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Clips from Ishtar (1987)

"Please be seated. Thanks for your overwhelming hospitality."
Ishtar (1987)
"No, no. Just tell him l wanna buy a blind camel."
Ishtar (1987)
"What? I am shocked and saddened. Who were they?"
Ishtar (1987)
"What? I am shocked and saddened. Who were they? A little while ago, your men tried to kill two Americans in Marrakech."
Ishtar (1987)
"Soon, their escape will be called a miracle! They're pawns."
Ishtar (1987)
"l gave you my passport. l carried all your stuff out of Ishtar."
Ishtar (1987)
"My God. Oh, my God."
Ishtar (1987)
"Sorry, I can't talk that accent. ls this a hotel?"
Ishtar (1987)
"l packed them the night he was killed."
Ishtar (1987)
"No kidding? Does the ClA know this?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Promise me you will keep my secret without trying to understand it?"
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"Perhaps..."
Ishtar (1987)
"Huh?"
Ishtar (1987)
"What the hell's the matter with him? ls he blind?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, forget it. What's done is done."
Ishtar (1987)
"Uh, Lyle. l own a blind camel."
Ishtar (1987)
"l think you're right. Give me that scarf."
Ishtar (1987)
"But the main thing is to get you out of town before you're recognised."
Ishtar (1987)
"l'd like to go over the Shirra Assel situation with you."
Ishtar (1987)
"Southeast."
Ishtar (1987)
"If he talks, we'll all be dead by tomorrow. And our families."
Ishtar (1987)
"Wait until night, and then follow the beads back."
Ishtar (1987)
"We use it basically to track with."
Ishtar (1987)
"Your necklace is too heavy?"
Ishtar (1987)
"No, I'm making a trail. That's what they do when they come out here."
Ishtar (1987)
"Why? What happens in 48 minutes? We run out of water."
Ishtar (1987)
"Here, I'll give you a boost."
Ishtar (1987)
"Do not turn around. Take those."
Ishtar (1987)
"No. The camel's blind."
Ishtar (1987)
"Shoo! Shoo!"
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"They thought you were dead. You mean they're here on spec?"
Ishtar (1987)
"I think it's very important not to let yourself get too run down when you come out here."
Ishtar (1987)
"All right. ls this--? ls this the oasis?"
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"You can't miss it. Who told you that?"
Ishtar (1987)
"So what? We're gonna be back in Shali Benamali in a little while."
Ishtar (1987)
"To the beads. To the beads."
Ishtar (1987)
"and promise the Shiites that if they rise up, the Emir will fall as prophesied."
Ishtar (1987)
"By the time we are asked to produce it, Ishtar will be ours."
Ishtar (1987)
"Chuck!"
Ishtar (1987)
"and let out that you don't have the map."
Ishtar (1987)
"Shit! Oh, yes. Well, well, well."
Ishtar (1987)
"It's getting nippy."
Ishtar (1987)
"They're gonna call Marty, word's gonna get out. We will never get another booking."
Ishtar (1987)
"That money is for us. That money is for the both--"
Ishtar (1987)
"Yeah. And I suppose you don't know what her name is?"
Ishtar (1987)
"What are you crying about? Cry?"
Ishtar (1987)
"A piece of sand blew in my eye? What does this mean?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Don't do that. Hey. Huh?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Lyle."
Ishtar (1987)
"Are you listening to me? Uh-huh."
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, my God! What?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! We're gonna miss our show! Oh, no!"
Ishtar (1987)
"You're blaming me? Yes, I am!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Are you the auctioneer? Yes."
Ishtar (1987)
"You're not selling water to some schmuck in Ponder, Texas! This is the Hawk talking!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Hakir."
Ishtar (1987)
"Even as you come here to trade, my sahkaro sent me there."
Ishtar (1987)
"l speak no Arabic. l am a Berber from the north of here."
Ishtar (1987)
"With your eyes closed, and no gestures of any kind,"
Ishtar (1987)
"you saw their camels being stolen, huh?"
Ishtar (1987)
"They understood something. l don't believe it."
Ishtar (1987)
"l don't believe it. This man is a fake."
Ishtar (1987)
"Hakir, look..."
Ishtar (1987)
"Here's our boy. His name is Hakir."
Ishtar (1987)
"Six? I got six? I got six!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Twelve thousand."
Ishtar (1987)
"Jim, you called it. Hasn't moved in almost 20 minutes."
Ishtar (1987)
"Let's go. Chopper, come here! Come here! Let's get the hell out of here! They don't look dead to me."
Ishtar (1987)
"We've been sighted. Let them go."
Ishtar (1987)
"Yeah, but we got these. I bet you these babies are worth a couple of canteens."
Ishtar (1987)
"Lyle, that chopper was looking for us. I'll bet you anything."
Ishtar (1987)
"We have 25,000 American advisers."
Ishtar (1987)
"Come in, 011-401. 011-401, this is Circuit-breaker."
Ishtar (1987)
"Hey... What?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Are they poor? Well, sure Good rhyme."
Ishtar (1987)
"Right on schedule."
Ishtar (1987)
"Look at the upside. We're not living lives of quiet desperation."
Ishtar (1987)
"in terms of the sun. I'm not depressed anymore. it shows you where you are"
Ishtar (1987)
"It is a map. Well, yeah!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, you mean, the map that could cost us Ishtar and enflame the Middle East?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, boy, she must've gone through a lot if she found out about that wind."
Ishtar (1987)
"It has to be official!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Come in as low as you can. They'll hold still for you."
Ishtar (1987)
"He's just riding shotgun in case there's trouble."
Ishtar (1987)
"Run! Run!"
Ishtar (1987)
"What's happening? Run, smuck! They're trying to kill us!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Oh, my God! I don't believe this is happening."
Ishtar (1987)
"No one's gonna measure whether the guy who shot them was 6 foot or 16!"
Ishtar (1987)
"What the--? Jesus Christ! They're firing at us!"
Ishtar (1987)
"It's not the real lining. Someone sewed it in."
Ishtar (1987)
"We're trying to save your ass! Move! Move!"
Ishtar (1987)
"He'd rather just sit there than move!"
Ishtar (1987)
"What's that? This one? Right there. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
Ishtar (1987)
"I read you."
Ishtar (1987)
"Don't shoot! It's me, your guide. Abdul!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Holy shit!"
Ishtar (1987)
"The jeep stopped. Shit."
Ishtar (1987)
"You stay with the machine gun."
Ishtar (1987)
"They're gonna come back and kill us."
Ishtar (1987)
"but we need our own men here because if anything happens to them,"
Ishtar (1987)
"Tell him... No, no, no, don't tell him that. Tell him, General, we've found the map."
Ishtar (1987)
"Do you know how to use a grenade launcher?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Encore!"
Ishtar (1987)
"Can you believe this? Huh?"
Ishtar (1987)
"Make that two. Don't drink bourbon."
Ishtar (1987)
"I'm not, Lyle. You are the kind of guy I thought you were."
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"I've never thought of it that way. Yes."
Ishtar (1987)
"A blind camel. He will contact me."
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"Your Excellency."
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"There's two canteens and a compass in here."
Ishtar (1987)
"You're blaming me? Yes, I am! What have you done? What have I done?"
Ishtar (1987)
"No, it is better to kill two men than two hundred."
Ishtar (1987)
"l have no one to protect me."
Ishtar (1987)
"Telling the truth-- Telling the truth is a scary..."
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"Yeah."
Ishtar (1987)
"The thing is, Marty, we've been living off our savings while we've been working on our act. We don't have another routine to change to."
Ishtar (1987)
"Now say ''sh'' and ''muck'' together real fast."
Ishtar (1987)
"and I've been fooling myself."
Ishtar (1987)
"Hey! Get over here! Shoot me!"
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