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Clips from Robot Chicken (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Ahh."
Robot Chicken (2005)
"Welcome back to First Date..."
Robot Chicken (2005)
"a geek with a beauty queen, a basketball player with a dwarf..."
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"and Jackass star Steve-o with someone who isn't a loser."
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"But this time, we've outdone ourselves."
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"One's an Alien, the other's a Predator."
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"- Oh, hi. - Oh, hi!"
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"Yeah, totally. He's kind of tough."
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"All the time, huh?"
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"Inspiring."
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"Why, think of a world without disease..."
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"doctors can perform complicated surgeries without leaving the beach?"
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"will be perfected, and society will be forever changed."
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"You like that, don't you, bitch?"
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"How do your views differ from Governor Schwarzenegger..."
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"and paid them to go to the bathroom on your chest."
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"No, Mr. Hashanah. I expect you to eat this B.L. T!"
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"That's not Kosher! Ugh!"
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"Thanks for curing cancer, Alice the Goon!"
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"- Huhh! - Ohh!"
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"Hamburger!"
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"I gotta have some!"
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"Selling's a dangerous business, Rabbit..."
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"It's never in doubt!"
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"OK, OK! I'll crack!"
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"The Stix rabbit made us sell the stuff!"
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"Heh, heh. I must've lost it."
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"where we've already matched up some unlikely couples..."
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"and, like all of us, she's looking to be bitten..."
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"that is, smitten... by love."
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"So I was, like, raised Jewish, and family's very important to me."
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"If my dad knew how important sex was to me, I would die."
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"Think we can find someone to tame her?"
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"Douglas is a Predator from Newark, New Jersey..."
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"who prides himself on his trophy collection."
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"But are women just part of the hunt for him?"
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"Sure, I respect women."
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"One time, this girl I knew had big boobs, and I respect that."
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"I'm a gentleman."
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"If someone disrespects my girl, I'll skin him."
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"Will they have chemistry, or is this a case of science friction?"
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"- Are you Susan? - Yes. Nice to meet you."
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"I'm Douglas."
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"Mmm, yeah."
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"Beautiful day we're having."
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"Yeah, yeah. It's great."
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"So, what kind of guys do you usually date?"
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"Oh, I don't know, I don't really have a type."
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"My father may not approve of you though..."
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"since I'm Jewish, and you're Predator-American."
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"Oh, he's kind of protective, huh?"
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"So, how important is sex to you in a relationship?"
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"Oh, I don't know, pretty important, I guess."
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"Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without sex."
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"I gotta have it all the time."
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"Hot tubs are nice, aren't they?"
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"I also love the way the moonlight on the water..."
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"brings out the shine on your chitinous shell."
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"Aw."
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"- Don't do it! - You can do better!"
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"Ew! Yuck!"
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"You're, um, you're a really nice person."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!"
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"Are you OK?"
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"Um..."
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"Uh, you want a band-aid?"
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"Whoa! That date didn't end well, did it, folks?"
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"Think they'll ever go out again? Let's check back and ask them."
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"Guess not."
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"Hey, get away from the truck! It's gonna blow!"
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"- Can anybody help this guy? - Now's our chance, boys! Come on!"
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"Tetsuo"
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"Welcome back to the Carousel of Tomorrow..."
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"where we look at humanity's march into the future."
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"Can you imagine, excited viewers, what marvels the 21st century holds?"
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"Why, just imagine."
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"The Chinese say they're going to land a man on the moon by the year 2020."
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"What will that be like, do you think?"
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"As we reach toward space, we also look inward."
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"The unlocking of the human genome..."
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"will allow the birth of perfect babies in the future."
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"where every child is perfect in every way."
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"Sieg heil!"
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"And would you believe that as high-speed internet access improves..."
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"You will."
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"And in the future, virtual reality sex..."
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"Mr. Wembley?"
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"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"
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"Mayor McCheese! Mayor McCheese!"
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"given that he's a republican, and you have a cheeseburger for a head?"
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"It's a birth defect!"
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"Oh, I've dealt with prejudice all my life..."
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"Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor! There have been allegations..."
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"Uh, uh, robble, robble, robble, robble!"
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"Oh! Don't get any blood on the new carpet!"
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"America's number one Judaic super-spy is back in action!"
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"Now, the hood-mounted Gatling guns are quite deadly..."
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"How many miles per gallon?"
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"Er, twenty-five or so."
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"Now, the smokescreen generator..."
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"Is that highway or city mileage?"
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"Do you expect me to talk, Goyfinger?"
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"This summer, get chillin' with the tefillin, Ross Hashanah!"
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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
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"Good morning, everyone!"
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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday..."
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"No deal, Wimpy!"
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"- Oh, no. - Ha!"
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"No more hamburgers for old Wimpy."
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"- Don't do that, dear boy. - Why not?"
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"Why, just look at what everyone's lives would be like without you."
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"Without you. Without you."
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"Good job, Bluto!"
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"Nice hair, Popeye!"
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"Bouncy, bouncy!"
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"Oh, well, sorry for wasting your time."
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"Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!"
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"- Just give me a little! - He touched me inappropriately!"
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"Couldn't stay off the sugar, right?"
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