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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Subway Wars (S06E06)

"Aw. That's actually really sweet."
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"Slightly red nose."
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"That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out!"
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"He's at Gregor's Steakhouse downtown, and Woody Allen is sitting two tables over."
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"You just take the 1, transfer to the 2, 3."
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"even if I sat down and ordered a big, juicy steak first."
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"- Yeah, I do. - Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Background: Soft Jazz]"
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"and it started to mess with Lily's head."
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"Somethin' must be wrong with you."
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"What? No, you wouldn't!"
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"Somebody help me! Somebody help me!"
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"Suck it, gran-bot."
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"[Bottle Shatters]"
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"See the Alberta building over there?"
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"[Screams]"
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"[Screeching]"
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"which is St. Luke's-Roosevelt, uptown."
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"It's my cab! It's my cab!"
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"I made chocolate chip cookies for everybody!"
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"[Squeals] Yay!"
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"[Ted Narrating] And just like that, Becky started to eclipse Robin."
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"Taking you to Gregor's."
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"- # With his Fonzarelli arm # - Don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it."
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"- Move alongl - [Coyote Howls]"
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"Fun fact. While today its neoclassical fenestration is considered to be..."
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"I'm sorry. I never apologize."
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"- What, you really had something to talk about? - Yes."
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"I swear, this city is starting to reject me like a bad organ transplant."
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"- Ranjit, stop the car. - Stopping the car."
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"Look, you... Wait, wait. Robin, hold on."
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"Don't... You..."
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"[Sighs]"
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"# He then thought back to all the times #"
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"- # The cable box's fearsome bite # - Ow!"
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"Uses a hybrid-steel tube structure..."
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"[Crying] Oh, God!"
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"And I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out."
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"No. I am done with this city. It wins."
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"- [Bell Chimes] - Hey, Lil..."
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"- Eeh! - [Beeps]"
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"And you're designing a frickin' building. I mean, come on, dude."
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"Marshall! Marshall, get in."
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"- Ugh. - There it is."
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"- No! - I really won?"
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"Maybe for the same reason that I kept saying that I could run seven miles."
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"I... I'm trying to be really, um, confident and positive about all this..."
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"but, baby, I'm really scared that we're not pregnant yet."
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"And see Coney Island. I've still never been."
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"Going to Coney Island."
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"to this day, your Uncle Barney won't admit it..."
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"but that's how Robin became, by just about any definition of the term..."
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"I cannot stop staring at that girl's face."
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""Face." Huh. That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet."
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"- [Lily Laughs] - No, Ted. I'm really looking at her face."
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"Puffy cheeks. Smudged mascara."
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"That girl was just crying."
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"She's so sad and defenseless."
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"- Anyone have a condom? - [Marshall] Oh, God! - [Lily] No, no, no."
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"Hey, get this. You know, uh, my friend Max from law school?"
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"- He wants us to come check it out. - [Groaning]"
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"I don't know. It could be cool. I've never seen Woody Allen."
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"What? Robin, how can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?"
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"I have seen plenty of other famous people."
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"Last week, I saw Maury Povich."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, you know talk show host Maury Povich."
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"It was uncanny how often we saw this guy."
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"- Dude, everyone sees Maury Povich. - Maury Povich is everywhere."
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"I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker until you've seen Woody Allen."
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"I am, too, a real New Yorker."
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"That's adorable. You're from Canada."
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"I have been here for almost six years. It's not like I just got off a boat."
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"[Chuckling] "A boat." Wait. That is how you say it."
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"I'd say you're not a real New Yorker..."
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"until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do."
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"No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've cried on the subway..."
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"and not given a damn what anyone thinks."
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"No. You're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hands."
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"Those rules are all stupid, okay?"
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"I've never done any of those things."
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"[Ted Narrating] By the end of this day, Robin would've done all of those things."
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"Okay. Time's up. What are we talkin' about?"
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"Woody Allen is eating at Gregor's, and Robin thinks that we should go see him."
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"Pssh. Why would I do that? I'll see him at poker on Tuesday."
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"Oh, come on. If we jump in a cab, we'll be there in 15 minutes."
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"A real New Yorker would know the subway's faster."
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"Well, the bus runs more often on weekends."
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"- Take the M7 to the M5. - The bus?"
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"Every time I take the bus, there's one crazy person no one wants to sit near."
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"That's why I have never taken the bus."
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"Plus, I can run faster than a bus."
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"Dude, that's, like, seven miles."
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"You can't do that. You can't beat the bus."
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"I can beat a bus or a cab or a train."
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"Is anyone else suddenly craving green eggs and ham?"
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"Machines are overrated, and someone needs to take them down a peg."
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"You're all wrong. I got a way to get there so fast, I could beat all of you..."
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"- How? - Medium rare. But that's not important right now."
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"Look, I know the city better than any of you guys, okay?"
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"- [All Shouting] - Hold on! Hold on!"
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"Let's just forget about it. Who cares?"
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"I mean, there's no way to find out who's right anyway."
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"- First person there wins! - Doesn't matter how you get there."
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"Stay sad. I'll be back!"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"Hi. Can I see a menu, please?"
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"No rush."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, I should tell you..."
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"Lily really needed a win that day."
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"When Marshall and Lily decided to have a baby, they assumed it would happen right away."
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"It's gonna be positive. Eriksen men are hella fertile."
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"When Uncle Morris was 16, he got his girlfriend pregnant..."
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"just by holding her hand too tight in the backseat of a car."
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"Now I'm thinking my parents lied to me."
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"It's negative."
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"[Ted Narrating] As the weeks went by, Marshall's confidence never wavered..."
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"[Squeaky Cartoon Voice] Negative? Well, we know it's not me."
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"Everything's fine. It-It... These things take time."
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