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Clips from Ishtar (1987)

"lt'll be rather difficult to do without the map, won't it?"
Ishtar (1987)
"You'll be slaughtered."
Ishtar (1987)
"A few hundred guerrillas and a mob of angry Shiites"
Ishtar (1987)
"against an army trained and equipped by the Americans?"
Ishtar (1987)
"You underestimate us, professor."
Ishtar (1987)
"We have a network of mercenaries, tribesmen,"
Ishtar (1987)
"all starting for Ishtar tonight. Armed?"
Ishtar (1987)
"The desert is filled with dealers in black-market arms."
Ishtar (1987)
"They will be armed."
Ishtar (1987)
"Well, you appear to have thought of everything."
Ishtar (1987)
"Except the possibility that the two Americans will survive"
Ishtar (1987)
"l have thought of that too."
Ishtar (1987)
"That is why I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads this afternoon."
Ishtar (1987)
"If they survive the desert, they will not survive that."
Ishtar (1987)
"You are a murderer. And what are you?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Or do you think a bullet is crueller than what they face now?"
Ishtar (1987)
"We're gonna miss our show! Oh, no!"
Ishtar (1987)
"That is it, isn't it? Now we're gonna get blackballed at the Chez Casablanca."
Ishtar (1987)
"We're never gonna work in Morocco again. That is it, isn't it? Now we're gonna get blackballed at the Chez Casablanca."
Ishtar (1987)
"We're never gonna work in Morocco again."
Ishtar (1987)
"On me? On you!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, this is a joke. You think those guys are after us because they think I'm a spy, huh?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Those guys are after us because they think that you know where Shirra Assel's map is!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Who is Shirra Assel Smap?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, come on! Don't play sucker games with me!"
Ishtar (1987)
"You think I don't know that you spent a half-hour with Shirra Assel in our hotel room?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, is she the guy with your jacket and your passport that you told me you lost in Ishtar?"
Ishtar (1987)
"l don't. And you don't know about the map?"
Ishtar (1987)
"What map? ''What map?''"
Ishtar (1987)
"The map that could lose us Ishtar and enflame the whole Middle East."
Ishtar (1987)
"Well, that's your department. You're the guy taking money from the ClA."
Ishtar (1987)
"The money's for us? Well, I don't want it!"
Ishtar (1987)
"l don't think it's right to take money for keeping a guy like the Emir of Ishtar in power."
Ishtar (1987)
"He's a bad guy. Oh, knock it off."
Ishtar (1987)
"Brown-nosing the commies won't get you my girl."
Ishtar (1987)
"Your girl? How did she get to be your girl?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Let me tell you something! If she's anybody's girl, it's the guy you're sitting in back of!"
Ishtar (1987)
"You poor putz!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Don't you have any sense of reality? Do you really think you can get a girl away from...?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Was I too tough on you?"
Ishtar (1987)
"I'm not crying! A piece of sand blew in my eye!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Cry? You don't get it. She likes me. She gave me the golamine beads. She told--"
Ishtar (1987)
"This must be one of them once-in-a-lifetime things, like a glacier's melting."
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh! Whoa!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Easy, fella. Easy. Whoa!"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Camel!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, this son of a bitch! Now he's tired."
Ishtar (1987)
"My hips are locked."
Ishtar (1987)
"Don't wipe your face with that. The dye's coming off on your skin."
Ishtar (1987)
"Who's gonna see me? That's not the point."
Ishtar (1987)
"Dye is carcinogenic. You're right."
Ishtar (1987)
"Lyle. It's gonna be a scorcher."
Ishtar (1987)
"Lyle, Lyle. Look. Look."
Ishtar (1987)
"Get down."
Ishtar (1987)
"Could that be a mirage?"
Ishtar (1987)
"We both see it. How could it be a mirage?"
Ishtar (1987)
"You're right."
Ishtar (1987)
"Lyle, go down to that truck and try to get us some water."
Ishtar (1987)
"So act like an Arab."
Ishtar (1987)
"And whatever you do, don't talk."
Ishtar (1987)
"You do it. l can't. Look how I'm dressed."
Ishtar (1987)
"Lyle, what is the big deal? Go on, you're just gonna ask for some water."
Ishtar (1987)
"We lost our canteens. Attaboy, attaboy."
Ishtar (1987)
"Hey, you!"
Ishtar (1987)
"You, on the top!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Yeah! Are you the auctioneer?"
Ishtar (1987)
"You understand English?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Do you understand English? Yes."
Ishtar (1987)
"Great. We're in business."
Ishtar (1987)
"Two Kalashnikovs. Right."
Ishtar (1987)
"These babies should bring us a pretty good price."
Ishtar (1987)
"We start soon, huh, yes?"
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"Thank God you're here."
Ishtar (1987)
"Uh, listen, Hakir. These Berbers are all from different tribes with different dialects."
Ishtar (1987)
"They don't understand Arabic or each other. We don't understand them."
Ishtar (1987)
"l hope to God you do. Yes."
Ishtar (1987)
"l understand all Berber dialects."
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"Oh, very good."
Ishtar (1987)
"Now, we pay you 200 dirham for the job. 100 now and 100 later."
Ishtar (1987)
"This is not Arabic. Oh."
Ishtar (1987)
"Early on, I was sent by my tribe to trade with other tribes the delft of our hills."
Ishtar (1987)
"There, I learned from each tribe his dialect."
Ishtar (1987)
"And where did you learn English? We had much delft."
Ishtar (1987)
"You know Philadelphia?"
Ishtar (1987)
"All right, go on, then."
Ishtar (1987)
"Hakir, we want you to close your eyes and put your hands by your side,"
Ishtar (1987)
"and tell these men that their camels have been stolen."
Ishtar (1987)
"Hm?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Pardon, I don't--"
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"tell this bunch, on the other side of the truck,"
Ishtar (1987)
"What was I supposed to say again? Do it!"
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"Oh, come on!"
Ishtar (1987)
"They understood everything."
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"Some say, ''Oh, my God.'' Still others say, '' But I just saw my camel. He was fine.''"
Ishtar (1987)
"Still others say, ''What did he say?''"
Ishtar (1987)
"I'm sorry, old man, but a translator who speaks all Berber dialect and English but no Arabic?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, no. They don't seem to think so."
Ishtar (1987)
"tell these wallahs that our weapons come straight from the Saharawi desert."
Ishtar (1987)
"Tell them the Americans give the Ishtari new weapons,"
Ishtar (1987)
"but these are better because they've already been tested in battle."
Ishtar (1987)
"Keep hitting the '' used is better than new'' idea."
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"Used is better than new. Yeah. They'll buy it. Go on, sell them."
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, they say they could hardly believe their ears."
Ishtar (1987)
"Do you really expect them to swallow such nach-nach."
Ishtar (1987)
"Still others just shrug and question your sanity."
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"First the camels and then this."
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"Tough crew, eh? Oh, very tough. Berbers."
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"Now what?"
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"They wonder when the water will be passed."
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"Wonder when the water will be passed?"
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"Screw the water!"
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"We're not selling water! Start the bidding!"
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"Five? Five? Five?"
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"This one! Tell them about this one!"
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"Tell him 8,000."
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"He's got it. ls that 12? Let him have it."
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"Here, here."
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"How's your foot? Good, good. Better, thanks."
Ishtar (1987)
"011-401, this is Circuit-breaker."
Ishtar (1987)
"Come in, 011-401."
Ishtar (1987)
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