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Clips from GLOW - The Wrath of Kuntar (S01E01)

"- Yeah, that sells it. - [Bash] Now it makes sense."
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"I can't see. [chuckles]"
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"Olympic..."
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"who loves America."
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"I'm Liberty Belle."
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"I'm Liberty Belle."
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"She seemed more all-American."
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"Just... We're..."
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"I am Vicky Viking."
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"Men... walk in fear"
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"And though I am only moderately attractive..."
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"than the Homewrecker."
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"Who do you think you are?"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Oh."
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"You were supposed to drop the dog off on Tuesday."
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"- This is getting ridiculous. - I've been busy."
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"- Can I have Lenny, please? - No, you can't."
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"- Why not? - Because he's dead."
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"He got hit by a car, a Saab, and I just didn't have time to call you."
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"But, uh, I have the number of the woman that hit him,"
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"[Carolyn] Hey, boy. Oh."
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"Just me all chained up and drooling and..."
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"and lobotomized with my balls cut off."
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"I did before I married you!"
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"But there's one ball you can't castrate."
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"- [typewriter clacking] - [Sam] Those balls are just..."
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"balls."
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"signs the picture."
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"And he says, "It's a good thing Bonzo is a Democrat,"
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"otherwise he'd have won the nomination.""
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"[crowd laughing]"
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"Ladies, hi."
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"Just know that he's the one writing your checks, so, be nice."
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"I don't like to talk about money, okay? I'm a patron of the arts."
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"And wrestling is an art, despite my mother's opinion,"
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"Yeah, I... I... I came back early. Loving the casting!"
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"Even Miss Serious over here. [chuckles]"
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"So, what moves have you guys learned?"
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"We've been learning to fall on our backs without hurting ourselves."
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"And pain faces."
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"What... what about powerbombs? Or DDTs?"
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"Salty's famous for his DDTs. Where is Salty, by the way?"
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"Yeah, yeah, Bash, Salty didn't work out."
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"Cherry's our new wrestling coach now."
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"Yeah. All right, anyway, fans are gonna tune in for the moves,"
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"but they're not gonna stay tuned in unless we give them what, ladies?"
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"- Blood. - Tits!"
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"- Storytelling. Storytelling. - Oh."
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"I only made ten copies, so, we have to share 'em."
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"Yes! Anything you need."
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"Uh, yeah. I need you to read stage directions."
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""The year is 1999."
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"Nuclear war has reduced the Earth to a smoking ruin."
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"Lost tribes of women wander the land"
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"scavenging for water, food and an even scarcer resource,"
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"[women cheer]"
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"- [Bash grunts] - Welcome to the ultimate catfight."
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"Welcome to the world of GLOW.""
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"[women cheering]"
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""Suddenly, a wall collapses, and in strides the Leather Virgin,"
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"a nomadic road warrior whose tough-as-nails persona"
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"conceals a deep well of passion and virginity.""
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"That's no concern of yours."
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"The only thing you need to know is that I am ready to fight."
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""Ogress, a giant half-cyborg, half-woman, enters.""
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"Uh-oh."
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"Me Ogress. You die now."
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"All right, now the next part's just wrestling."
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"Then cut to commercial, and then act two."
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"Men are real."
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"We can restore the world to the way it was before the war and women's lib."
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"- [in raspy voice] Men? Who needs men? - [in raspy voice] We are lesbian mutants."
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"- [Dawn] We worship only... - [Dawn and Stacey] ...the Goddess!"
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"Wail, wail, wail."
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"[Sam] Oh, come on. You want the job? Wail in agony."
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"[wails]"
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"[Arthie] The men never died."
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"[Debbie] Who?"
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"- Koontar, the Man-Eater... - [Sam] "Kunt-tar.""
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"It's a dead end."
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"[Ruth] "Boom! A massive explosion shakes the walls of the Uterus Cave."
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"In walks Koontar.""
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""Kuntar.""
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"Okay. "Kuntar, a vision of hideousness.""
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"I am Kuntar!"
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"Good God. She's even more disgusting than they described her."
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"Oh, come on. Stick to the script."
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"Actually, know what? Maybe we should take a break."
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"- We're almost at the end. - I have a big monologue coming up."
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"- I could use a break. - Me, too."
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"Oh."
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"All right, all right. Let's take five."
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"[Rhonda] Do it right."
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"[women chattering]"
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"And you can be honest with me."
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"There is..."
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"A lot."
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"Well, you hired me to, you know, do a different kind of wrestling show."
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"- So, I, you know... - Mission accomplished."
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"[Bash sighs]"
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"You know what? Let's take the rest of the day off."
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"- Have some drinks. - Drinks? I..."
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"Yeah, let's not... Let's have a welcome party."
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"You know? We're all new. Let's get to know each other."
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"Who wants to go to Malibu? Huh?"
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"- [Jenny] I could go. I could go. - Debbie. My new friend. Hey."
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"[women sigh]"
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"- [Bash] Let's fly, all right? - [Jenny] Go have fun."
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"Hey, hey, Florian! We're throwing a party!"
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"That's my butler. He gets nervous when I don't give him notice!"
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"Oh!"
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"to go home and work on my lines."
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"You know, see if I can get off-book by tomorrow?"
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"- It's a party. Don't overthink it. - Last time I went to a party with Debbie,"
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"- [Jenny] Melrose, can we all fit? - Oh, no, are you kidding?"
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"Guys, I've had ten strippers and a baby pool in this puppy."
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"Cram your asses in here!"
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"[Melrose] Come on, get in."
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