"-Okay, now, watch this. -(beeping)"
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"You set it to your level"
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"-of where your penis is. -Uh-huh."
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"-(laughing) -No, I do."
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"-It's cool, though. -It's, uh, it's quite an advancement."
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"-I'm so proud of these boys. -You should be."
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"-I am. Look at this. -And where's the can?"
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"Where's the shitter?"
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"Oh. No such thing."
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"Well, what if someone has to-- What if somebody has to--"
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"Let 'em go home."
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"-Then you lose customers. -Who cares?"
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"I'd rather have a no-coffee buyer than a defecator."
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"How about the ladies? What do they got?"
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"-Let me show you. -Okay."
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"Larry: Look. Look at this. Look at this."
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"Freddy: See, this is smart. The ladies get to sit down."
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"-This makes sense. -No, no, no. They don't sit."
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"-They squat. -I don't get it."
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"Women don't want to sit."
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"They're very envious that we can--"
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"They have-- They have pee envy, actually."
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"-Look what I've done for them. -Okay."
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"See? Grab onto these bars,"
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"then the knees go in here."
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"They don't touch anything."
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"They're not touching. That's what they don't like."
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"They don't like touching the toilet."
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"It's like a Pilates class, though. Is it hard?"
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"You don't want to go too much longer than a pee time."
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"I wouldn't stay here all day."
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"And the pants go where?"
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"Come and join me. Saddle up."
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"-You all right? Okay. -Yeah."
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"-Just grab on here? -Yeah."
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"-Grab on here. -Let's see how we do it."
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"Yeah."
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"-Oh, this one feels good. -Yeah."
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"-Just this body position makes me feel strong. You? -I'm really getting tired."
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"-Did you consult women on this? -No."
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"-Freddy: They'll love this, though. -Oh, yeah."
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"-I like the feeling here. -Yeah. Okay."
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"-My legs are killing me. -I gotta get up."
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"(both grunting, groaning)"
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"You know, I got one more idea."
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"-You're kidding me? -No."
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"-One more? Okay. -This is a tremendous idea."
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"-A cup, okay... -Mm-hmm."
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"-...that keeps coffee hot. -Mm-hmm."
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"-Like a thermos? No. -No, not a thermos. The cup itself..."
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"-Heats. Uh-huh. -...heats, is hot."
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"-You got plans? -There's no plans."
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"I don't, I don't, you know, how am I gonna do it?"
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"I'd need an inventor."
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"I know a guy. He's like a patent guy, he's got like 45 patents."
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"-Really? -He's a very eccentric kind of guy."
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"He's an inventor. They're supposed to be eccentric."
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"Marconi used to go mountain climbing naked."
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"-Thank you. -You look great."
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"-Hey, Freddy Funkhouser. -Hey, how are you?"
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"-Good. The mattress king. -Great to see you."
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"-Right? -That's right, that's right. Good to see you."
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"-Freddy: All right. See you later. -See you."
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"This is it?"
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"-Oh, will you stop it? -Well, I'm underwhelmed, Larry."
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"-I don't give a fuck. -You've been working on it for God knows how long."
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"Where's some color? You need some pizzazz in here,"
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"-you want to attract customers. -Are you... are you through?"
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"All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor."
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"I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday."
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"-Oh. -So, I'm gonna have it on the 20th,"
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