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Clips from WandaVision () - Don't Touch That Dial (S01E01)

"WANDA: Previously on WandaVision..."
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"-How long have you been married? -ARTHUR: Why did you come here?"
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"Vision, help him."
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"-(THUDDING) -Yes, dear."
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"Robbing houses, vandalizing property."
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"-(THUD) -(BOTH GASP)"
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"I'm going to take a look."
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"And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate."
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"Yes, dear?"
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"WandaVision Wa-WandaVision"
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"WANDA: Oh, that's my cue. Ooh!"
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"Yes, yes. Where was I? Um..."
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"Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season"
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"and it's our neighborly duty to participate."
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"Oh, darling, we do. We shall."
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"And after last night's excitement,"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"I'll see you at curtain call."
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"Look, it's the star o' the show. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Oh, morning, Dennis."
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"(CHUCKLING) Pew-pew!"
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"(CHUCKLES) Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say."
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"Oh, Wanda, that's good."
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"They've given the gazebo a fresh coat of paint"
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"This might help."
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"DOTTIE: In the eight years since I founded our little club,"
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"Say, those pants are peachy keen."
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"Do you really think so?"
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"Okay."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move."
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"Tickets for tonight are completely sold out."
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"Now, you can clap."
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"And stop."
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"Really, how is anybody doing this sober?"
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"I mean, the other side could be dirt."
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""New business" actually means another round of Danish."
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"Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food."
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"Oh, excellent."
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"Yeah."
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"I knew it. I've never once seen him down at the lanes."
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"Norm here's a Communist."
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"Vision, you're a real cut-up."
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"-Me? No, I'm as round as they come. -(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red?"
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"Well, hold on there a second."
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"No, I don't do that."
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"Who knew you were such a funny guy?"
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"We actually thought you were serious."
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"I can't help but wonder if you and I"
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"haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie."
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"And I would like to correct that if I can."
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"And how would you do that?"
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"I've heard things about you."
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"Who are you?"
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"Wanda."
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"(BOTH GASP)"
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"(STUTTERS)"
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"You... Oh!"
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"His special lady..."
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"(GIGGLES) Glad I don't have to follow this guy."
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"-Oh, is that him? -(GASPS)"
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"Well, it looks like he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up."
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"Whoa!"
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"-WANDA: Vis. -Hmm."
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"Yeah, what she said."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"in your dumbstruck little faces."
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"(VISION STAMMERING)"
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"Wanda, what's... Oh, no! Oh! No! Wanda, please!"
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"-Darling, let me down! -Oh!"
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"VISION: Ooh!"
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"Uh, what's next?"
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"Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card. Any card."
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"-Vision... -Mmm-mmm."
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"Is this your card? Is this your card? Is this your card? Is this your card?"
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"-No. No. No. No. -Is this your card?"
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"Is this your card?"
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"Oh, it is!"
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"Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back."
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"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND LAUGHING)"
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"Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we?"
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"-If only you all knew our secret. -(VISION CHUCKLING)"
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale."
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"VISION: Yeah, yeah. What she said."
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"What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?"
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"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)"
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"Flourish."
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"Let's get outta here."
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"Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"-I'm so stupid. -Vis? Vis, it's all right."
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"Would you look at that?"
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"That really gummed up my works, didn't it?"
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"I'm not as funny without it, am I?"
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"Well, you're back to yourself and that's all I care about."
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"and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"has ever happened in the history of our talent show."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"-I have to ask. -VISION: Hmm."
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"How'd you do it?"
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"Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets."
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"AUDIENCE: "For the children!""
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"(SIGHS IN RELIEF)"
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"I don't know what I was so worried about."
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"Well, with a few modifications."
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"Wanda."
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"(GASPS)"
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"It's really happening."
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"(THUDDING)"
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"If it's that damn tree again, I am going to rip it out by the roots!"
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"I don't see anything."
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"What is that?"
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"(BEES BUZZING)"
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"Yes, my love."
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"MAN: (THROUGH RADIO) Wanda? Who's doing this to you, Wanda?"
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"WANDA: We are an unusual couple, ya know?"
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"My wife and her flying saucers."
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