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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Virgin Territory (S03E03)

"I'm not gonna do the class by myself."
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"Okay, so let's go and get massages."
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"Or there's a nail salon there."
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"I would love to do that some other time. I really would."
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"But right now, I need to get home and lie down."
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"- You understand, right? - Of course."
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"Okay. You go!"
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"And lie."
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"You're better! Oh! Barely. Barely, yeah."
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"- I was just getting something cold for my back. - Gravy?"
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"Well, if it can save your mom's turkey, it can save anything."
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"I thought you were going to see your friend Miranda."
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"This one chickened out."
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"For someone who says he likes girls so much,"
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"he sure is afraid of them."
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"It's a dance, Luke. Chicken dance."
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"Well, since you're back, what if I give you 20 bucks..."
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"and YOU guys... go wash my car?"
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"Is that 20 bucks for each of us or both of us?"
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"Both."
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"Uh-oh, check it out. Ace is drooling over his plaque again."
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"Listen, I've been thinking, maybe it's time we retire the name "Ace.""
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"You mean the name you had printed on your golf cap?"
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"- And his robe. - You know, guys, about that-"
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"Remember how mad he got when I yanked that cap off his head and put it on?"
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""You got to earn that!""
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"I'm just glad one of those cheap hair plugs didn't get caught in it."
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"For the millionth time, they're not plugs."
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"So what, your hair just came back when you turned 50?"
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"Unlike your wife. Hey, that was a blessing."
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"Otherwise, I wouldn't be taking out Natalie Hobbs tonight."
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"Taking her out or doing her taxes?"
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"I'm trying to find a way to come clean about the hole in one, when it occurs to me-"
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"Why?"
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"One idiot lies about his sex life."
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"The other dumbbell has a Ferrari "in the shop" for years."
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"And moron number three is a Hollywood stunt car driver..."
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"who gets sick when he rides backwards in the golf cart."
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"So, you ladies ready to tee off or what?"
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"Just gotta settle up our tab."
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"- I took care of it. - You said you were going to the restroom."
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"Ah! Can't trust a word out of this guy's mouth."
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"Twenty years we've been falling for this."
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"Mitchell. No, he didn't even know until today..."
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"that he never made the hole in one. Okay."
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"But the fact that he couldn't live with himself when he found out..."
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"and he raced down here to confess to you,"
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"that just shows the kind of man he is."
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"He is a "hole in one" kind of man."
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"You never got a hole in one?"
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"I didn't tell them."
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"So this is the gang. Introduce me."
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"Ah! Score!"
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"It's not like me and Miranda are perfectly suited."
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"For one thing, she likes bad boys. That's just not me."
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"I'm gonna turn on some music."
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"I'm sorry. I can't unlearn how to treat a lady."
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"But where does that leave me- waiting till I'm 40,"
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"when she looks me up on Facebook after her failed first marriage?"
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"Okay."
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"What are you doing? I'm sick of hearing you whine about Miranda!"
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"It's time to make her notice you! But we can't!"
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"Now buckle up. Are you crazy?"
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"You tell me."
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"Lily, what is this?"
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"Wouldn't you rather have a chemistry set or some flash cards?"
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"She's pretty."
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"No. No, she's dirty."
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"Look. Look at the dirt."
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"Let me wipe her off."
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"Fix that."
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"Her braid's coming loose. Come here."
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"Fix that right up."
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"So I've completed the examination. She did really well."
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"What's the prognosis?"
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"We can fix most of her arm,"
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"because they don't make that part anymore."
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"Well, that's pretty good, right?"
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"I mean, she'll look exactly the same. No one will know."
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"I'll know."
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"Uh-"
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"I'm just saying I liked her the way she was."
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"She was such a sweet little doll."
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"I'm sorry, Doc. I'm having trouble adjusting to all this."
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"Uh, Dad, she's still a sweet little doll."
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"No, she's broken."
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"No, she's just changed a little."
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"Uh, could you- Yeah. Sure."
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"I actually have to go give a little girl some pretty bad news."
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"So, Haley."
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"The thing is-"
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"Fact- Haley's almost 18."
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"Fact- I am the cool dad."
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"Haley, I understand that sex is a part of life."
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"I can't say that I'm thrilled to hear this, but I'm sure you're being safe,"
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"and I hope that you'll feel free to talk to me about this anytime."
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"We should- We should probably get Beatrice, like, a cast or something."
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"We can all sign it."
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"Yeah? Uh, yeah. Sure."
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"Fact- I blew it."
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"This repair's probably gonna take a little while."
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"Why don't you run up to the food court and grab us a table?"
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"I'll get Alex and Lily. Okay."
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"Do you want the counter or a booth?"
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"Whatever seems right to you."
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"I have a cool dad."
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"Okay. Your turn. Uh-uh! No way!"
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"Do you want to get her attention or not?"
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"# Ah! Ah! #"
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"# Yeah Uh! Uh! Uh! #"
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"# Yeah #"
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"# Uh let's- let's ride Gotta hit the street #"
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"That was amazing!"
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"Did you see the look on Miranda's face?"
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"No. But you did good, Thelma."
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"Please stop calling me that. I hate that movie."
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"What movie?"
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"She pretended to have a headache, Cam."
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