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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines (S01E01)

"Oh."
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"Well, I guess I'll just stand up here"
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"and watch my hair curl."
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"Oh, not me. I've had it."
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"You always were a better swimmer than me."
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"I said you were always were... ( yelps )"
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"( giggles )"
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"You rat!"
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"You heard what I said."
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"You just wanted to keep me talking,"
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"so you could zero in on me."
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"( grunts )"
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"Aha."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, there you go."
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"Oh, thanks. I'm having fun."
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"I'm not exactly in pain, either."
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"You wanna put some on my back?"
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"Sure."
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"Are you worried about burning?"
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"No, I... I don't burn."
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"Oh, just wanna deepen your tan."
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"Oh, I couldn't care less about a tan."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, then, uh, what am I doing this for?"
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"( chuckles )"
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"Gopher, where were you last night?"
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"We missed your money at the poker game."
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"Oh, Taffi and I were just tripping the light fantastic."
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"I've seen you dance. Tripping is the right word."
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"Hey, don't be a sore loser, Doc."
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"Taffi just happens to dig my animal magnetism."
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"( growls )"
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"Probably just wanted some comedy relief."
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"( Isaac & Bricker chuckle )"
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"Unfortunately, I don't have enough time"
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"to show you the ship, Miss Martino."
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"Just call me Taffi, Merrill."
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"( chuckles )"
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"Well, I gotta go back to work."
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"You two keep fighting it out for second and third."
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"( chuckles )"
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"WILLIAM: I just know you're gonna love this script."
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"It has everything."
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"It has warmth, heart,"
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"sensitivity, comedy, drama."
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"Well, does it have something in it for you?"
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"Well, is it good?"
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"Now, listen, they're guaranteeing us"
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"$1 million apiece."
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"Each of us."
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"I mean, how much gooder can it get?"
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"( suspenseful theme playing )"
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"All right, here we go."
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"All right, boss. Good luck."
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"( hoarsely ): Thanks."
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"Hi, captain."
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"Mr. Smith."
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"Captain."
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"Boy, that was a short tour."
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"Uh, yes. All she did was talk about you."
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"Oh, really?"
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"What's the matter with your voice?"
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"Laryngitis. Just got it."
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"Oh."
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"Well, it's kinda nice, sir."
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"Makes you sound like Robert Redford."
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"With laryngitis."
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"Oh, look, uh, a passenger asked me"
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"to put this in the vault for her."
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"Will you open it for me, please?"
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"Before I open the vault, can you prove you're Captain Stubing?"
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"( sighs )"
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"Open the vault or you're fired!"
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"That's good enough for me."
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"( clears throat )"
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"Good morning, Miss McCoy."
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"JULIE: Good morning, sir."
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"Gopher?"
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"Gopher?"
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"Weren't you just behind me?"
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"What do you mean, just behind you?"
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"I finally got rid of Miss Martino."
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"I told her I was going up to the bridge."
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"Lord, how I hate those guided tours."
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"Hey, your voice is better."
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"Better than what?"
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"Well, I mean, your laryngitis. It's gone."
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"I never had laryngitis."
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"Mr. Smith, what is going on?"
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"Well, sir, excuse me, I'm a little confused."
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"Didn't you just ask me to open the vault"
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"so you could put a jewelry box in it?"
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"No."
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"Vault?"
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"( sighs )"
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"Now, sir, you asked me to come in here..."
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"STUBING: Yes. GOPHER: and open the vault."
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"GOPHER ( hoarsely ): You were talking like this."
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"STUBING ( softly ): Like that?"
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"GOPHER ( hoarsely ): No, like this."
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"There can be only one explanation."
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"Gopher, you're working too hard."
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"No, there's gotta be another explanation."
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"( suspenseful theme playing )"
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"JULIE: Captain Stubing,"
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"I've been looking for you all day."
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"Not now. Well, sir, what's...?"
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"Dismissed!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Hi, captain."
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"Isaac, uh, have you seen me"
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"around here recently?"
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"Uh, not until now."
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"Yes, well, if you do see me, let me know immediately."
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"Sure. You'll be the first to know..."
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"All right. - -sir."
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"JULIE: Isaac."
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"Isaac, have you seen Captain Stubing today?"
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"Yeah, and he's acting kinda strange."
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