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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - Witchsmeller Pursuivant (S01E01)

"She's seen me on a coin."
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"Have you or have you not committed sins of the flesh with him?"
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"— I have. — You must be joking!"
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"— To my deepest shame. — And mine! Look at her."
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"Can you describe these foul deeds?"
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"After we had just kissed once, he transformed into a wild animal."
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"— Perhaps I do remember you. — Anything else?"
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"For God's sake."
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"— You bore him a son? — I did. My little Johnny."
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"Can you see this son of Satan anywhere in this court?"
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"Yes, that's him!"
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"I give you...John Grumbledook!"
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"The hair gives him away!"
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"A cat that drinks blood,"
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"a horse that talks,"
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"These men must burn!"
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"(Chanting continues)"
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"Silence for the Prince of Wales!"
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"The verdict is that the accused are found guilty of witchcraft."
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"However, in view of your previous good background,"
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"I am disposed to be lenient."
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"Therefore, I sentence you to be burned alive!"
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"Do you have anything to say?"
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"— Yes, I'd like to say something. — Shut up!"
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"And you, Grumbledook?"
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"Now!"
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"Brilliant, Baldrick. How you did that, I'll never know!"
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"In...here!"
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"(Thumping and yelling)"
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"You Turkish pigs!"
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"— Percy. — Sorry."
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"Look, you two, you wouldn't perhaps consider,"
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"for a pretty hefty reward, perhaps letting us..."
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"Escape?"
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"— By dressing up as... — ..washerwomen?"
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"No, obviously not."
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"Here comes the wife."
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"— Hello, Edmund. — Hello, dear."
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"You look funny!"
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"Yes, I've had all my hair cut off."
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"Oh, yes, that's it."
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"Look, there's no news of a reprieve, is there?"
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"(Both) Morning, Your Highness."
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"I have to go to my room, but in fact..."
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"Yes?"
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"I think I might get a better view from the window."
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"Well, I'd better be going."
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"(Whispering)"
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"— No, silly, it's a dolly! — So itis. So it is."
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"Great, great. It's just what we needed."
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"— Goodbye, Edmund. — Goodbye, dear."
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"Mother?"
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"Yes? Oh, bye—bye, dear."
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"This must be one of the most difficult parts of the job."
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"Yes."
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"— And for the witch as well. — Of course."
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"My Lord, I have a cunning plan."
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"Oh, cough off, Baldrick!"
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"I think I might be able to stall him."
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"Grumbledook, your time has come! Do you wish to confess?"
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"— No. — Very well."
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"I should like to confess in front of God"
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"that I have occasionally done things wrong."
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"— Be more specific. — Um...well..."
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"I have erred and strayed like a lost ox."
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"— Sheep! — Er...sheep."
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"not honoured my neighbour's ass."
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"(Crowd) Burn! Burn! Burn!"
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"I'm not even comfortable."
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"How fast this heat travels!"
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"Yes, it is a touch warm, isn't it?"
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"I feel...as if 1 am...on fi—i—ire!"
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"I'm burning!"
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"Yes, but I bet you're glad of that cloak in the winter."
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"A—A—Argh!"
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"A—Argh!"
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"Oh! Well done, Baldrick."
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"Yes, that was a close shave."
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"Thank you, Baldrick."
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"Morning, my love!"
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"Ah, morning, dear."
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"— Morning, Princess. — Good morning."
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"What's going on out there?"
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"Uncle Harry was going to burn Edmund alive..."
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"Darling? Tch, tch, tch."
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"— It's all sorted out now. — Oh, good, good."
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"# The sound of hoofbeats cross the glade"
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"# Good folk, lock up your son and daughter"
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"# Beware the deadly flashing blade"
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"# Black Adder, Black Adder"
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"# Black Adder, Black Adder"
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"# He's very bad indeed"
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"# His horse is blacker than a vole"
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"# His pot is blacker than his kettle"
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"# Black Adder, Black Adder"
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"# Black Adder, Black Adder"
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"And a farmer in Rye heard a cow reciting Geoffrey Chaucer,"
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"Who is that dark stranger?"
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"No! I don't!"
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"— I don't know. — It was because she was a witch!"
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"I can't say. It's a secret."
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"Well, they don't call me Clever Jake."
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"In fact, I've been hearing about your work in Taunton."
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"I haven't seen your broomstick recently, Your Highness!"
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"How the devil did that happen?"
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"Wait a moment, My Lord! I have a cunning plan that cannot fail."
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"but now I've clipped its wings, no problem."
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"Tomorrow I shall not be so meek. (Chortles)"
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""..and I spoke to him on the matter frequently...”"
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"Yes, My Lord. Three months later, I was great with child."
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"He doesn't look the slightest bit like me!"
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"The maximum penalty the law allows is that you be burned to death."
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"Yes!"
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"A knife? A file? A small bucket of water?"
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"Confession!"
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"I have coveted my father's adultery."
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"— Oh, light the fires! - I'm a witch!"
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"Me, too! (Crowd cheers)"
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"# You horrid little man! #"
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"(Percy) I said he shouldn't have burnt that cat."
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