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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Sex, Lies and Videotape (S04E04)

"It's Superman."
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
"Thank you very much for this generous reception."
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"I have spent millions of dollars rehabilitating my image..."
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"...building shelters for the homeless, feeding the poor, stuff like that."
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"We've been over this. Mr. Wonderful cannot be that perfect..."
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"- I didn't mean anything by it, really. - That's okay, Johnson."
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"What kind of welcome home did you have in mind, exactly?"
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"The break came when the United Nations asked Superman..."
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"Oh, great. He's gonna stop a war now. I think I'm gonna puke."
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"That's it? He's giving her an interview. Big deal."
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"Come over to my elevator. I'll show you something."
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"No, wait. Watch their body language."
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"Lois Lane has had virtually every exclusive with Superman..."
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"...since he flew in four years ago."
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"He's got a plan where he can get both sides to disclose..."
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"...and they'll have to talk peace. I like it."
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"- What do I get? - How about two days..."
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"...and two nights up in the mountains at Chateau Roberge?"
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"- What's that? - What's what?"
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"Okay."
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"...we are extremely excited about your proposed article on our chateau. ""
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"- I'll cancel the reservations. - No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait."
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"That husband of yours, he's quite a hunk, isn't he?"
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"Okay, sure. We'll talk later, okay?"
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"- Isn't it nice? - Very nice."
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"No, it was nothing."
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"Right, Superman. And within seconds, they were sucking face..."
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"Taxi! Sorry."
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"I'll get it developed right away."
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"Bye."
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"Barry Dunning, live at the scene of the crime..."
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"Okay, so this skirt doesn't go with this blouse."
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"- And Superman. - Guys, let me just be the first to say..."
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"- Sorry. On your team, 100 percent. - Lois, Clark."
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"In my office."
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"- Chief, first of all, I want you to know... - I don't believe a word of it, Lois."
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"I've never seen two people so in love."
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"The fellas upstairs are breathing down my neck to clean up this mess."
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"It's even on the Internet."
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"This is fabulous. And for the first time, one of our stories is actually authentic."
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"We don't need kryptonite to destroy Superman."
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"We've got the most powerful weapon ever invented: A scandal."
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"Then how can our children take morality seriously..."
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"- Is that the point you're making, Father? - Exactly. The consequences could be..."
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"I used to look up to Lois Lane."
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"- Poor Clark Kent. - I think it's awesome!"
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"Something like this doesn't just happen by accident."
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"Well, either way..."
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"It's uncredited, which is suspicious considering all the notoriety it's gotten."
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"You'd think this photographer would be all over the TV circuit by now..."
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"I'm suggesting we do whatever it takes to get to who's trying to get at us..."
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"Lois, this whole thing is our fault."
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"We've forgotten that there's not just two people in this marriage, there are three."
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"You, me and Superman."
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"We're so used to the suit being a disguise, honey."
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"War appears inevitable now."
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"- Tension is high... - I don 't believe in Superman anymore."
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"Meet the twins who claim..."
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"The ladies in the steno pool are using a picture of Superman as a dart board."
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"Half of me gets fudge, the other half gets darts thrown at him."
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"With peace talks broken down because of the Superman scandal..."
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"You're a disgrace to legitimate reporters like Clark and myself."
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"Forgive my bluntness, Mr. Goode, but I am a suspicious man by nature."
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"He told me he'd be here. Maybe Lois Lane got tickets to Cats or something."
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"Gentlemen, it looks as though we've been disappointed yet again."
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"I would be more than happy to shepherd you through these talks, if you'll allow it."
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"Peace is built on the cornerstone of trust, Superman."
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"No, my friend, those lives depend on you."
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"I mean, what in the world could it be? I mean, after all, it is authentic."
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"So, what do we do?"
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"- Was he faster than a speeding bullet? - I beg your pardon!"
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"- Jonathan, Martha, what are you doing? - Clark said you two wanted to talk to us."
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"- He did? - I just flew them here, Lois."
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"To say about what?"
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"That Superman cannot be having an affair with Clark Kent's wife..."
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"...let alone continue as a reporter. She'll just become Superman's wife."
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"...what he stands for."
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"If that's the case, then you're making a mistake."
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"And I will protect it, Lois."
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"All right, fine."
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"I'm trying to find the name of a passenger..."
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"...who might've flown to Chateau Roberge and back to Metropolis overnight."
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"Jimmy, we're running out of time."
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"His invoices are addressed to Goode International. Randy Goode?"
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"Now, watch this."
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"It looks like they created a texture map from these photos."
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"...designate the area to be scanned."
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"Instant scandal."
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"Before what's too late?"
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"No! Put me down!"
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"- You. - Okay, so you're not my idol."
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"...killing them both. - They're meeting in your office."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a mythic hero to destroy..."
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"...and you have a plane to catch. Nighty-night."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the press conference..."
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"...and show my support for Superman."
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"Warning. You have activated the pressure-sensitive triggering system."
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"Charades. Okay."
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"Guns?"
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"Trigger?"
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"Third word. Gesundheit?"
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"You're sneezing. Sneezing? Sneezes?"
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"Now, let's at least give Superman a chance here."
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"Trigger also blows up peace talks."
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"Wait, an ultrasonic signal. That must be their triggering mechanism."
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"Me on the boat, and you dragging behind it."
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"- What faked photograph? - Lois!"
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"- Oops. - "Oops"? What do you mean, "oops"?"
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"Officers, do you mind taking them? I have a statement to make."
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""Oops"? What does "oops" mean? The photo was a fake?"
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"- What are you gonna say? - I'm gonna tell the truth, Lois."
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"...that I have always stood for truth, above all else."
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"...no."
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"I am not having, nor have I ever had, an illicit affair with Lois Lane."
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"- Did anyone see you? - No. Absolutely not."
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"I mean, I answered the questions they asked me truthfully."
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"And in this instance, it was the right thing to do."
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"Okay."
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"Wow, look at this turnout."
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"It's not every day someone from Metropolis wins International Peace Prize."
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