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Clips from Ishtar (1987)

"The mission's over. Just get out as quick, quick... While we can still say we made a mistake. Get out."
Ishtar (1987)
"Fuck you! Fuck you twice!"
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"And two more from our friends!"
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"Marty. Marty, if we agree to your terms, will we get the map?"
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"I don't know anything about a map."
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"But if anything should happen to my clients, the map is up for grabs."
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"One: social reforms in Ishtar as dictated by Shirra Assel."
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"Two: an immediate live-in-concert album from Rogers & Clarke at the Chez Casablanca"
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"to be financed and promoted worldwide by you."
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"Promote Rogers & Clarke worldwide?"
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"No problem. Marty--"
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"Let's work together as agents. My pleasure. Talk to you soon."
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"It's a disaster."
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"The girl wants social reforms in Ishtar, which means we probably have to get rid of the Emir."
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"We've got to actually back an album with these guys and promote them worldwide! Hold on one second."
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"Sir?"
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"We did not shoot at two Americans in the desert. We did not."
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"Who told you that?"
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"The secretary of state? Well, how would he know?"
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"Well, let me look into. I'm gonna look into it right away. I'll get right back to you."
Ishtar (1987)
"Get General Westlake to get the 7th Battalion as an enthusiastic audience for a live concert."
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"But we don't know where it is. But we know who has it."
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"Shirra Assel and these two American entertainers who somebody shot at in the desert."
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"And we've been able to make a deal, general,"
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"the map goes to the KGB, but if Emir Yousef accepts Shirra Assel's reforms"
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"and we back their albums, they promise not to sell it to anyone else."
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"Back their albums? I'm Shirra Assel, their friend."
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"I'm Abdul, their guide. Marty Freed. I'm their agent."
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"l'd like to get up, but I got such jet lag."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, by popular demand,"
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"They wrote the music and the lyrics."
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"That's the single."
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"Applaud!"
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"More! Encore!"
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"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"this next song is for a very lovely lady of the left."
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"This is unbelievable."
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"What is it?"
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"Telling the truth is a dangerous..."
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"You think so? '' Dangerous Business'' is as good as '' Bridge Over Troubled Water'' any day of the week."
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"Taxi! The last act left because they got nervous about the death squads."
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"I'll call you about it in the morning."
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"You'll fall flat on your face. Make that two. Don't drink bourbon."
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"I loved her well Yes! I met her, fell Yes!"
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"Where are you going? Stay. We got something."
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"I'm not, Lyle."
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"You say that you'd rather have nothing than settle for less. Understand?"
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"I'm telling the truth."
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"I'm warning you."
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"Shali Benimal."
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"and tell him that you wish to buy a blind camel."
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"You're holding out on him now. You didn't tell him you were coming to this meeting."
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"Here's the thing, Jim. l don't know where she is."
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"Shirra Assel was spotted leaving your hotel room."
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"It's too bad you don't have a girl. These would make such nice presents."
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"Walk out casually talking to us. Come on."
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"Come on!"
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"Your Excellency. for whom this map is a sign to rise up against me."
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"I'm American. Do you speak English?"
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"It's in my room at the Chez Casablanca. Help yourself."
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"You are telling the truth. Listen to me."
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"That is cute, yeah. ''That's where Las Vegas is.''"
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"Two canteens, compass."
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"What have you done? What have I done?"
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"How can I ask for water? Use hand gestures. Be inventive."
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"Do it! Surely."
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"Five! l got five!"
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"Run!"
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"Here's the deal."
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"But that's not the biggest problem."
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"He'll know what I mean."
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"What are you doing with a camel? Oh, that's a long story. This is a keffiyeh, and here is a red scarf l got for practically nothing."
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"to send two men into the desert to die."
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"You're a spy. That's how come everybody's trying to kill us."
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"That's tough for a boy, not having a father. l have no one to protect me."
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"But that's not the biggest problem. The girl wants social reforms in Ishtar, which means we probably have to get rid of the Emir."
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"Lyle, '' Dangerous Business'' is as good as anything they ever wrote. Look at that, Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits."
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"Okay, see if you can get some coffee. Ask how much it is before you pay for it! I'll find an Air Canary agent. You watch the luggage."
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"We use it basically to track with. You mean this is a bug too? Only at close range."
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"Yeah. ln the lining of a jacket?"
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"Don't you understand that? Hey, it takes a lot of nerve to have nothing at your age."
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"Run! Keep running!"
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"When you get out of that tunnel"
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"What do I do? Just aim and fire."
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"Okay."
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"Eh, don't hand me that crap. l don't believe a word of it-- They'll put me in jail. My family will starve."
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"l think I can get you a booking. l got good news for you. What?"
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"Nothing to write home about. Right."
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"I don't understand what we did wrong."
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"uh, this is Chuck Clarke of Rogers & Clarke."
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"Telling the truth is a scary predicament"
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"The only thing that Simon & Garfunkel or Bruce Springsteen"
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"'' Dangerous Business'' is as good as '' Bridge Over Troubled Water'' any day of the week."
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"It's basically a try-out place for new material."
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"you're old, you're white and you got no shtick."
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"Auditioning tonight at The Ad Lib for the first time, please welcome Rogers & Clarke."
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"Nothing, although I think it'd be a good idea to change your routine if they boo."
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"As an agent? Yeah."
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"l think I can get you a booking."
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"Where? Honduras. For money? Absolutely."
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"That's 75$ in American money. That includes room and board. How much? Hundred and fifty lempiras a week."
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"The hotel where the American journalists stay in Honduras. Where? Honduras."
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"Hey, that's right. That's only 37.50$ a week for each of us."
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"Hey, that's right."
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"l want to do some thinking. Me too."
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"That's 95$ in American money."
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"Me too."
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"We had an act together. No kidding? Would I have seen it?"
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"celebrating their 51st wedding anniversary. And last year, they came back-- A couple of years ago, there was a very young grey-haired couple here"
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"Sorry, for their 52nd wedding anniversary."
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"You'll be well taken care of After I've gone"
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"l also can get you 10 weeks in Morocco at 950 dirham a week."
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"l got good news for you. What?"
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"l shouldn't have played in here. And time goes by so fast"
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"l love you, Chuck. Thanks."
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"Life isn't that bad, I just have a lot of pain."
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"He says he wants to buy me a drink."
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"l just have to make sure that you're Miss Right. Don't you want to make sure that I'm--"
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"It's the only bar in the neighbourhood that's open."
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