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Clips from GLOW - The Wrath of Kuntar (S01E01)

"I'll ride with you."
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"- [sighs] You don't have to. - I know."
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"It's that one, right?"
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"[Cherry] Hey."
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"What do you mean?"
GLOW
"In your jerk-off space opera. You didn't write me a part."
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"I trained these girls all fucking week."
GLOW
"Fine."
GLOW
"[Justine] There wasn't room in the limo, and I don't have a car."
GLOW
"Also, may I say that script was your best work since Blood Disco?"
GLOW
"It has the surrealist quality of your early works"
GLOW
"but with a more subversive message about the limitations of feminism"
GLOW
"Oh. You guys are here. Oh, my goodness."
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"Couch made by Picasso."
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"That one I... I made up."
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"The bowls are made of crystal. Real crystal, not like my mom's glass,"
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"- but she's like, "It's crystal." - What about the robot?"
GLOW
"Yeah, there's a robot, you know?"
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"Oh, it nodded. I love it. Hello!"
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"[Bash] So, not just caviar, but also fancy mustards or pâté."
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"- [Sheila] Beef stew? - We sell that."
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"- Pork? Venison? - Yep. Mm-hmm."
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"- Chicken of the sea. - We sell canned foods, so..."
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"Anything canned under the sun."
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"Mother, not so much."
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"I would love some."
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"My parents never let me eat sugary cereals as a kid."
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"- [Florian] Oh. Have as many as you like. - Mm, mm. Thank you."
GLOW
"So, this is your butler guy?"
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"[Bash] Oh, yeah, yeah. Flor is my secret weapon."
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"We met in third grade. Now he works for me."
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"I got plastic forks from Gelson's. So, we don't have to run the dishwasher."
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"- [new-wave music playing] - [women chattering]"
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"I know this sounds needy,"
GLOW
"but can you please never leave me alone at this party?"
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"- It that an "Asteroids" in a house? - We have "Caterpillar" in the master bath."
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"I have to use the restroom."
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"♪ Whiskey goes in the punch And rum also goes in the punch ♪"
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"♪ And we are out of pineapple rings ♪"
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"[over speakers] ♪ All right ♪"
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"Are you having fun?"
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"Just 'cause we're at a party doesn't mean we're at all okay."
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"- Seems like you could use a drink. - Yeah, fill me up, Flor."
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"Especially that final scene when you realize the meat grinder is in her vagina"
GLOW
"and the rapist starts to..."
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"So poetic, political, and just... [inhales sharply] punk rock, man."
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"You love his movies."
GLOW
"Oh, you're the director. Come in."
GLOW
"Where's Bash?"
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"- [singsong] You know what that means. - Fuck."
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"[Jenny laughing]"
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"This is my first Hollywood party."
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"♪ Too afraid to let you in ♪"
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"We're appreciating this piece of art."
GLOW
"- Can you give us a little alone time? - Oh, don't mind me."
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"I'm just hiding from Debbie."
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"I'll go."
GLOW
"Sam, I hired you to direct a wrestling show."
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"Which I came up with. It was my idea."
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"It was the seed of an idea."
GLOW
"but can you maybe also not do that? When I said I wanted something different,"
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"As in, almost the exact same thing, but with a bow in her hair."
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"Not set in the desert after a nuclear war."
GLOW
"Oh, okay. So, I see, you don't want story."
GLOW
"The Iron Sheik. Right? What's his story? Where does he come from?"
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"It doesn't matter. He just wears a head scarf and hates America."
GLOW
"We need to simplify."
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"All right, you hired me because I'm a professional."
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"two of which are taught in colleges."
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"I'm not some 25-year-old child who thinks he knows everything."
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"I need a drink."
GLOW
"How does it refill itself?"
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"Boop, boop, boop, boop. Yes!"
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"- Rhonda, down here. - Where are they?"
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"Do you see any baggies?"
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"- [Melrose] No, there's gotta be a... - Ahem."
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"Hey! What? No, we're not molesting your robot."
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"- What? - It kissed me, I didn't kiss it."
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"I got something even better for you to fondle."
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"- Is that a Bob Mackie gown? - [Bash] Uh, yeah."
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"- We drink, we smoke... - Yes."
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"...we dance, we get naked, then we put on these awesome costumes"
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"and the cycle repeats itself."
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"Why don't you tell the ladies there's a costume closet on the second floor?"
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"[Melrose squeals]"
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"Costume party! Get naked!"
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"[women whooping and laughing]"
GLOW
"Maybe these could help inspire you in your wrestling personas."
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"[Bash] That's right. Your wrestling personas."
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"- the slaver-pimp, wear fur? - Is that what the fur's telling you?"
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"- Go with what feels right. - Yes."
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"[laughs]"
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"I'm a heel. I'm the evil Ogress. I gotta find something to scare the kids."
GLOW
"No, no, no."
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"Kids are gonna love you."
GLOW
"You're not a serial killer."
GLOW
"Look at this face, huh? Look at that smile."
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"You're smiling all the time. No, we need..."
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"We need bright colors, fun. Oh, here. Here, try this on."
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"Here. I got this after I dropped acid and hiked up Machu Picchu."
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"I really thought I was gonna like this."
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"I thought I was gonna like... "Oh, Bob Mackie! I need that.""
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"We just gotta strip you down to your essence here."
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"Naked already?"
GLOW
"Wow."
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"You see me."
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"[slurring] I am raising a baby with someone I can't even talk to."
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"And if I leave him, where do I live?"
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"Do I live here with you?"
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"[chuckles]"
GLOW
"Why am I feeling guilty about leaving that asshole?"
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"And he's..."
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"What's the word? Stupid."
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"Flor... when you cheat on your wife..."
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"Lie to her, Flor."
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"Flor, I'm gonna sit down on the floor."
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"I feel like I'm losing my mind every 20 minutes."
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"Twenty minutes is..."
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"And I don't have anybody to talk to about it."
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"Oh."
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