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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines (S01E01)

"The hole's not big enough and..."
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"And the diamond is too large."
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"We'll have to drill another hole."
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"With what?"
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"With one of the other ones."
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"You had four special drills made, didn't you?"
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"That's right."
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"They're in Ox's bag."
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"Well, then, get them from Ox's bag."
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"Okay, but if I'm not back in a hurry, it's..."
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"It's not my fault."
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"Ox left his bag in Los Angeles."
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"Of course he did."
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"( upbeat theme playing )"
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"Good morning."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Well, we were just gonna go play Ping-Pong."
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"We'll see you tomorrow. Alan!"
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"Oh, I wanted to show you the sketches for my fall line."
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"Oh, I'd love to see them."
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"Sure you don't wanna go play Ping-Pong?"
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"Well, not now, Alan. No."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I guess I'll just go play Ping."
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"Just one picture."
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"To prove to my brother I didn't fall overboard."
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"Ha. Okay."
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"There you go."
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"Smile."
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"( camera clicks )"
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"That's it."
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"Thanks."
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"How about one of me?"
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"Well, how the heck am I gonna do that?"
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"Come over here."
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"That's it, turn around."
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"Uh, here, take the camera."
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"Hold it up like this,"
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"and, uh, here, I'll do this."
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"And aim a little to the right."
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"And, uh, press this button to take the picture."
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"Are we taking pictures or fooling around here?"
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"I didn't know I had a choice."
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"( chuckles )"
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"Just wanna make sure you got one of me smiling."
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"Okay."
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"Is...? Is that all right? Yeah."
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"( camera clicks ) Ha."
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"( both chuckle )"
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"Hey, Jenny."
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"Oh, hi, Doc."
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"Uh, Jenny Lang, Captain Stubing."
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"Hey. Steve Hollis."
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"Hello. How do you do?"
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"Hi, Steve. Adam Bricker. Hi, how are you?"
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"It's, uh, very nice to meet you."
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"Oh, you're very tall, about 6'1", um,"
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"blue eyes, your sideburns are graying..."
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"( chuckles )"
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"JENNY: and, uh..."
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"about 240."
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"STUBING: It's remarkable."
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"You can tell all that just by touching my face?"
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"No, uh, Doc described you to me yesterday."
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"( chuckles )"
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"Two-forty?"
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"Two-ten?"
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"That's close enough."
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"( mysterious theme playing )"
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"KROLLER: Hand me that padding, Taffi."
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"Are you decent?"
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"Ah, he hasn't been decent in years."
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"What's he doin' in there?"
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"Well, Plan A didn't work, so he's working on Plan B."
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"KROLLER: Patience my friend."
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"Momentarily you will see"
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"the results of my remarkable genius."
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"Genius? Heh."
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"So how come we don't have the diamond?"
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"Ah, relax, Elwood. You'll live longer."
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"Is that all you'll ever do? Fix your face?"
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"I think she's beautiful."
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"Thanks, Ox."
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"You're welcome. Hm."
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"KROLLER: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Plan B."
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"( dramatic theme playing )"
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"It's incredible. ( gasps )"
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"You really are a genius."
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"Hi, Captain Stubing."
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"This is Kroller, you ox."
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"It's fantastic. Hee."
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"It's perfect."
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"Of course. I made it."
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"( chuckles )"
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"Now, I'll go down and get them to open the vault."
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"You think the purser'll do it for you, huh?"
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"Of course. I'm the captain."
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"Heh. Oh, wow."
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"KROLLER: Taffi, you've got to keep Captain Stubing busy."
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"If he's the captain, where's Kroller?"
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"( light jazz theme playing )"
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"Hi, honey."
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"Oh, hi, Alan."
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"You haven't seen Cathy, have you?"
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"Me? Why should I have seen Cathy?"
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"Well, we were supposed to meet."
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"Oh."
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"You know, you spend an awful lot of time together."
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"What do you find to talk about?"
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"Heh-heh. Well, we're two women in the same business."
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"Heh. What would you expect us to talk about?"
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"Men. Heh-heh."
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"Well, I think I better go and find her."
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"Uh, do you...? Do you mind if I, uh, tag along?"
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"Maybe the three of us could find something to do together."
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"Well, okay, but we're going to the beauty shop"
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"for a wash and set."
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