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Clips from King of the Hill - Yankee Hankee (S05E05)

"All this was about trying to frame me?"
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"You won't fry for it. We're just covering our own tracks."
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"Who'd believe you'd be man enough to kill Castro?"
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"For God's sake, you're not even supposed to drive at night."
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"Lopez, take his clothes. Stinky, throw him over the fence."
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"41 years old and I didn't see it coming."
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"[Man whooping]"
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"I've got to hide my nudity."
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"Hello? Anyone here?"
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"New York?"
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""They were born across America but they died Texas heroes.""
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"Why am I wearing the hat?"
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"- It's starting to drizzle. - Suck it up, Stinky."
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"It rained for 17 days straight at Guadalcanal."
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"- Didn't hear you complain then. - I complained a lot."
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"It's Little Miss New York."
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"but I'm not about to be your patsy."
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"You don't have what it takes to stop me. Do it, Topsy."
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"Old-guy breath."
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"All right. Prepare to cast off."
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"You know, Colonel, your boy should have come up by now."
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"What? All right. Stinky, you'd better get him."
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"All right, Dad, it's over."
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"I've got your spark plugs, so you're not going anywhere."
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"We don't need spark plugs. We'll row to Cuba."
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"Well, that's how they get here."
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"Christ, I'm hungry."
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"I'm gonna finish that son of a bitch lighthouse."
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"Then I'll pose as a beautiful female plumber."
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"And then when a toilet clogs in the presidential palace..."
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"I just wanted to kill Castro."
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"- Take your hands off me, you gutter slut. - Daddy."
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"So you were reborn in Texas which means you are now a native Texan."
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"No, I'm not a native Texan, I'm just a Texan."
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"And I am a Texan, too."
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"I don't remember seeing any Montana flag at the Alamo."
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"Well, it wasn't a state yet."
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"Fine. Everybody's a Texan. Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan."
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"Your birth certificate?"
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"Is that a kiwi in there?"
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"Adopted?"
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"or Chris."
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"I'm gonna need your social."
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"Hank, are you standing on the cable?"
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"Next thing I know we're trying to keep you from making your debut on Broadway."
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"I never told you because I didn't think you were man enough to handle it."
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"Well, maybe it should."
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"No, we did that. We did the hell out of that."
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"- Yep. - Yep."
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"I think my truck might be too much vehicle for me."
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"[TILLIE: It was unseasonably warm that day, and all] wanted was..."
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"COTTON: Well, Fidel, you should have stayed in Washington..."
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"So, the pig squealed?"
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"You know, this is the first time we've gone shooting together..."
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"Would you be in it with me, Dad?"
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"What the..."
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"Thanks for the lift. I don't normally hitchhike."
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"That's enough, Dad."
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"Hell, I'll swim to Cuba with this wrench between my teeth."
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"Hank, informed sources tell me that you were dead in the water..."
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"Now, Hank, if being born here is so important..."
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"That's right."
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"[Rustling]"
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"I'd swear they were in some kind of conspiracy."
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"[G.H. crying]"
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"And we can all goes in your truck."
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"Hey, this isn't a lasso, it's clothesline."
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"and then you came back to life."
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"you were adopted?"
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"Hey!"
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"Never mind."
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"If I didn't know those two hadn't spoken in four years..."
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"How do I even know that's my name?"
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"- I don't care where you're from. - Thank you, Hank."
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"Not being born in Texas, you weren't!"
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"Hank, close your eyes and put out your hands."
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"I know, Dad. I know."
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""Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, New York.""
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"Well, a real Texas man's night out."
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"Now what does a newspaper have to--"
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"- That's Lopez? - He knows too much."
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"Hello?"
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"that you haven't humiliated me."
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"First we got to figure out the direction of the wind."
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"Before we sue the Landry estate for child support..."
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"back when she was still worth loving."
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"She heard about it at the beauty parlor."
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"[Water running]"
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"I think it's time we finally completed our mission."
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"Wait a second."
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"You were looking out for you."
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"[Tillie screaming in pain]"
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"And at midnight..."
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"Yeah, and this here, too."
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"Dad, you can't kill Castro."
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"HANK: Stop!"
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"- Keep moving. - Yeah. Hold on."
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"I may be your son, I can't change that..."
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"Fine, you sissy girls, I'll do the job myself."
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"I don't mean that."
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"Topsy, remember that thing we said we were gonna do but never did?"
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