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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Old Man and the Runaway/The Painters/A Fine Romance (S01E01)

"Now, how much was the cab?"
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"Uh, $4 on the meter."
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"And a dollar tip."
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"Dollar tip."
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"A dollar tip? Bill, you know"
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"we have to watch every penny."
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"Um, so your mother gets two less postcards."
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"That won't work."
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"Why?"
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"I only had her down for one."
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"Doreen, don't worry."
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"The way you look with the sun in your hair,"
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"we're not gonna have time to write home."
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"Hey, you guys, look at this."
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"The Martin Stockwoods have canceled their cruise."
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"The Promenade Suite is going empty."
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"All that luxury, completely paid for."
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"What a waste."
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"Well, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll stay there."
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"But remember,"
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"I offered to make the sacrifice."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"Uh, we're, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Bill Edwards."
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"Hello. Welcome aboard."
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"Let's see. Edwards, Edwards..."
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"Yes. You're on the Aloha deck, Cabin 101."
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"Uh-oh. The boom-boom room."
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"Sounds like we'll be sleeping in the bar."
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"No, actually, it's just a rather small cabin."
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"Right above the engines."
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"And all night long it goes boom?"
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"No. Boom-boom."
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"That's okay. Uh, we've been saving"
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"and the boom-boom room will be fine."
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"You know, I just had a strange idea."
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"Do you ever have any other kind?"
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"The Promenade Suite."
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"No, we couldn't."
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"No way."
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"Nah."
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"No."
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"Why not?"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, what a fantastic room."
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"Yeah. It's got a bed. Heh."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Mm."
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"Kisses any different now that we're married?"
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"Uh-huh. Better."
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"You think that's better."
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"Walt. What's wrong?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"My back. A muscle spasm."
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"Same thing I got last year skiing."
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"Well... Don't touch me!"
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"The doctor told me what to do."
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"What?"
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"Sleep on a board for a couple of days"
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"and scream into my pillow."
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"This is what's commonly referred to"
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"as going "first cabin.""
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"Oh, Bill. It's beautiful."
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"But we couldn't."
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"Well, now, this is your deluxe sitting room."
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"And this is your basic champagne on ice,"
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"compliments of the line."
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"And here's your view of your Pacific ocean."
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"The best in the house."
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"We couldn't."
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"And these are your luxury sleeping quarters,"
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"complete with the largest bed on board."
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"We'll take it."
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"But honey."
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"Doreen, it's no big deal."
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"Do you want all this to go to waste?"
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"Oh, no, but... it doesn't seem right."
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"Oh, the line will get their money,"
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"and the Stockwoods aren't gonna show up."
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"Sure. The only person that could possibly care"
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"one way or the other is the captain,"
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"and he's not gonna know."
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"Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Stockwood, I presume."
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"Uh, Captain Stubing."
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"I, uh, wanted to make a point of welcoming you,"
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"but I see that my crew has beaten me to it."
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"In any case, uh, will you dine with me tomorrow?"
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"Ah, we, uh..."
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"Oh, now, I will not take, "Ah, we, well,""
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"for an answer."
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"Now, I read the article in Fortune magazine"
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"about your brilliant advertising career,"
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"and, well, I want to talk"
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"more about it in person."
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"I hope that the, uh, Promenade Suite"
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"will be up to your usual standards."
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"Well, I guess it's back to"
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"the boom-boom room for us."
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"If Mr. and Mrs. Stockwood are not at the captain's table"
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"tomorrow night, it's off to the brig for us."
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"I forgot my cap. Excuse me, Mr. Stockwood."
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"Martin."
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"Honey, come here. Look at these shots of the party."
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"Oh, won't you at least let me finish unpacking?"
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"Hey, I got this one in focus."
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"Look, you can read the words on the cake:"
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""Bon Voyage.""
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"Hey, look, there's you and your mom."
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"Oh, that's a good one of Mom."
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"Yeah, it's pretty good of you too. Tsk."
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"Aha. There's my masterpiece."
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"Oh, your Aunt Lilly and your dad"
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"doing the Charleston."
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"Heh. That's terrific."
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"Tsk."
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"What's the matter, hon?"
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"Nothing."
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"Oh. Every once in a while,"
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"I wish I knew my father."
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"I know."
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"Look. You finish unpacking,"
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