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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Screech's Woman (S01E01)

"If I don't get an "A," I'll be doing hard time in summer school."
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"I'm sorry. Thanks, Zack."
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"It's an electro-magnetic aerial hymenoptera detector."
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"Did you ever see Einstein with a chick?"
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"I have some theories."
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"- You really mean it? - Yeah, absolutely."
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"You gotta practice being cool."
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"No, you idiot! I'm just showing you what to do."
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"Hup! I learned that trick from the Chinese acrobats."
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"Say something cool."
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"The Miss Universe line."
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"- How about lunch? - How about death?"
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"Screech."
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"Believe me, it's not the end of the world."
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"Ha!"
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"Sure thing, Zack."
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"No, no. I'm serious. See, I have this friend."
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"Screech? Are you crazy?"
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"Now all I have to do is find a girl for Screech."
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"When that phone rings, be strong."
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"And you like me? Please hold."
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"Bambi?"
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"- Who's Bambi? - Well, she's a girl,"
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"There's a really good explanation for this"
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"- Who's Bambi? - She's a girl Zack found for me."
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"I mean, I'm so happy."
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"Ah, come on. He'll be over Bambi in a few hours."
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"I can't do science projects."
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"form rather intense attachments."
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"There's something Zack can do."
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"- Uh, Mr. Belding? - Mm-hmm."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"What's she doing here?"
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"Oh, ha ha. You think this is fun for me?"
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"This is a first date, right?"
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"Excuse me sir, but a Mr. Screech has reserved that table."
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"I'm meeting a girl in here."
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"Thanks, Max, but isn't there a little something missing?"
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"Thanks."
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"And you have the most feminine little hands."
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"- Do not. - Do too."
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"Nice legs."
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"Nice one."
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"hey, that would show her."
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"- If we kiss, we become an item. - I can live with that."
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"You must follow them explicitly."
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"Consider me Billy Idol."
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"You know, I watched what you did here today for Screech,"
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"Well, maybe. But you also did it 'cause you're his friend too."
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"Freeze!"
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"Slater, we are a great team."
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"Hey, and all we have to do now is just pick a name for the volcano."
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"Oh, if you don't mind, I was thinking of Mount Saint Jessie."
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"Uh, how about, Slater's Crater?"
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"All right, I'll compromise. We'll call it Jessie's Crater."
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"Come on, let's see how she works."
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"No, no, come on. You've got to pour in more. Let me do it."
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"Be careful! Don't pour in too mu--"
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"How do you get this thing to stop?"
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"I don't know. I was absent that day. Come on."
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"I told you not to pour so much in."
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"Do you know how hard it is to get lava stains out of your clothes?"
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"You see that?"
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"In four days, my science project is due."
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"Screech! What are you doing with our project?"
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"You're supposed to be home working on it."
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"- I needed a break. - Hey, you know our arrangement,"
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"you do the work, I take the breaks."
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"Well, aren't you going to do any work at all, Zack?"
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"Well, no. If I worked on it, you'd just have to do it over again."
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"- What is that thing? - It's our science project."
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"- What's it do? - What's it do?"
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"What's it do, Screech?"
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"Well, right now, all it does is make my canary fly into the wall."
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"But once it's finished, it'll be an early warning system."
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"- For what? - Enemy canaries."
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"Look, guys. There she is."
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"My dream girl."
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"Screech, if you really like Lisa, go for it."
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"Let her know how you feel."
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"- You really think so? - Absolutely. Don't give up."
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"- Give love a chance. - Oh, I agree."
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"Why don't we go to the drive-in and give it a chance?"
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"Well, I'm afraid I'll fall off your bicycle."
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"I'm making my move."
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"Don't do it. Screech, love and science don't mix."
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"No, Zack. Kelly's right."
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"This is my one moment in time."
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"I guess I caught her at a bad time."
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"Well, don't give up. He's really not her type."
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"They must be serious. He's chewing her gum now."
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"I don't understand. Why don't girls like me?"
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"Oh!"
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"Me too. I'm snake spit."
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"Hey, Screech, would you turn on the machine?"
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"Turn it on yourself."
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"Hey, would you forget about Lisa?"
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"Look, I'm positive I can find another girl who'll like you."
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"Before you even approach a girl,"
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"you gotta act like you believe in yourself."
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"That's it?"
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"I don't have much to believe in, Zack."
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"What you need is a great opening line,"
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"something to grab her attention."
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"How about, "Hello"?"
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"If you say hello, you'll hear "Goodbye.""
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"It's better than what I usually get."
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"What I mean is,"
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""Hey, how much did the other contestants pay you"
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"to drop out of the Miss Universe contest?""
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"Wow, is that what really goes on?"
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"Hey, there's Sally Dunsky. Go for it."
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"It's like shooting fish in a barrel."
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"Are you looking for something?"
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"No babe, I found it."
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"Are you all right?"
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"Your opening line!"
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"Did you know that worms are a source of protein?"
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"Why don't you go eat some?"
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"What I meant to say was,"
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