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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"OLDER TED: When Barney finally tracked down your Aunt Robin,"
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"it wasn't a pretty sight."
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"Good morning."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Barney?"
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"Oh, my God. What happened last night?"
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"You went Canadian."
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"- How Canadian? - (SIGHS)"
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"This Canadian."
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"Oh, that was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto..."
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"You're in Toronto."
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"Oh, God."
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"Okay. It's coming back to me."
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"I went into the Hoser Hut"
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"(SIGHS) and I met this women's curling team."
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"We started drinking."
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"And the next thing I know, they're inviting me"
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"to a Bryan Adams/Rich Little double bill in Toronto."
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"But how did you find me, anyway?"
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"You called me, said you were never coming back."
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"So, I jumped on a plane, flew across the Atlantic..."
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"Canada isn't across the Atlantic."
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"You're talking nonsense."
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"Now, listen. You slipped up. It's fine."
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"The test is in a few hours..."
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"Barney, I'm not taking the test."
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"God, you're still drunk."
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"Look, I appreciate your help, but who am I kidding?"
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"I'm Canadian. I always will be."
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"Now, that's ridiculous."
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"We're gonna get some coffee in you, we'll sober you up,"
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"and get you back to New York for that test."
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"But, before any of that, we're gonna do it on this bed"
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"'cause, hotel room."
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"Okay, let's get some coffee."
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"TED: A little rubbery. Room temperature."
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"- Kind of gross. - Making me wonder if this pizza"
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"is worth the 22-hour drive."
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"Just like old times!"
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"I feel so young again except for the chest pains."
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"But this crust is so good. What is the secret to this crust?"
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"It's no big secret. It's made of cornmeal."
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"Cornmeal."
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"We'd love a cornmeal body scrub!"
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"I can't believe you guys are closing."
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"These are getting bigger."
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"It's like an entire country without a tailor."
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"- Yeah, give me two coffees. - $3.50, please."
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"Hey, what did you think of the game last night?"
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"- What game? - The Leafs beat Edmonton."
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"Beauchemin went five-hole in OT."
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"- I guess I missed it. - Oh, sorry. You're American."
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"- Here's your change. - I'm not American."
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"American money? Didn't watch the Leafs game?"
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"No "please" or "thank you" for the coffee?"
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"You sure don't seem like a Canadian."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Other than the fact that this five-dollar bill they gave you is blue."
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"I'm not American, and, apparently, I'm not Canadian, either."
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"And there's kids playing hockey on the back."
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"It's like you want us to make fun of you."
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"I don't want this anymore."
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"Dude, don't look at it. That's a rookie mistake."
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"We shouldn't have left Lily."
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"Well, if you're so worried, why don't you give her a call?"
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"I have. I left her, like, 20 messages."
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"I said, "I'm sorry. Please forgive me. It's all Ted's fault!""
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"What exactly is "Ted's fault"?"
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"This! This whole thing! We were having a perfectly nice trip,"
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"and then you kidnapped me. You didn't even let me put on underwear!"
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"We never used to put on underwear!"
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"That was the fun of a bros' trip to Gazzola's!"
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"We left everything and everyone behind. It was just you and me!"
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"- That is not true. - It is true."
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"You're not upset because you're worried she's mad."
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"You're upset because you'd rather be with her, eating muffins"
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"than here with me, eating this delicious..."
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"I think one of my mushrooms just crawled away."
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"You know what? That mushroom's not the only thing that's leaving."
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"Car keys, please."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Look at this money!"
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"This one has a moose, this one has a beaver,"
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"and they all have Elton John on the back."
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"When I moved to the States,"
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"I swore to myself, I wasn't going to change."
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"And yet, here I am, in the most Canadian place in the universe,"
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"Tim Hortons, around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame,"
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"and I don't belong."
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"It's like I don't have a country."
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"Okay, that's it."
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"Attention, Canada!"
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"I am Barney from America."
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"And I'm here to fix your backward-ass country."
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"Number one. Get real money."
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"Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke."
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"Number two, and this is the biggie,"
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"quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away"
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"because, guess what? You don't want her?"
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"I'm planting my flag in her,"
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"if you know what I mean, which you probably don't,"
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"and getting her the hell out of here."
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"You may now return to being pointless."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Oh, this coffee is excellent."
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"Oh, hey, fellas."
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"It's called a tie."
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"ROGERS: Sparky was my best friend,"
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"but after I married Helen,"
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"old Spark started to feel a little left out."
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"For so long, it had been just me and him,"
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"but now he suddenly felt like Helen had taken his place."
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"What Sparky didn't realize was, even though I loved Helen,"
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"I still loved him, too."
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"I had room in my heart for both of them."
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"But maybe I should have put aside"
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"some special ball-tossing time just for the two of us"
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"to make sure Sparky knew that he was a good boy."
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"I wish now I had,"
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"and got splattered like a watermelon in one of them Gallagher shows."
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