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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Candidate (S02E02)

"for a guy like that."
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"- Well, not him, Bob. Me!"
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"I'm talking about me."
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"See, I've worked on a number of campaigns,"
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"and I was president of the Video Retailers Association."
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"- Sure, and uh..."
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"it might be a nice change of pace from banging your head"
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"against the wall here every day."
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"- Well, I'm not banging my head against the wall,"
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"but if I were to run,"
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"I'd need support from people like you."
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"- Boy uh, so if you got this,"
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"that would mean we'd work together here at the garage,"
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"and on council?"
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"If I didn't know any better,"
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"I might think you had a crush on me! (Chuckles)"
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"- Well, that's-- that's funny."
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"- I'm only teasing. - Yeah, I know, I know."
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"- I don't mean to embarrass you."
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"- I'm not embarrassed! - You have no reason to be embarrassed."
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"You're a happily married man. - Oh my."
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"- And so am I! - Okay, gotta go, Bob."
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"(Music plays softly)"
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"- Hey Twy, come sit!"
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"- Oh, I'd love to, it's just I have a lot of tables right now."
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"- Okay, well um, maybe we can hang out after?"
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"- Just the two of us? - Yeah!"
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"Come by around eight."
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"- I'm working tonight, but maybe this weekend?"
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"Or are you with Mutt on weekends?"
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"- I'm sorry to hear that."
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"Although, part of me is a little relieved."
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"Since you did tell me to break up with him,"
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"and then you dated him..."
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"- That's so sweet of you, but I'm gonna be fine."
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"So how late do you have to work tonight?"
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"- Um, until people leave, I guess."
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"- And when do people leave?"
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"- I don't know, after people clear out."
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"you can just pop by."
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"- You know, when I broke up with Mutt,"
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"I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild,"
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"and regroup, and I just, I think it's so important."
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"- All right, good."
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"Because you know what they say, if you can't be by yourself,"
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"then you probably shouldn't be in a relationship."
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"- Mmhmm, I totally get that."
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"But call me if you happen to get off work early."
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"♪♪"
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"- All right. (Laughs)"
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"I know. I know!"
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"- Hey, Roland. - Uh-huh."
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"All right, so one o'clock, then? All right, terrific."
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"Yeah, no, I look forward to catching up."
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"Buh-bye! Sorry, Johnny."
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"- Oh. Well, I just stopped by to pick up"
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"a nomination form for town council."
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"- You know, I gotta hand it to you."
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"It takes a brave man to face defeat yet again,"
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"when his ego is so battered and bruised."
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"- Well, I don't plan on losing,"
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"but thank you for the vote of confidence."
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"- Johnny, nobody plans on losing."
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"But with all due respect,"
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"this is a kind of a different playing field for you."
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"- Roland, I ran the second largest retail video chain"
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"- Well, that's good to hear,"
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"so you're used to coming in second, huh?"
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"- Could I get a nomination form, please?!"
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"- Look I'm just trying to help you out here, okay?"
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"I've been in politics for 18 years,"
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"and let me tell you something, pal,"
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"it ain't a cakewalk, okay?! Say goodbye to your privacy."
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"everybody's gonna know who you are!"
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"- Well, everyone knows everyone here,"
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"because there's only one restaurant."
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"- I mean, just taking your boy for ice cream cone"
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"can turn into a media circus."
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"- Well, your son is 30, and you never see him."
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"Could I get a form, Roland? Please?"
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"- You know what?"
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"I'll do you one better, I'll give you the form,"
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"und your first signature."
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"- Oh, wow. - There you go, how 'bout that?"
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"- Thank you. - You're very welcome."
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"- You signed under "Date.""
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"- Yeah, like that's going to make a difference."
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"- Okay."
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"- Rrrrrr! Come're, you! I'm thirsty!"
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"- Exciting afternoon?"
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"- Thrilling, can't you tell? - What are you doing tonight?"
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"- Uh, I'm busy. - With what?"
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"- I'm going out. - With who?"
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"- Does it matter? - Where are you going?"
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"- None of your business!"
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"- Are you seeing someone?"
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"- Okay, you're sounding very sketchy right now."
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"- I'm going to a bar to meet someone."
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"- Ohh... So she's going to a bar to get laid, then."
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"I see... - Uh no,"
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"by some lovely gentleman she's yet to meet,"
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"who is cute enough to sleep with,"
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"but not nearly mature or stable enough to marry."
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"- I want that."
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"- Well, you can't come."
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"'Cause everyone will think we're together."
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"- I was being generous."
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"- No, We're gonna be each other's wing people tonight."
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"at this local drinkery?"
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"- I would say very diverse."
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"- I can't remember what life was like before dating apps."
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"I'm both excited and terrified for tonight."
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"- I don't think I ever said you could come."
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"- Okay, so what time, though? And is there a dress code?"
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"'Cause I just want to come prepared."
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"(Slams door)"
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"- So that I can meet somebody."
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"(Makes popping sound)"
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"I'm in Room 7 in case you need me."
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"See you later."
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