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Clips from King of the Hill - Tankin' It to the Streets (S06E06)

"-Yep. -Yep."
King of the Hill
"All I do is cut hair."
King of the Hill
"Oh, give yourself a break, Bill. You do more than cut hair."
King of the Hill
"[tires screeching]"
King of the Hill
"sliced bananas and gummy bears."
King of the Hill
"That weighs exactly 8.3 ounces."
King of the Hill
"Better luck next time."
King of the Hill
"I think he caught the sun's reflection off my grenade launcher."
King of the Hill
"Hey, another good way to avoid snipers--"
King of the Hill
"-Permission to stop clipping, sir. -Denied."
King of the Hill
"Okay, Sergeant Dauterive, it's carpal tunnel syndrome."
King of the Hill
"I mean real soldiers. I mean...."
King of the Hill
"Just the stuff I did myself."
King of the Hill
"-ls he right, Hank? -Has he ever been right, Bill?"
King of the Hill
"If you want to know what was under that black marker..."
King of the Hill
"Half an ounce. Not even close."
King of the Hill
"I did not pull you out of school to give me lip."
King of the Hill
"I was right."
King of the Hill
"Now, Hank, what progress have you made on obtaining Bill's personnel file?"
King of the Hill
"They called it ""Operation lnfinite Walrus."""
King of the Hill
"and create the ability to undertake long periods of hibernation."
King of the Hill
"It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent."
King of the Hill
"[whines]"
King of the Hill
"Mama, look what they did to your baby boy."
King of the Hill
"Fat, drunk, hairy, Army guinea pig coming through!"
King of the Hill
"Yes! It's all coming together, Hank."
King of the Hill
"What the...."
King of the Hill
"The Army found out I looked at their files."
King of the Hill
"I'll be in the safe room. Don't let them take you alive, dear."
King of the Hill
"[sighs]"
King of the Hill
"and I don't want to second-guess your tactics. But are you in distress?"
King of the Hill
"It's Bill. He's soused to the gills."
King of the Hill
"It's only Bill? I scalded off my fingerprints for nothing?"
King of the Hill
"No! We can't tell the Army Bill stole a tank."
King of the Hill
"They'll tell their superiors at America Online and he'll be dead..."
King of the Hill
"It's got 1200 horsepower, man!"
King of the Hill
"Not so fast, Boomhauer."
King of the Hill
"I've been driving bobtail trucks at Strickland for two decades."
King of the Hill
"took a correspondence course in Russian..."
King of the Hill
"-Have you, Hank? Putin? -All right, all right."
King of the Hill
"[exclaiming] I can't fall asleep with all this excitement."
King of the Hill
"Then l...."
King of the Hill
"[speaking Russian]"
King of the Hill
"I think I know how to handle a tank."
King of the Hill
"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"[car alarm wailing]"
King of the Hill
"[moans]"
King of the Hill
"aid hair like Roger Daltrey,"
King of the Hill
"I sigied up for the armored divisioi aid I waited to be a taik driver,"
King of the Hill
"aid a smooth back,"
King of the Hill
"They're just hidden inside the government's bloated, lazy body."
King of the Hill
"Or that your breath always stinks like rotting garbage."
King of the Hill
"My breath smells?"
King of the Hill
"well, Bill, your breath stinks."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, man. I'll tell you something else, man."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. But don't take it personally."
King of the Hill
"-You see, it's-- -Not my fault!"
King of the Hill
"10.1 ounces."
King of the Hill
"The cup. Of course, the cup."
King of the Hill
"Peggy, you genius."
King of the Hill
"Just like I always knew I'd live close to Hank."
King of the Hill
"[police siren wailing]"
King of the Hill
"Are you questioning my authority?"
King of the Hill
"-No, sir. -I did not think so!"
King of the Hill
"That's live artillery. Bill, where the hell are we?"
King of the Hill
"(Dale) Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."
King of the Hill
"Oh, God. They must think we're a target tank. What do we do?"
King of the Hill
"Sir, how do you want your sideburns? No, wait. That doesn't apply."
King of the Hill
"Incoming! Coming back in."
King of the Hill
"It's safer in here in my armor-plated womb."
King of the Hill
"No wonder he's an ignoranus."
King of the Hill
"That was the name of the drug they gave him. ""Placebo."""
King of the Hill
"I'll flash the high beams so they know we're all in here."
King of the Hill
"It must be a drone. They said to be ready for anything."
King of the Hill
"All right. Just calm down."
King of the Hill
"You guys go out the escape hatch..."
King of the Hill
"and I'll drive the tank away to draw their fire."
King of the Hill
"and then I'll jump out, too."
King of the Hill
"and one ltalian maraschino cherry, no stem."
King of the Hill
"[weeping] like a big old stuffed teddy bear."
King of the Hill
"[all sobbing] Yeah, man, dang old Bill, man."
King of the Hill
"Bill? You're alive."
King of the Hill
"-Yep. -Yep."
King of the Hill
"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"How does it look?"
King of the Hill
"It's too short, uneven..."
King of the Hill
"Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org"
King of the Hill
"Yep."
King of the Hill
"That's your CH-47D Chinook helicopter."
King of the Hill
"We're having war games this week."
King of the Hill
"They won't let me play."
King of the Hill
"I'm just an Army barber."
King of the Hill
"I'm doing north of 85 heads a day."
King of the Hill
"My wrist hurts so much, I can barely open my beer."
King of the Hill
"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"You also straighten out magazines and empty ashtrays."
King of the Hill
"Don't listen to him."
King of the Hill
"You're a very important cog in the military machine."
King of the Hill
"They'd be at a marked disadvantage, I tell you what."
King of the Hill
"Hey, hillbillies, look at my new SUV!"
King of the Hill
"This baby's so huge..."
King of the Hill
"if I crash into your puny pickup, you get flat like pancake."
King of the Hill
"[chuckles]"
King of the Hill
"Where are you gonna keep it, smart guy? It doesn't even fit in your garage."
King of the Hill
"Kiss my ass."
King of the Hill
"Easy on the ice cream, Bobby. It's sold by weight."
King of the Hill
"All toppings. More bang for the buck."
King of the Hill
"Care to guess the weight of your sundae? Get it right, it's free."
King of the Hill
"Okay. I have two scoops of ice cream, low-fat, not that I need it..."
King of the Hill
"Close. 4.5 ounces."
King of the Hill
"Eat this. I'm going again."
King of the Hill
"I'm dead. Sniper tagged me with his laser."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. Anything shiny is a sure giveaway."
King of the Hill
"If I got to fight in the war games..."
King of the Hill
"I'd tar my head just in case my helmet fell off."
King of the Hill
"not blowing things dry."
King of the Hill
"Oh."
King of the Hill
"Sorry."
King of the Hill
"[yells]"
King of the Hill
"My wrist."
King of the Hill
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