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Clips from Taxi - High School Reunion (S01E01)

"Remember me?"
Taxi
"Oh, yeah. I do."
Taxi
"Hi, Stanley."
Taxi
"Stanley Tarsus."
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"Come over here, Stanley."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Oh, real good."
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"Real good."
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"Wait for me, okay?"
Taxi
"Oh, sure."
Taxi
"Hey, that's one high-price"
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"Stanley, my man."
Taxi
"Hey, you must be doing real good."
Taxi
"Oh, I have no complaints, financially speaking."
Taxi
"Is that right?"
Taxi
"Yeah. You see, I'm a waiter at the Park Pavilion."
Taxi
"Oh, great."
Taxi
"They promoted you from busboy."
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"I don't think you understand."
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"That means that I make $20,000 a year."
Taxi
"That's just in salary."
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"I make another $40,000 in tips,"
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"of which I declare about $10,000,"
Taxi
"which gives me the equivalent of about $100,000 a year."
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"Now, how are you doing, Louie?"
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"Well, not nearly as good, I'm afraid to say."
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"I've only got a civil service job."
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"I'm an auditor for the Internal Revenue Service."
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"Not a good night for you, is it, Stan?"
Taxi
"Especially with you being"
Taxi
"on your way to jail and everything."
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"Ooh! Ooh! You even spilled something on your tie."
Taxi
"Where?"
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"There."
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"You are quite a man, Louie De Palma."
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"I figure you're about 100 proof yourself, Sheila."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, watch where you're going."
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"You got to excuse me."
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"This is the worst night"
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"of my entire life."
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"That was Stanley Tarsus."
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"Him? He was..."
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"Oh-ho! Bobby did it. Bobby did it."
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"It really worked."
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"I never thought it would,"
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"'cause it was the craziest stunt"
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"in the world."
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"I thought of it."
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"I love that you thought of it."
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"Well, I didn't think of it."
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"that you didn't think of it."
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"I can't lose tonight."
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"Let's dance close"
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"and pretend not to notice."
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"Not bad."
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"LOUIE: Not bad at all."
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"All these mo-mos trying to learn how to do my steps,"
Taxi
"wishing they were with my girl."
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"I feel real good."
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"And yet..."
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"No, no, no."
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"Anything you say beyond that"
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"has to fall in the category of pushing it, Louie."
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"I just want to touch Sheila's hair."
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"Don't do it, Louie."
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"Why not?"
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"What harm could it do?"
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"Come on."
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"( chuckling )"
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Go ahead."
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"( screaming )"
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"Oh!"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"( crowd screaming )"
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"( balloons popping )"
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"I don't know about anybody else,"
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"but I'm really enjoying myself!"
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"LOUIE: Thank you!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Oh, see you!"
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"Night, Mr. Walters."
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"Mmm."
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"( theme music playing )"
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"...like I do in my living room."
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"Oh."
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"( growls )"
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"What table you sitting at?"
Taxi
"This one."
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"Thanks for the tip."
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"John, you got change for a dollar?"
Taxi
"Sure."
Taxi
"You gave me a dollar ten."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Too late."
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"Oh, well."
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"his favorite song."
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"Oh, no. Every time he's in a bar."
Taxi
"Yeah. "The Green Berets.""
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"Yeah."
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"* Feelings"
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"* Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings"
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"Why is he playing that song?"
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"It's different."
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"It's not any better, but it's different."
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"* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh..."
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"He's giving me a feeling."
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"* Feelings"
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"BOTH: * Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings"
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"* Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
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"* Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
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"Hi."
Taxi
"How you doing?"
Taxi
"Terrific. Hey, you look great."
Taxi
"Thanks."
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"How's it going, Alex?"
Taxi
"Oh, fine, just fine."
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"Okay. I'll have a white wine."
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"Beer."
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"Beer. And a bourbon and water."
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