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Clips from King of the Hill - Yankee Hankee (S05E05)

"Well, I guess that's a relief."
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"At least I can keep loving my mom. Let me take a look."
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""Place of birth: New York, New York?""
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"[Hank screaming]"
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"Yeah. Worst $50 I ever spent."
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"Could've got me a matching pair of Chinese babies for $10."
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"Hank!"
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"I always knew the day would come..."
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"when I'd have to tell you the whole sad story."
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"Maybe it was my fault for loving your mother so much..."
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"COTTON: Tillie had always wanted to see New York City."
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"Well, you weren't due for another few weeks..."
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"so I bought Tillie a fancy new maternity dress..."
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"and took her to the Rainbow Room."
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"A place as romantic as it was expensive."
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"How your mama loved to dance!"
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"Maybe I dipped he! too hard or maybe Old Blue Eyes greased the rail."
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"Three days later we took a premature bundle of you..."
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"back to Texas."
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"Don't thank me. Thank your mother."
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"No. I mean, don't mention anything to her."
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"It'd kill her if she knew you found out."
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"I mean that other thing."
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"Peggy, being born in New York makes me no better than Tony Randall."
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"I didn't marry you right away. Believe me, I had to pray on it."
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"Maybe you should have opened your eyes and then your Bible, Hank."
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""Red and yellow, black and white..."
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""we are all precious in His sight.""
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"Well, Sodom is in there, Hank, and Gomorrah."
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"And they are New York as all get out."
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"Yep."
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"- Hank, should I? - Shut up, Dale."
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"Boy, you New Yorkers really are rude!"
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"About where you're from?"
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"- I'm from New York. - Get out!"
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"I always knew I had a little New York in me."
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"Now I know where it came from."
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"Did you meet Woody Allen and hang out in the Village?"
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"I left when I was three days old, okay?"
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"Erwin, get in here and give me a hand."
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"I ain't getting in no damn hole until I'm dead."
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"Kill, Topsy, kill!"
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"Damn it, Dale!"
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"RADIO JOCKEY: This is for the $20 gift certificate to the Arroyo Diner."
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"Now, what is the name of the 50-foot-tall cowboy..."
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"that greets visitors to the Texas State Fair?"
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"That's easy. it's..."
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"I know this. Dang it!"
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"CALLER: Is it Big Tex? RADIO JOCKEY: That's right."
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"Big Tex."
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"Go back to New York!"
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"I can't even drive like a Texan anymore, Peggy."
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"You just need what Mom likes to call closure."
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"I think we should all go to New York."
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"The only closure I need is of your mouth, mister."
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"TILLIE: Hello."
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"I wanted to say something, but I didn't want to hurt you."
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"Don't pretend you were looking out for me."
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"You and your romantic getaway to the Big Rotten Apple."
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"Wait! Cotton's trying to pin this on me?"
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"Your father dragged me pregnant to New York."
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"Then he dragged me to a baseball game at Yankee Stadium."
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"A glass of water?"
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"Suck on a pebble and keep looking storked out."
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"You're our ticket through the police line."
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"on your unofficial visit."
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"Now they're gonna have to carry you out on a seventh-inning stretcher."
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"[Tillie groaning]"
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"Woman with fetus coming through!"
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"Have a cigar, you weak-chinned Cuban son of a bitch!"
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"Get down!"
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"The baby's coming!"
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"No, not now, woman. Hold it in."
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"Let's go!"
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"[Baby Hank crying]"
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"I was born in the ladies' room at Yankee Stadium?"
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"we rendezvous in San Antonio with one Jorge Lopez."
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"How are we gonna get to San Antonio? We can't all fit in your Cadillac car."
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"I guess I could take a few people in my Cadillac car..."
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"but I don't wanna."
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"Remember how the cops tracked you down when you hit that fire hydrant?"
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"We're hitting more than a fire hydrant this time!"
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"I know the truth, Dad. Mom told me everything."
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"It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck..."
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"No, no more lies. I loved that bagel."
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"Go to hell!"
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"I spent these last 40 years..."
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"tearing myself up for letting my first son..."
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"be born outside Texas."
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"- Are you apologizing? - I think you deserve one."
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"and do it all over again in Texas, I would."
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"Tell you what, Hank, let me make it up to you."
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"We'll go out tonight, raise some hell. We'll make you one of us, a real Texan."
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"Come on, Hank. All I'm asking for is a second chance."
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"That's nice. Now, give me the gun."
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"to San Antonio by midnight and pick up Lopez."
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"- Now, who's Lopez? - Yeah, well..."
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"How's this? Lopez's is the best barbecue take-out in the state."
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"Boy, that's a lot of knives and flares and stuff for..."
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"what, exactly?"
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"You go into Lopez's dressed like a commando, you get half off."
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"Barbecue at midnight?"
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Good luck finding that in Manhattan."
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"There's another Texas plate. Hank, take a drink."
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"I'd just like to tell Buck Strickland to kiss off."
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"The Alamo!"
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"Hank, every Texan ought to have his picture taken in front of the Alamo."
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"Make you look like a real Texan."
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"Huh?"
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"Topsy, get the rope."
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"Okay, now I do know too much."
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"You got me a genuine Texas lasso..."
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"I tell you, Dad, just when I think I've got you figured out..."
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"For a New Yorker you ain't got much street smarts."
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"I'm not a New Yorker. I became a Texan when I ate the worm."
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"You didn't chew it. And you ain't a Texan."
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"- You're a patsy from New York. - Patsy?"
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"But the point of this whole trip was to leave me drunk and Texan."
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"The point of tonight is to kill Castro, and bring back his chin pelt."
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