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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Kaye Ballard (S01E01)

"(all scatting)"
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"♪ Once upon a time you used to smile and wave to me"
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"♪ And walk with me but now you don't"
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"♪ 'Cause you don't want my love"
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"♪ Some other guy's takin' up all your time"
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"♪ Now you don't have time for me"
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"♪ 'Cause you don't want my love"
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"♪ 'Cause you don't want my love"
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"♪ Der dear dare deedle deedle dear dear-dor deern"
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"♪ Diddle diddle near-nor near near near..."
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"♪ Deedle deedle dang bang bong"
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"♪ Ding-dong... ♪ Bom bom bom bom"
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"♪ Bong-bong bang-bong ghee-bong ghee bong-ghee..."
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"♪ N-N-N-Nor nor-nor nare near near"
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"♪ Deedle-deedle deedle-deedle deedle-deedle dear..."
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"♪ Ba-da ba-ding bong bing-bong bong ding ding..."
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"♪ Diddle little little-loo diddle-loo ♪"
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"(applause)"
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"Not so loud. They may hear you."
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"You should be in the orchestra pit."
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"Sorry, man. I'm ankling. Ankling?"
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"Yeah, ankling. You know, leaving. I've come to the coda."
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"I'm using the door marked "Exit.""
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"Like a banana in the presence of ice cream,"
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"I intend to split."
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"you're a nice little dude in your own amphibian way,"
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"But what's the matter?"
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"It's the theme song."
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"The theme?"
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"Kermit, you are talking to Floyd Pepper, the hippest of the hip."
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"I mean, I have a room for life"
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"at the Home for the Chronically Groovy."
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"And every week I have to come in here and play..."
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"♪ Dunh dunh dunh dunh da-dunh dunh"
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"Nice."
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"It's embarrassingly square... Oh."
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"...and I don't play square."
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"Yeah, but, Floyd, none of the other musicians have complained."
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"Drag city. Yeah, we're gonna beat feet."
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"No, no. No, no."
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"Uncopacetic."
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"Hey, but wait a minute, Floyd. What about Kaye Ballard's big number?"
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"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. The dude's right."
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"Yeah, we can't walk out on Kaye Ballard's number."
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"Good."
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"We'll walk out after Kaye Ballard's number."
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"Phew. A stay of execution."
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"I must remember to thank the warden."
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"who knows her way around a song"
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"like I know my way around a lily pad -"
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"Miss Kaye Ballard. Whoop! (rimshot)"
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"♪ Have I a hope or half a chance"
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"♪ To even ask if I could dance with you?"
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"Yoo-hoo."
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"♪ Would you greet me or politely turn away?"
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"♪ Would there suddenly be sunshine"
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"♪ On a cold and rainy day?"
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"♪ Well, there you are, sweet lollipop"
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"♪ Yes, here I am with such a lot to say"
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"Hey, hey."
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"♪ Just to walk with you along the Milky Way"
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"♪ To caress you through the nighttime"
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"♪ Bring you flowers every day"
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"♪ Oh, babe"
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"♪ What would you say?"
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"♪ With you"
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"♪ And if I could only hear you say you do"
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"♪ What would you say?"
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"♪ And I know that I could make you love me, too"
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"♪ And if I could only hear you say you do"
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"♪ But anyway"
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"♪ What would you say?"
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"I could watch Kaye Ballard all night."
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"Mm. I tried it once, but she pulled the shade down."
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"OK, green stuff,"
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"me and the guys stayed through the Kaye Ballard number,"
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"But wait a minute. Hey, Kaye's got another number."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, maybe we'll stay for that."
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"just stay through to the end of the show so you can play the theme."
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"That does it. We're leaving."
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"Listen, if you do it, next week we'll have a new theme."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, maybe we'll stay, then."
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"Good, because your noble conductor Nigel here,"
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"has offered to write a new theme."
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"We're leaving. But why?"
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"He wrote the first one, man."
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"Hey, but, guys, come on! Please. Listen."
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"Here's a Muppet news flash."
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"Dateline - Boston, Massachusetts."
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"Mrs. Gretchen Powers of that city"
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"is trying to enter the Guinness Book of Records"
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"by completing the world's longest sentence."
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"She began talking six weeks ago,"
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"and neighbors say she hasn't stopped since."
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"Our Muppet cameras are in her home now. Mrs. Powers?"
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"went into the spaghetti factory"
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"while six million men marched in their foghorns under a double-decker bus"
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"Mrs. Powers, if we could interrupt for a moment."
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""...but for the grace of the noodle pie go I," said the spokesman for the group,"
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"The sentence you're saying is long, but I'm missing the point of it."
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"but instead when the investigators arrived at the corset factory..."
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"Mrs. Powers' husband Carl said it makes about as much sense"
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"as anything she's said."
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"He said this from his home at the Clinging Vine Home for the Crazed."
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"because that is the way it is,"
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"you cannot believe what goes on..."
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"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"My family has quite a history."
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"You can find a record of them in the 17th century."
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"You can find a record of them in the 19th precinct."
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"you reduce to the level of the gutter?"
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"(laughs)"
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"(screeching voice) So I said to him,"
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"I told him I never wanted to see him again. Never, never, never."
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"Do you think I did the right thing, Herman?"
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"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."
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"(screams with laughter)"
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"Do you get it?"
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"(♪ "Life Gets Teejus, Don't It?" by C Robison)"
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"♪ Well, the sun comes up and the sun goes down"
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