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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"We called it Shocky,"
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"It's an independence thing."
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"I mean, you basically live here anyway. It's not like it'll change anything."
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"Yeah, we've talked about it."
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"You know who I think could handle a problem like that?"
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"Damn it, Past Ted!"
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"I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one-night hookups."
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"(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)"
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"- Hello, Aunt Kathy. What's up? - Oh, nothing."
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"I'll be right there."
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"See you guys later."
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"I think it's a good setup."
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"(GASPS)"
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"I mean, I kind of like the rusty taste."
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"You know what else wakes you up in the morning?"
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"Too bad the swords are there. We kind of love those swords."
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"He was gonna take the swords down! Can you believe that?"
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"One of your best friends."
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"Healthy communication? That's the worst idea ever!"
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"You gotta mark your territory. And I don't mean missing the toilet."
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"- So, what's he PMS-ing about? - I don't know."
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"Oh, awesome! It's great, right?"
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"No, I'm a visionary. Lemon law! It's gonna be a thing!"
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"It takes longer than five minutes to really get to know someone."
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"Sitting across the table is that guy."
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"- Or we could flip a coin. - Yeah, let's flip a coin."
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"- Like you need two rooms. - We might be starting a family soon."
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"Oh, no, you're not!"
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"- It's gonna be at least three years. - It could be sooner."
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"I deserve this apartment, Marshall."
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"Time's running out, Scherbatsky. Last chance for the lemon law."
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"Four fifty-six. Four fifty-seven. Four fifty-eight."
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"We're only just getting to know each other."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You and Lily. You get to be married."
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"- Oh, boo-freaking-hoo. - What?"
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"- "Anhedonic"? - Anhedonic."
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"Yeah, it did."
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"Well, just use this wood glue. It'll hold."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"But I'm not gonna get that, so..."
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"So, get this. I was on a date with this girl Jackie."
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"You're right. I'm sorry."
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"- You know what, if I had tried... - Okay, wait, wait, wait!"
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"- Well said. - Cheers."
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"I love this song. I haven't heard this in forever."
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"OLDER TED: So, kids, there are many buildings in New York City."
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"Thousands of apartments, Millions of stories,"
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"And even though it's been decades, and someone else lives there now,"
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"there's one apartment in particular, that will always be our apartment,"
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"I have so many great memories of that place,"
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"Marshall playing video games,"
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"- MAN: Hey! - Sorry, Mr. Matson!"
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"And me making the coffee, I had this coffee pot,"
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"It was probably 50 years old at that time, and it made truly terrible coffee,"
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"- Plugging in. - Saving game."
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"(GASPING)"
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"I loved every last detail of that place,"
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"right down to the incredibly tacky swords we hung on the wall,"
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"I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works,"
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"You guys will never believe what just happened to us."
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"I don't even believe it myself."
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"We were in Queens and we decided to stop by my apartment."
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"Wait, her apartment?"
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"I thought Aunt Lily lived with you and Uncle Marshall."
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"I could see how you would think that, but I have to have my own place."
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"- When was the last time you were there? - Three months ago."
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"What? It's like fat pants."
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"You hope you never have to use them, but you're glad to know they're there."
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"- What the hell? - What?"
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"This is my apartment."
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"- Where? - Right here!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Lily, this is a Chinese restaurant."
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"No! No! This was my apartment!"
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"My dresser was right... That's my dresser!"
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"And this is my closet."
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"And I spilled nail polish there. There's the stain!"
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"Hi, how many?"
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"- Lily! - Yes. You know me?"
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"Yeah, from your homecoming picture. You're much prettier in the person."
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"Yeah, I know, the bangs were a mistake."
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"Where is my stuff?"
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"It's all in the back. We could wrap it up for you."
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"You want it to go?"
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"- This is my apartment. - Not anymore."
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"No way. You're making this up."
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"Yeah, the building would've had to give you some kind of notice."
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"They sent you a notice about this."
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"- When? - Three month ago."
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"And here's your mail. Minus magazines."
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"Well, still, legally they can't just toss you out on the street, you have a lease."
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"Okay, so I didn't have a written lease as such."
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"But go ask my landlady, Mrs. Conroy."
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"She's dead, isn't she?"
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"Never even saw the bus."
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"My apartment is a Chinese restaurant."
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"- What am I gonna do? - Come live with us."
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"- Really? - Of course."
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"- You sure about this, Ted? - Yeah."
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"- What are you talking about? - And why is that girl checking you out?"
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"Because I look good."
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"BARNEY: Now focus. You and Marshall are roommates."
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"You have an amazing apartment. Marshall and Lily just got engaged."
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"Yeah. So?"
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"So, you're not still gonna be his roommate when he gets married, are you?"
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"Someone's going to move out. So, who's it going to be?"
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"Come on, Barney, I'm sure they've talked about who gets the apartment."
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"You've talked about who gets the apartment, right?"
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"So, when Lily and I get married,"
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"- who's gonna get the apartment? - That's a tough one."
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"- Who? - Future Ted and Future Marshall."
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"Totally. Let's let those guys handle it."
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"You blew it, dude."
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"Now that Lily's there, it's a whole new dynamic."
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"- They're edging you out. - That's crazy."
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"They're not edging me out. Marshall's my best friend."
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"One of my best friends."
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"He wouldn't do that to me."
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"Just keep your eyes open. That's all I'm saying, Teddy."
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