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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Acupuncturist (S02E02)

"- It's no good. - I'll never do it."
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"Here we go. Beautiful."
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"So, I got a meeting set up for you at ABC."
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"- Just got to confirm a date with Julia. - Okay."
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"- Oh, my God. - Jesus!"
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"Why are we even riding with him anyway?"
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"Listen, I think we should just go without him."
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"He'll, I'm sure-"
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"- You look pretty, too. - I'm a pretty little girl."
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"Larry!"
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"No."
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"You're not wearing jeans to this party."
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"And a blue sweatshirt and a black jacket, no."
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"- Blue and black, that's no good? - That's no good. You need to change."
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"Since when is blue and black no good?"
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"Trust me on this one, please. You're gonna have to change. And quickly."
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"- You look terrible. - It's awful."
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"Maybe I have a lime-green T-shirt like yours to put on, asshole."
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"What's wrong with a lime-green T-shirt?"
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"- No, it looks good. - Thank you."
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"No, I completely..."
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"- Shit. - Oh, my God."
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"My God, I don't know who to hug."
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"- Hi, so good to see you. - I hope..."
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"Yeah, I left my sun... I was in the deli the other day."
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"I left my sunglasses there and I came by to pick them up."
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"Oh, my gosh. This is so bizarre."
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"- So, you got them, right? - Yeah."
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"Why don't you go? You know, you two go in, we'll wait here."
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"It's my birthday."
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"- That's why we got you a birthday gift. - He told us it was your birthday."
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"So, I knew I would stop by for the sunglasses and I..."
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"It's from the three of us."
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"- There's a surprise party in that house. - Honey."
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"You're having a surprise party? What, you didn't invite us?"
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"You are so selfish."
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"Surprise!"
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"Happy?"
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"You knew? What happened?"
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"Larry had to change his outfit..."
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"and it was just a tremendous amount of time."
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"600,000 people died in the Civil War."
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"And for what, to save the Union?"
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"Why did we want to save the Union? Who cares?"
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"What is important about saving the Union? Do you need the South?"
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"- What do you do? - I do a lot of work for the NRDC."
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"NRDC? What the hell is that?"
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"- You're an environmentalist? - I am. I guess you could say that."
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"- That's wonderful. - Thank you."
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"- but no, there's no chance of that. - No."
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"Do you believe my wife made me change clothes..."
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"before I came here? She didn't like my outfit."
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"- Do you get that? Outfit approval? - Yeah."
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"They got to approve your outfit. I listened to her."
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"'Cause I listened to her."
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"- It's a non-profit organization, so... - You never called me."
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"- No, I didn't. I didn't know you- - You know, I'm not poor."
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"- Mr. Weiner, maybe we should talk. - Call me C.D."
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"What does C.D. stand for?"
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"Let's see. It might stand for "certified deposit"."
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"- For the NRDC. - I like the sound of that."
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"You want to have lunch?"
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"Oh, my gosh, that would be wonderful."
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"Oh, my God, you're gonna give me another heart attack."
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"Stop it, Mr. Weiner."
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"- Oh, my God! - Oh, my goodness."
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"You're so charming and beautiful."
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"I don't know how that schlep ever married you."
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"- Me neither. - No?"
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"You know what I mean."
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"- How are you? - Good."
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"Please excuse me to the ladies' room. Larry, why don't you have a seat here?"
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"- I will be back. - 'Cause he can't fill in for you."
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"- You'll come right back. - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What a treat. Oh, God."
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"Is it a custom in Japan..."
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"for a man to send..."
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"Now, how the hell would I know what that means?"
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"I don't know what they do in Japan."
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"What are you asking me for? It's a stupid question."
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"- So, what are you doing these days? - I'm working on a..."
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"- From Seinfeld? - Yeah."
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"You got to be kidding me."
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"- How do you know her? - I worked on the show."
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"What show? Seinfeld?"
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"- Yeah, Seinfeld. - What did you do?"
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"- I was the co-creator. - You must have made a bundle."
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"- You're a lucky bastard. - I am, I'm very lucky."
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"And I'll tell you something."
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"I'm lucky that I had a father who was so supportive of me..."
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"I had no money, but I needed to support myself."
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"And then one day, he found out about it..."
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"Next thing I knew, he said to me, "Listen, I got a lot of money."
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""Let me give you some now.""
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"He gave me a quarter of what I was gonna get in the will..."
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"and that enabled me to go out and start writing."
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"I never would have gotten Seinfeld if not for him."
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"I was able to put food in the refrigerator, when he came over..."
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"he had great things to eat."
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"I bought a Barcalounger, a big-screen TV with the money."
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"When he'd come over to my house, he could sit and relax."
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"I got to move fast. Do you know of an estate lawyer?"
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"My lawyer's in Acapulco. I need an estate lawyer right away."
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"Yeah, I know a great estate lawyer. Joel Reynolds."
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"I ran into him the other day."
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"- Reynolds. Where is he? - He's in Santa Monica."
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"- He's good with estates? - He's terrific."
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"Probate and that kind of stuff? I gotta make a change right away..."
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"Thank you for the lawyer. And I love your wife."
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"What kind of change? What are you talking about?"
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"You'll find out."
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"I don't know, Cheryl. Maybe he'll make a contribution."
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"The worst that can happen is you'll fly to Mexico with him..."
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"and come back with a big check."
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"Where are you meeting for lunch? That's the Japanese restaurant."
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"All right, listen, get as much money as you can from him."
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"Be charming. Okay, goodbye."
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