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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines (S01E01)

"Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so."
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"( suspenseful theme playing )"
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"( sighs )"
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"Captain Stubing. Yeah."
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"Well... Ah, well, it's a..."
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"It's a beautiful day, isn't it? Yeah, uh, beautiful."
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"I say, captain... Hm?"
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"Better be careful."
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"It sounds like you're coming down with laryngitis."
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"( sighs )"
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"( sighs )"
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"( mellow theme playing )"
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"Good morning."
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"Hi."
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"Hello, Jenny, it's Julie."
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"Where's Steve?"
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"He went to get some postcards. Ah."
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"Julie, do you have a minute? I could use some girl talk."
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"Well, sure. Of course. Fire away."
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"Does Steve look as nice as he is?"
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"Oh."
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"Well, that depends on your taste."
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"He's okay if you like guys about 6 feet tall,"
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"dark hair, incredible hazel eyes"
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"and the perfect smile."
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"A real uggo, huh?"
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"Yeah, but, you know, it's your problem."
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"You picked him, not me."
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"( chuckles )"
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"And you make sure you don't. He's my uggo."
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"I promise. I promise. See you later. Bye-bye."
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"Okay. Bye-bye."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"It's... so sad, so tragic."
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"Yeah?"
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"To think they killed a tree for this."
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"See, I'm the first one to admit it needs work."
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"It needs a burial."
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"Oh, William, do we have to do this picture?"
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"Isn't it enough that we're back together again?"
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"Listen, love, we owe it to our art."
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"We owe it to our public."
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"We owe it to our industry."
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"And trust me, we owe it to our jeweler."
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"Well, heh, if I'm to do it,"
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"we'll just have to rewrite the opening scene."
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"No! It's very powerful."
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"Now, just visualize it, huh?"
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"We open with a big close-up of you as an old hag."
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"Then we cut to me,"
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"a young, handsome, cavalry officer"
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"riding a white stallion."
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"I fight a few battles, have a few love affairs,"
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"Big close-up of your hand, your fingers tapping,"
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"tapping nervously as you think about me."
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"Then a tight angle of your ear"
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"as you listen to me galloping,"
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"galloping away into the sunset, huh?"
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"And then a close-up of my foot as I kick you in the rear."
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"Please, dear, don't be of a closed mind."
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"Oh, Bill. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Look, why...? Why don't we just...?"
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"Let's leave it to the director, okay?"
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"That's good thinking."
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"Who is the director?"
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"Well, funny you should ask."
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"Not you? And why not?"
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"I think I have a pretty good idea"
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"where to put a camera."
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"I have one suggestion."
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"Honey, honey."
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"Tsk, tsk, tsk."
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"Why do you always have to let your ego"
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"get in the way?"
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"My ego?"
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"You have the biggest part,"
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"you are the director"
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"and you hired the writer."
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"Oh."
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"I wrote it."
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"I should have known."
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"You spelled my name wrong."
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"You, a young cavalry officer?"
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"Who's gonna play your kid brother, Buddy Ebsen?"
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"I happen to have the body of a 20-year-old."
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"We'll get to her later."
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"Now that's beneath you."
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"Now that's really beneath you."
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"Besides, that's an old joke."
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"Takes one to know one."
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"I see."
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"That's the thanks I get"
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"for trying to revive your sagging career."
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"That does it."
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"Listen, sweetheart..."
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"I think we're fighting."
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"( laughs sarcastically )"
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"You call this fighting, honey?"
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"Oh, this isn't fighting, snookums."
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"This is fighting."
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"( upbeat theme playing )"
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"STUBING: I tell you, it's frightening"
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"to look up and see your own face like that."
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"Of course, it's more frightening for some of us than others, sir."
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"Now, why would someone pretend they're me?"
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"Maybe they wanted to yell at me."
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"JULIE: Well, sir, we are having"
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"a masquerade party tomorrow night."
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"My guess is somebody's trying out their costume."
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"Yeah, some people don't care how crazy they look in those things."
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"STUBING: No, no."
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"It's more than that."
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"GOPHER: You know something, sir?"
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"I knew something was fishy when you came down to the vault"
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"and had laryngitis and then a second later you didn't."
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"The vault."
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"That's it."
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"Someone is trying to steal the Star of Kashmir."
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"Hey, I never thought of that."
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"That's why I'm the captain."
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