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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Virgin Territory (S03E03)

"off goes the trap."
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"Boom- big puddle of milk. She'll get in so much trouble."
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"My mom hates messes."
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"I'm familiar with Claire."
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"Lock ... and loaded."
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"Mmm! These cookies are so good..."
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"and so easy to reach."
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"Lily!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God! Cam!"
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"What happened? Are you okay?"
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"That milk fell, and I must have slipped in it."
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"Did I leave that out again? I'm so sorry!"
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"Oh, my back. Oh, my back."
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"Can I give you a Swedish massage, accent optional?"
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"Oh. Oh, no. I just need to lie down."
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"Come on. Let's get you over to the sofa."
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"Oh! Do you think it would be offensive..."
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"if I ask our daughter to walk on my back?"
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"I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage."
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"Oh, no! You broke Beatrice."
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"Now she can't feed the dolphins."
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"They all have these elaborate backstories."
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"Beatrice works with blind dolphins and models."
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"There are blind models?"
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"That's so sad. They cannot see how pretty they are."
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"Okay. Hold on. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!"
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"Let me buy Lily a new doll."
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"It's my fault Cam fell. No, no need."
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"The My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor."
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"I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway."
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"Oh, that'd be great. Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance."
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"And I think we've met our deductible for the year."
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"- So you should be good. - Yeah."
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"Do you know what a doll is in my village?"
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"An apple on a fork."
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"I never really got dolls. Does that make me weird?"
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"it's on the list. You're not weird."
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"You just kind of skipped the "little girl" stage."
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"The only stage you're ever going to jump on has a pole on it."
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"Hey, at least I have the body- Oh, please!"
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"Okay, okay! We're gonna have to settle this dispute in court- the food court."
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"The Honorable Judge Cinnabon presiding."
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"I like the food court. Me too."
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"just 'cause Haley's aversion-"
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"Oh. Oh. Haley's aversion."
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"I thought you said- Never mind."
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"Okay. So after you have turned on the monitor and selected your input,"
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"I think I'm fine. Why don't you just go ahead?"
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"I know this sounds really confusing,"
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"but there's actually a very simple way to remember it."
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"# Input one is the cable box #"
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"# Cable box, cable box- ## I think I'm just gonna take a nap."
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"Okay. I'm goin' to yoga. That sounds like so much fun."
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"- You should go with her, Gloria. -We should definitely do that sometime."
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"I would love it. Bye."
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"I don't even know why I try."
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"Oh, well, that's just Claire. You know? She's a Pritchett."
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"You gotta break through those walls."
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"- The sooner, the better. - You really think so?"
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"Yeah. Why don't you go? Now. Forge that friendship."
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"Okay, I go. I have my gym bag in the car."
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"Feel better! Okay. Thank you."
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"I'm just gonna lie here, some ice on my back."
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"I knew for a fact Claire never returned my Tupperware."
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"And when I did, I'd never have to hear them snicker again."
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""Oh, silly Cam." Or "forgetful Cam.""
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"Because revenge is a dish best sewed cold."
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"And even better two days later out of a 24-ounce,"
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"microwave-friendly, burp-sealed Pak-N-Stor."
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"Oh, hey. I thought you were going to the pharmacy."
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"I forgot my phone. Oh."
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"Sweetie, I'd love to hear about it..."
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"when you come back with my heating pad from the pharmacy."
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"Because I hurt my back, remember?"
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"I mean, did he overreact or what?"
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"It's just a game, right?"
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"Well, unless there's something more to it."
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"Maybe you should go talk to him."
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"Yeah. Huh?"
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"I should've just kept my mouth shut."
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"I mean, it was such a great day."
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"After he thought he got that hole in one, he took us out to dinner."
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"He bought me my first beer. Well, there you go."
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"He's probably hurt because you marred a very special father-son experience."
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"- You think? - You marred it."
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"But you can fix it."
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"He's down at the club right now."
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"Go, Mitchell! Un-mar that memory!"
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"You know what? I'm gonna do it."
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"Don't worry. I'll be back soon."
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"Okay. I'll miss you. Call first."
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"What were you thinking, saying that in front of him?"
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"I'm sorry. It slipped out."
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"Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows."
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"Only because she dragged it out of Dylan."
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"which means he might have never found out."
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"Stop panicking. We don't even know for sure he heard what I said."
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"Okay. Beatrice is with the nurse."
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"They'll call us. Shouldn't be too long."
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"We can just wait until she's married- Until she's... ready."
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"Which, apparently, everyone is these days."
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"Funny, I used to think it'd be years until everyone was ready,"
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"but I guess I was wrong- wrong and naive."
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"Surprise! Oh! Gloria!"
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"My God."
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"I came to do yoga with you."
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"Yeah, I wasn't expecting to see you here."
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"A y, that's why I say "Surprise!""
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"Yeah. This is awful,"
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"because I was just thinking I might have to bail on yoga."
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"I have the worst headache all of a sudden."
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"But yoga is good for that, Claire."
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"For the meditation, for the-"
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"Yeah, yeah. it's just right now,"
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"I wanna go lie down in a dark room and breathe."
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"That sounds like yoga."
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"L- I realize that. Yes."
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"But still, I-l should go. Come on."
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