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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Acupuncturist (S02E02)

"What did you do? What the hell did you do?"
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"Did you tell my father some story about a dry cleaner?"
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"and instead of giving me the money after he died..."
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"he gave it to me before he died."
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"Your little conspiracy with Cheryl worked."
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"He cut me out of the will, Larry."
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"and given all his money to NDRC."
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"Just like you and Cheryl planned, your little conspiracy."
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"he said he was going to get a lawyer."
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"- He wanted the name of a lawyer. - The lawyer that you gave him."
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"He's down there right now, Larry."
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"He is down there flushing my fucking life down the toilet."
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"That's what he's doing now, thanks to your help."
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"- Hello, Reynolds and McKay. - Okay, all right."
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"Hello, sir, Joel Reynolds."
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"- You're Joel Reynolds? - Yes, I am."
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"- Would you like to have a seat, sir? - Yeah, in a minute."
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"I'm a little puzzled."
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"- I know, it's Casual Friday. - Casual Friday? What does that mean?"
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"That means we just dress like we would at home."
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"I know, you told me that already. What do you do on Casual Friday?"
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"- I don't like it. - It's just one day of the week."
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"I'm here to change my will. A lot of money is involved."
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"Then why the hell you dress that way?"
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"I want you to be on cutting edge whenever you're handling my business."
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"- This is cutting edge. - I don't need this crap."
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"You look like a fucking cowboy. You're J.R., Joel Reynolds, right?"
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"I'm sorry, please."
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"You go wrangle somebody else's."
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"Thank you very much. Son of a bitch."
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"You have to convince him. I'm totally screwed."
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"Wait, hold on."
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"I'm calling to confirm your acupuncture appointment."
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"- I'm better. - That's good."
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"Would you like to schedule another session?"
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"- No. Not now. - Okay, thank you, Mr. David."
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"Okay."
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"He's supposed to have lunch with my wife at this Japanese restaurant later."
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"You're the only one that can fix it, you know?"
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"- You have to talk to him. - Shit."
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"- No, you should. - Maybe after."
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"Because it's a wonderful preface to a great Japanese meal."
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"- Come on. - Okay."
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"- I think we should go ahead and order then. - We will order, certainly."
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"Larry?"
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"- What are you doing here? - I just came to apologize for last night..."
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"to say any of that stuff that I said to you about..."
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"- He didn't? - No, he didn't."
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"Why, you shit..."
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"- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. Hello."
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"Everybody, this is Larry David."
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"We used to write together on Saturday Night Live."
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"- Here's his wife, Cheryl. - Hi."
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"And this is Jeff Greene. Jeff used to be my manager."
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"So sudden, unexpected."
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"Larry, you remember my cousin, Doug, from the party, Thursday?"
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"Larry was the last person to see him alive."
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"- So, what do you do? - I'm a button man."
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"- Garment manufacturers. - I got a bellybutton story for you."
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"My best friend had a baby 15 years ago, and I was the godfather."
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"I was in the delivery room, he asked me to cut the umbilical cord..."
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"and I don't know, I kind of botched it somehow..."
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"and mangled the whole bellybutton..."
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"and now the kid won't even talk to me, it's..."
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"- Thank you. - Back up, man, you're right in my face."
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"- Okay. - What?"
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"There it is. I told you. Don't cash it for week."
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"- I didn't make anything happen. - You kind of did."
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"That's just great, Larry, you got your money back."
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"What check? What are you talking about?"
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"- he would get the money back. - Excuse me, there was no condition."
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"I get it. You took $5,000. You're a bounty hunter."
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"- You murdered my uncle for $5,000. - Come on, please."
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"- I didn't throw the water at him, the waiter- - You're lying."
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"The waiter threw the water at him. I didn't..."
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"We should get... Jeff! Let's go."
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"You're not going anywhere. You killed my uncle, you murderer!"
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"Let go of him!"
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"- Larry-San. - Hi."
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"- Who was that? - I got lucky. My wife."
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"- Your wife? - Yes."
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"How do you like that? Good for you."
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"Thank you very much. How are you?"
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"Somebody got me in a headlock. I am much worse."
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"- Yeah? - You really are."
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"Say, would you like to make another deal on that one?"
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"You already owe me $5,000 for the other one."
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"How do I owe you $5,000?"
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"I don't owe you $5,000. What are you talking about?"
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"My receptionist called you and talked to you on the phone."
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"Yeah, she asked me how I was feeling. I said, "Better.""
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"Better than before, not 100%% better..."
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"not all better, but better."
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"Better? After I treated you, you were better, right?"
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"In English, "better" doesn't mean better, completely better. I don't need a..."
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"Better is not all better, it's better."
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"Larry-San, wait a minute, you said better."
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"Better is better, you said you were better."
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"Listen, Larry-San..."
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"this will cause me some great shame with my family."
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"We made an agreement as men of honor."
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"You owe me $5,000. I made you feel better!"
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"So, how do you intend to pay?"
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"made out to me for $5,000."
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"- Don't cash it for a week. - For a week?"
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"Of course, I'll need a picture ID."
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"So, I got the orchids."
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"Something you do for all your patients? Send them orchids?"
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"You actually think you're gonna fix my neck?"
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"I've been to a lot of different people. They all kind of tell me the same thing."
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"And if you can't, then I don't pay for any of the treatments."
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"Of course you do."
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"Very soon."
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"They're pretty."
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"You know, you're encroaching in my territory."
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"- They're not jeans, they're corduroy pants. - That's the same thing."
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"I mean, I wish my worthless son could get into something like that..."
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"- You look good, though. - I didn't get outfit approval tonight."
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"- I actually went up to change. - Right."
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"That's one of the reasons that, you know, we were late."
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