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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"- I'm sorry, Ted! - I'm sorry! No, I'm sorry."
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"I never should have been mad at you!"
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"No, I never should have brought Lily. She pees all the time,"
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"even at the apartment."
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"Still bros?"
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"Best bros."
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"Hey, you want to crank some Van Halen just like old times?"
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"Hells, yeah!"
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"Or listen to the Sparky book again?"
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"- Listen to the Sparky book again. - Okay. Let's listen to it again."
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"Man, those Canadian doctors bandaged me up,"
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"reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in its socket,"
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"and they didn't even bill me. Idiots."
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"All right, I guess they're not idiots."
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"The coffee was extraordinary."
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"They play their cards right, maybe they can even become a state someday."
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"Barney, I've thought about this."
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"When you stood up and told off those people, I thought,"
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"- "Yeah, America's cool." - Hmm."
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"And then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you,"
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"I thought, "Yeah, Canada's pretty cool, too.""
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"In fact, after you passed out, I may have taken a few pokes myself."
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"So, I've decided, dual citizenship."
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"I'm going to be American and Canadian."
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"- Wait, you can do that? - Yeah, dummy."
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"Instead of being a woman with no country, I'm going to be a woman with two."
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"I see."
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"You understand?"
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"No, I can see out of my left eye again."
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"Hey, baby? Baby?"
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"- Mmm-hmm? Yeah? - I'm so sorry that we left you."
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"Did you go somewhere, sweetie?"
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"OLDER TED: Yes, kids, it turns out Crumpet Manor had pampered Lily"
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"into a nearly comatose state of relaxation."
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"She didn't even notice we were gone."
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"(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)"
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"(MOANING)"
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"(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, yeah..."
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"So, I had a great time, too."
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"That's good. And I'm so sorry you didn't get any pizza."
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"That's okay."
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"OLDER TED: And if she didn't mean it then, she certainly meant it 19 minutes later."
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"God, my stomach!"
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"Damn you, Gazzola's! (GROANS)"
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"It's like a hot ball of lead!"
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"Baby, cut it out of me."
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"Cut it out!"
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"That was a wild trip, huh, Ted?"
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"I know. It was kind of crazy."
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"But how great is it to drink some Tantrum again?"
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"You know who had fun, was Lily."
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"Lily drank like, four cans of the stuff. Right, Lil?"
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"Where's Lily?"
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"Tantrum! I have to pee."
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"ENGLISH - US - SDH"
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"No, I was just going to say maybe we should listen to something."
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"I can't believe we're still open. Gotcha!"
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"But now it's like you've disappeared into Lily."
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"'cause old Sparky ran out in front of a Cadillac"
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"You want to go? You want to go? Come on!"
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"(POP MUSIC BLARING ON RADIO)"
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