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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Old Man and the Runaway/The Painters/A Fine Romance (S01E01)

"and we'll go check out the ship, huh?"
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"I know what you're really after, Sam Bradley."
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"What?"
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"You want a picture of me unpacking."
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"Excuse me. Compliments of the ship."
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"Heh."
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"Oh, isn't that nice?"
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"Yes. Welcome aboard."
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"I also have a little gift from me to you."
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"Oh. Caviar. I don't know what to say."
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"We'll certainly mention your kindness to the captain."
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"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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"You see, it's from the captain's private stock."
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"The very best. LSB. Heh."
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"Less said, the better."
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"If you know what I mean."
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"Heh-heh. Why don't we let this chill awhile,"
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"and, uh, you two go exploring the ship,"
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"and I'll finish your unpacking."
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"Oh, no... Oh, look, no trouble at all."
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"Just remember to tip me handsomely"
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"That's all. Go ahead. Well. All right."
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"See you later, Teddy."
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"You bet."
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"Whoops. Almost forgot this."
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"Now, look, honey, first, I want to get a shot of you..."
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"Sam..."
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"Yeah, there."
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"Oh, my God, no."
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"Thanks, Doc. I think this is gonna fit."
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"Great. 'Cause it's either this or a formal surgical gown."
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"Yes, I think that's it."
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"Oh, it's gonna look super with your hair."
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"Oh, gee, thanks for lending it to me, Julie."
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"You know, I haven't had a gown since the senior prom."
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"And I lost that one on the way home."
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"Fell out of Bill's van. Oh."
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"You're gonna look incredible."
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"Oh, it's all so exciting."
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"Even if I do feel like a criminal."
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"Hey. We came on this cruise for adventure."
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"Honey, what are you gonna say"
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"when the captain wants to talk advertising?"
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"I mean, this Martin Stockwood is some kind of a boy wonder"
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"on Madison Avenue."
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"I'm going to say:"
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""I'm on vacation. I'd rather not talk shop.""
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"Just talk about anything. Talk about your hobby."
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"See, if I talk about my hobby,"
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"it'll make Doreen blush."
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"I'll see you guys in a couple hours,"
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"in the dining room."
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"That'll give you an hour to get dressed"
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"and an hour for your hobby."
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"Oh. Now I'm blushing."
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"Isaac."
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"Gimme a drink, huh?"
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"Are you crazy? Aren't you on duty?"
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"Anything that's handy, and make it a triple."
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"You can't drink on duty."
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"You're gonna get yourself fired."
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"Maybe. But in the meantime, I'm gonna get myself drunk."
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"Okay, Teddy. What is it?"
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"See that girl sitting over there?"
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"Yeah. Isaac... she's my daughter."
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"No kidding."
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"You gonna introduce me?"
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"Introduce you? I just met her myself."
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"Yeah, I cut out on her and her mother"
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"when Wendy was only eight months old."
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"Wouldn't have recognized her,"
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"except I saw this picture of her with my wife."
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"And Wendy didn't know you?"
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"You can bet there's no picture of me"
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"You gonna tell her?"
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"Well, I know what you ought to do."
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"What?"
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"Have a drink."
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"Isaac, you're a gentleman."
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"Salud. Salud."
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"Mr. Anderson."
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"Sir."
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"After our recent conversation,"
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"Oh, I was just thinking of the passengers, sir."
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"I mean, the glass was filled too high,"
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"Your excuses are going downhill, Teddy."
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"Ah, yes, sir. This is your last warning."
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"Ah."
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"Hey, Teddy, what's happening?"
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"Too much."
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"Good evening."
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"Good evening. Good evening."
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"I hope you're enjoying your dinner."
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"We have one of the finest chefs afloat."
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"Sometimes I find it too delicious."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Uh, well, I hope you have a pleasant evening."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Mr. Beatty, why don't you sit there."
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"Uh, Mr. Louden, you can sit here."
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"And Mrs. Louden, why don't you sit there beside Mr. Stockwood,"
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"when they arrive."
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"D... Did you say Stockwood?"
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"N-not Martin Stockwood."
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"Well, yes. I thought you might enjoy having dinner together."
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"After all, you're both in advertising."
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"Well, we've never met, but I know his reputation."
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"Stockwood is a vulture. How did he find out"
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"that your client Beatty's here with you?"
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"With a $12 million soap account at stake,"
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"word gets around."
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"Don't worry, I'll handle it."
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"Listen, get nasty, hit low."
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"If Stockwood is here to steal your biggest account,"
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"he deserves a knee in the gut."
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"Well, here they are now."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Martin Stockwood."
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"What a wonderful, wonderful surprise."
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"Mr. Stockwood, I'm Fred Beatty."
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