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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Surprise Party (S10E10)

"which is three days before his birthday. He'll never know."
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"But I need you to help with the ruse."
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"-First of all, it's a terrible idea. -Why?"
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"-You, maybe. Everybody I know loves a surprise party. -No. Everybody."
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"-Oh, that's fun? That's fun? (yells) -Yes."
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"-Nobody's doing-- -(both yelling)"
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"-Yeah. -He's gonna be thrilled."
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"The guy's got a heart condition."
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"We go to the same cardiologist, Dr. Holzer."
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"Surprises are, are dangerous!"
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"-He'll be thrilled with it. -Yeah."
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"He's gonna love every minute of it."
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"-Oh, yeah. -"Surprise!" He'll be happy."
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"-He'll be happy? He'll be dead. -I wanna have it,"
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"You know what? I'm gonna go talk to Dr. Holzer about this. We'll see what he says."
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"-Whatever you want. You do whatever you want, okay? -Thank you. Thank you."
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"How can I help you?"
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"I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Holzer."
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"Okay, do you have an appointment?"
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"No. No, I don't."
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"Okay. Can you..."
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"-sign your name up on the sign-up sheet, please? -Sure."
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"-Thank you. -What is this?"
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"Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?"
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"Rusty, in quotes?"
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"Uh, that's the doctor's card."
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"He put a nickname on the card? Why's he doing that?"
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"-Well, you may have a seat, and he'll be right out. -Okay."
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"-Uh, no, I've been here for a few months. -Really?"
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"-Eight or nine months or so. -You like it?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I like it."
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"So, for lunch, do you go out or do you bring something from home?"
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"Either."
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"I guess you gotta be a little careful of the food you bring in"
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"because sometimes it has an odor, and it... it smells up the office."
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"You know, like on a plane. You bring food on a plane?"
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"-Sir, if you'll have a seat, the doctor will be with you. -Sure. Sure."
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"-All right, will do. -Thank you."
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"Or did you get some new artwork in here?"
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"Uh, yeah, we made a few changes around the beginning of the year."
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"Yeah. I'm not crazy about this painting, you know."
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"What, what do you think of that painting?"
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"-(clears throat) -Larry: Oh, I know that face."
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"That's, "Oh, you're coming onto me.""
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"I'm not coming onto you. I'm not hitting on you."
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"Everything's not a hit. People can make conversations without it being a hit."
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"The whole world is not a hit."
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"Okay. Have a seat. Thank you."
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"Everything okay? What brings you here?"
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"First, I want to ask you about this card."
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"-Mm-hmm. -"Rusty"?"
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"Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?"
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"I'm trying it out. Rusty. It's a nickname."
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"Most people are given nicknames"
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"for some personality quirk or trait."
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"If you ate a lot of peaches one day,"
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"when you were a kid and, and you threw up,"
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"-maybe you'd be called "Peaches" for the rest of your life. -(laughs)"
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"Where, where'd you come up with "Rusty"?"
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"I feel like a Rusty."
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"-Okay. Um... -Good enough."
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"The reason I'm here is that, uh..."
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"Susie Greene, Jeff Greene's wife,"
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"and I'm very concerned"
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"-his heart might not be able to take... -Mm."
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"...that element of surprise--"
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"-(yells) It's scary! You know? -Right, right."
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"Given the condition of his heart,"
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"I just want to see if you're giving that the okay."
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"Yeah, I wouldn't be comfortable"
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"unless there was a, you know,"
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"a qualified physician,"
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"uh, in attendance."
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"-Where's the party? -Scopa."
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"-Scopa? -Yeah."
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"Oh, that's hard to get into. That's a trendy spot."
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"-You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities. -Oh."
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"Chris Martin's gonna, he's gonna sing."
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"-(laughs) Chris Martin? -Yeah."
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"Cold-- Oh, I love..."
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"-I mean that, that's big. -Yeah."
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"-They're great. Yeah. -That's a lot of pressure."
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"Yeah, I don't feel good about this."
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"The surprise party, wouldn't do it."
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"-No. Not safe. -Huh."
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"And suppose..."
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"you were invited to this?"
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"-Would you have a different opinion? -Oh."
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"-I hadn't, I hadn't thought of that. -Yeah. Sure."
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"-I mean, if I, if I came to the party? -Yes, yes, yes."
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"-Saturday, the 20th. -Scopa."
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"That's a good idea. I mean, that changes things."
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"I'll talk to Susie."
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"Hopefully, we can, uh..."
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"snare you an invite."
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"Oh. Good enough."
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"-Thank you so much. -Hey, my pleas--"
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"-You let me know. You keep me posted. -I certainly will,"
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"-and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie. -Okay. Okay."
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"-Okay? -Thank you, Larry."
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"Man: Be right back. I'm just gonna use the bathroom real quick."
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"(lock clicks)"
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"Hi."
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"-Hi. -Why did you pass me?"
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"Well... (sighs)"
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"I calculated your speed,"
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"my speed, the distance, my average urination time,"
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"and according to my calculations,"
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"I would have had to wait three to four minutes,"
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"whereas you only had to wait 12 to 15 seconds."
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"I think it was the right move."
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"-Really? -Yeah."
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"It was inconsiderate."
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"Is that your top speed on this thing?"
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"Did you hear footsteps behind you?"
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"-I heard footsteps, and then, whoosh, right past me. -Okay."
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"You should have moved over to the right to let me pass."
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"You should have given me one of these."
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