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Clips from Ishtar (1987)

"Telling the truth can be bad news"
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"Telling the truth can be bad news"
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"Telling the truth--"
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"Telling the truth can be good news"
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"Telling the truth is a bad idea"
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"Telling the truth is a difficult problem"
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"Telling the truth is a bitter herb"
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"Telling the truth is a dangerous tunnel"
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"You've got bitter herbs It's a black life ahead"
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"Forget '' herb.'' I never heard a hit that had the word '' herb'' in it."
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"Dangerous!"
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"Telling the truth can be dangerous '' Dangerous'' what? Dangerous!"
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"Telling the truth can be dangerous '' Dangerous'' what?"
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"Telling the truth can be danger--"
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"Telling the truth can be dangerous Business"
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"Telling the truth can be dangerous business"
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"Why?"
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"Why?"
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"Why?"
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"Telling the truth Can be dangerous business Why?"
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"Telling the truth Can be dangerous business"
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"Because if yourself You don't know why"
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"Huh?"
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"Well, I'm just giving you what the idea is."
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"Oh, is that brilliant!"
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"Look at that, Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits."
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"Lyle, '' Dangerous Business'' is as good as anything they ever wrote."
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"You think so? Sure."
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"or any of these guys have that we don't have is an agent."
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"You think so?"
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"You think so?"
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"I'm telling you, if we get an agent, we get a record album."
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"Freed Talent Agency. Mr. Freed, uh, this is Chuck Clarke of Rogers & Clarke."
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"uh, this is Chuck Clarke of Rogers & Clarke."
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"Yeah?"
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"We're songwriters and we're looking for an agent."
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"And we saw your ad in Variety. We're gonna be at Song Mart next Tuesday."
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"And we've got a new song we think is good enough for a record album."
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"Uh-huh. And we wondered"
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"if you'd have a chance to come down-- The Record Album?"
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"No, no, no, no. At The Record Album?"
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"It's not called The Record Album. It's called The Song Mart, sir. No, no, no, no. At The Record Album?"
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"It's not called The Record Album. It's called The Song Mart, sir."
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"Okay, okay, okay, that wraps up another audition night at The Song Mart."
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"A great bunch tonight. Good luck, kids."
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"Well, uh, what did you think, Mr. Freed?"
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"Let me tell you what I told Tony Bennett."
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"Sing songs people already know. That way, if they don't like it, they'll still have something to applaud."
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"But we're not singers. No, we're songwriters."
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"So? The Beach Boys weren't songwriters?"
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"Frankly..."
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"You got no gimmicks."
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"Otherwise, I'm very encouraged."
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"We don't have another routine to change to."
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"The thing is, Marty, we've been living off our savings while we've been working on our act."
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"But we're down to nothing now. Really?"
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"For money? Absolutely."
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"Where? Honduras."
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"The hotel where the American journalists stay in Honduras."
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"But there's no danger if you don't drive in the countryside."
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"How much? Hundred and fifty lempiras a week."
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"That's 75$ in American money. That includes room and board."
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"That's only 37.50$ a week for each of us."
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"You got a good head for figures."
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"But, Marty-- Taxi!"
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"Wait a minute, Marty."
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"Unfortunately, I can only get you airfare from the Canary lslands."
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"Uh..."
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"Want me to drive you anywhere?"
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"No, thanks. I'm gonna walk around for a while."
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"Well, don't think too long."
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"A lot of acts would kill for a booking in North Africa."
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"Lyle, do you mind? l kind of wanna be alone to think."
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"Lyle! ls it all right?"
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"Just pretend like I'm not here."
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"What can I get you?"
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"Give me a bourbon and a water, straight up."
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"Give him a beer."
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"I'll have a beer."
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"You guys know each other?"
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"Yeah, we, uh... We got a-- Or..."
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"No. We've only known each other about five months."
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"Before that, we were just guys..."
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"with, uh, jobs."
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"And we wanted to be songwriters."
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"Hey, ice-cream truck! Stop! Over here!"
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"Stop being so stupid! Stop!"
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"What's the matter, honey?"
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"l feel like this is a very special part of the evening."
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"A couple of years ago, there was a very young grey-haired couple here"
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"celebrating their 51st wedding anniversary. And last year, they came back--"
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"And I told them that if they came back here the following year,"
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"l'd have a song written for them. And they're back."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Charles Thomopoulos"
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"celebrating this evening their 53rd wedding anniversary."
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"Hear, hear! How wonderful!"
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"I promised I'd love you forever"
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"A promise I'm planning to keep"
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"Off to the land of the big sleep"
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"I'm leaving some love in my will"
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"Yes, I'm leaving some love in my will"
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"My life is nearly over And time goes by so fast"
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"And I wanted to give you a present To thank you for the past"
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"My life is nearly over"
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"Oh, it's so demeaning. l shouldn't have played in here. And time goes by so fast"
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"Oh, it's so demeaning."
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"Asshole waiters screaming at me like that and taking orders, people throwing food in their faces."
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"And I was thinking that if we lived together, l would just make your life so much easier."
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"Do you love me, Chuck? Look, Carol, you're wonderful."
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"I mean that. You're a wonderful woman."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This guy says he's a songwriter and he loved my song."
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"I met her and I fell-- No, no. Cut out ''and I.''"
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"Oh, you want this one:"
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"I met her, fell Yes!"
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"I loved her well Yes!"
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"She walked out, hell Yes."
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"Oh, heartbreak That's it. Do it again."
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"Maybe something stronger?"
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"I met her, wham! Yes!"
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