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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Virgin Territory (S03E03)

"Not mine. Not mine. My bad friend- Eleanor."
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"This ends today."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"What is she talking about? Oh. it's a My Sweet Companion doll."
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"And jumped to the "I dare you to ring her doorbell" stage."
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"The food court? That place smells like the inside of Luke's bicycle helmet."
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"Don't worry, girls. We're not gonna deprive ourselves..."
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"you can change the channel with this guy."
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"But if you need to change the volume- You know what?"
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"Do you see how she gives me the cold shoulders?"
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"I just needed a few minutes alone to find it."
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"Oh! I think I'm just upset about this stupid thing with my dad."
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"Ow. Sorry."
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"And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college,"
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"That's what I thought."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't smell you idiots come in."
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"I-I'm sorry to interrupt, but my dad never lied to you guys."
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"We got a full tank of gas, and she's right down the block."
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"but she'll never regain full mobility in her shoulder joint,"
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"It happens. Dolls grow up. Well, actually-"
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"I trust you."
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"# Yeah #"
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"Uh-oh! Dead end. You gotta make a U-ey."
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"# Ride, gotta hit the street We pack the heat ##"
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"And I have found a way to cope with that stress."
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"This is my sacred space."
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"That's so sad."
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"It's so sad that you come here so often..."
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"and that's the best that you can shoot. Oh!"
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"But improper stance. I- Okay. Practice more."
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"I just want you to know I get why you're upset, okay?"
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"No. It was about a hole in one."
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"Before I forget. "Storm Stevens." Stevens."
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"but do you think I could get this doll?"
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"I know you're here."
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"Nah, let her be the cute one."
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"I just wanna ask you one thing. Hmm?"
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"So this giant thing happened to our firstborn,"
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"Thank you."
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"Ooh! Individual frittatas. What a treat."
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"You're a lucky man, Phil. I'm always saying, I'm-"
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"Phil. Sorry."
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"You left the milk out again."
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"Mmm. I may have to take one of these little guys home."
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"Claire, did you ever find that Tupperware I lent you?"
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"Sweetie, for the hundredth time, I gave it back to you. Remember?"
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"I remember you telling me a hundred times, yet my pea soup is in Baggies."
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"Did you check your car, in the, um- Trunk."
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"Because that's where you found that thing..."
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"that you thought that you gave me long time ago."
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"The-The- Pizza cutter."
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"- Good. Give me another one. - Yes, I was wrong that time."
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"It's a piece of plastic. You're ruining brunch."
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"Don't sweat it, Cam. I forget things all the time."
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"Like I can never remember the name..."
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"of that weather guy that I liked."
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"Uh, Thunder-something. Stormy-"
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"Flash Storm? Ah! Whatever the hell it is."
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"I don't know. Just eat your eggs, Jay."
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"Yeah. Just eat your eggs, Jay."
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"Grandpa got told!"
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"Look at them. They all think Lily's so great."
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"The novelty will wear off."
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"We used to be the cute ones."
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"Now she gets all the attention."
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"We need to take her down."
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"I should remember his name, too,"
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"because your mom and I got in a big fight over him."
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"She was using the convertible, and I told her,"
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""Put the top up because it's supposed to rain tonight..."
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"according to"-"
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"P-P-P- Partly McCloudy- whatever the hell his name is."
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"Anyway, she didn't. Ruined the car."
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"Well, not to be the one that always comes to Mom's defense-"
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"What? It was 20 years ago."
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"What, you think he's gonna ground you?"
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"- It was you? - Yes."
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"Yes, I left the top down, and I let Mom take the fall."
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"- And then they got divorced. - Twelve years later."
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"- I'm just saying. - Oh! You're ruining brunch."
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"Relax. It was years ago. There's a statute of limitation on this stuff."
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"In that case, I should probably let you know..."
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"I let the top down to let out the cigarette smoke."
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""Eleanor" being her boyfriend, Allan."
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"Statute of limitations. Relax. it's okay."
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"Remember when I told you that I couldn't get to your figure skating semifinal..."
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"- because I was stuck at work? - Yeah."
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"Well, by "stuck," I meant drunk."
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"And by "work," I meant the golf course."
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"Jay!"
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"- Oh, Dad. - Oh, no. I got one. I got one."
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"Remember that time we went golfing together,"
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"and you got a hole in one? Yeah?"
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"You never got a hole in one."
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"I got bored, and I kicked it in the hole."
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"This is fun. Here's a corker."
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"They didn't used to label babies as carefully in hospitals."
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"- So for two days- - Not now, Phil!"
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"What do you mean, you kicked the ball in the hole?"
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"What, was it on the edge? Yeah. It was on the edge of that, uh- that sandy thing."
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"Gee, it's sure gonna be fun to face my friends today."
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"You don't have to tell them. They call me Ace, Mitch."
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"I haven't paid for lemonade down there in 20 years."
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"You're mad at me? Mmm."
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"Great, Daddy. You ruined brunch."
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"You did."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"A little help here."
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"You can't expect me to focus..."
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"when Miranda Cornell lives right down your street."
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"She's like a dream wrapped in a wish..."
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"poured into jeggings."
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"Yeah, yeah. That's nice and all, but we got a trap to set."
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"Are you sure this is going to work?"
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"Trust me. We'll use these cookies as bait."
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"Lily's crazy for them."
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"Asian metabolism."
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"When she grabs one with her grubby little hands,"
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