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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Candidate (S02E02)

"This is gonna be so fun for us."
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"It's a funny thing,"
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"there seems to be a rumour going around about me."
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"- I heard that one,"
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"it's only because you converse with women easily,"
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"and you dress so well."
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"I wouldn't give it another thought."
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"- What?"
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"- I'm sorry, which rumour are you talking about?"
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"- The one about me running for council."
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"- No, that was about me, John."
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"You were with me when Twyla said that."
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"If this continues, I'll have to call a neurologist."
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"- No, this is another rumour, Moira."
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"A rumour about me running for council."
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"- From whom did you hear this one?"
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"- Well, I-I don't know where it started,"
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"but the gist of it is I'd be a shoo-in,"
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"and could really get things done."
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"- Well, there's no question about it."
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"- Well, thank you sweetheart, I agree."
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"- But they'll never know about it,"
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"because you have much bigger plans."
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"- Yes, I know, well..."
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"- I see you go into the office every day, pistons firing,"
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"you are full of ideas,"
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"and you haven't told me what they are yet,"
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"- Yeah, yeah... Well, who says I can't do both?"
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"Moira, being on council could leverage our position"
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"considerably in this town. - It's not worth it."
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"You saw me struggle to get those modest planters for the motel."
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"is like wrangling monkeys!"
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"- Well, I can wrangle monkeys."
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"It's called running a business."
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"- Yes, you could, but you'd be wasting your talents on these people."
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"- Yeah well, that goes without saying."
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"Listen, I know it's a giant step down"
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"from anything I've done in the past, but--"
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"- Well, I just..."
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"worry that the people who were spreading this rumour"
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"might be a little disappointed, that's all."
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"(Birds chirp)"
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"(Sighs contentedly)"
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"- No, I'm just taking some "me time.""
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"- Oh, okay..."
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"I hope I'm not getting in the way of that."
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"you're a strong woman who's alone a lot."
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"Like, I know you dated David,"
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"but everyone's allowed a mistake, am I right?"
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"- Is it hard for you?"
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"- Like, being by yourself here?"
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"Like, you're just totally okay to sit here all day by yourself?"
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"- That's why I took the job."
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"- Mmhm. Okay."
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"you never get this almost uncontrollable urge"
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"to talk to people, or be complimented, or..."
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"so for the most part, I would rather be here by myself"
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"than engage in meaningless conversation"
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"with people I don't care about."
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"- Totally."
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"- Mmhm... And why is that?"
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"- Because I enjoy my own company more."
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"- Of course. Of course."
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"Okay."
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"JOCELYN: Can I have everyone's attention, please?"
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"If I could just- okay. Thanks, Jazzagals."
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"I just wanted to grab your ear for just a second,"
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"to make a quick announcement."
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"I will not be at rehearsals for the next two weeks, because..."
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"I have decided to throw my hat in the ring,"
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"and run for council!"
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"JAZZAGALS: (Gasps) Oh, Jocelyn! That's great! Oh my gosh!"
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"(Applause) That's amazing!"
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"- I'm currently running unopposed."
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"you know, but still, I think it's gonna be a real hoot."
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"JAZZAGALS: That's so fun! Congratulations! Good going! Good for you!"
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"- Thank you."
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"JAZZAGALS: That's awesome! That's great!"
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"- So Jocelyn, good for you. Taking on a new little project."
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"- Thanks I'm really looking forward to it."
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"- You know what's funny, just this morning,"
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"- That is funny."
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"I mean, unless you're thinking of running."
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"- Mm, no. No, no."
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"Can you imagine? - No! (Laughs)"
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"I mean, just because you've spent all your time"
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"trying to sell the town and get outta here, so."
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"- Twyla dear, what was it this morning that made you say"
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"- Oh, I just heard you were running."
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"- Are you? - No! - I..."
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"- Although I can see why someone might think that."
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"I certainly know how to command a crowd,"
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"and I've never been one to shy away from a good fight."
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"- Yeah, a real election race could be fun!"
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"- Absolutely, I mean, I wouldn't want anyone"
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"to think that I was just stepping into this,"
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"you know, because of Roland."
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"Yeah, I mean, if any of you townies"
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"wanna put your name on the ballot,"
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"I think that's just a great idea."
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"If Jocelyn can do it, anyone can."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. Places!"
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"Don't you think?"
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"where do we see this look fall?"
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"- Um, like, easy six."
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"- Okay. - Where are you going?"
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"- I am going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town."
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"- And nobody invited me?!"
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"You know how at home I am at sketchy bars!"
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"Who are you going with?"
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"- With Stevie, we're gonna meet some randoms."
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"So um, when I go missing,"
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"just feel free to tell people that the last place I was seen"
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"was at a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town meeting randoms."
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"- Okay well, this isn't fair, David."
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"I'm the one who should go missing!"
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"- Why? - Well, for one thing,"
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"this mask doesn't come off for another twenty minutes."
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"- You look beautiful. - Thank you."
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"And... second, I told myself that I would enjoy"
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