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Clips from The Office - Work Bus (S09E09)

"My pleasure."
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"[High-pitched] Hi, I'm Pete."
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"We fail."
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"I'd like to take a solemn moment to remember Jerry,"
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"[Farting]"
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"Well, that's all, folks."
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"Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar."
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"Next time, do more fail-ier stuff, okay?"
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"What happened to that video I sent you?"
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"Oh, that wasn't-- that didn't work."
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"- Wait, let's see it. - Play it."
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"[Crowd cheering]"
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"Oh!"
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"[All clapping]"
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"That was not a fail."
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"That was actually a serious accident"
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"that could've resulted in severe bodily harm."
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"All: - Fail, fail, fail. - You're all failing right now."
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"Congratulations on your epic fail"
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"of the use of the word fail."
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"What's he measuring?"
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"This is between me and the management,"
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"[Gasps] Oh, my God!"
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"It stands for electromagnetic fields generally caused"
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"especially if poorly insulated."
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"Oh, the wires need insulation."
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"It's a wire, people. I'm not buying it a fur coat."
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"- Thank you. - You got it."
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"- I took in Philly, the side job. - Thank you."
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"And now, I just want to do something huge for her."
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"and they came lumbering over, and I was like, "wham!"
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"[Knocks at door]"
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"Um, it won't take a moment."
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"and it really has to happen now."
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"Fine, I will give you one minute--"
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"Oh, please, don't use the hourglass."
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"and no time will be added at the end,"
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"A baby what? A human?"
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"And the agency require character reference"
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"from my employer."
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"Oh."
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"You won't have to do anything."
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"Okay, and fall right into your plagiarism-entrapment scheme?"
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"Well, then, if I could just convince you that you--"
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"Time's up!"
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"Fine."
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"then, yeah, I'll sign that."
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"but mainstream studies are inconclusive.""
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"That means you can't make me do squat."
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"You better fix this."
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"and I ain't losing any more good parts."
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"You people don't realize what you're asking."
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"I'd have to rip open the walls."
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"I'd have to shut this place down for a week."
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"- Just do the tutorial. - You're the tutorial."
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"- You could be. - Mm-mm."
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"Getting my wife a week off from work."
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"So Creed is that dude's stepdad?"
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"Correct."
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"but I'm just going to say it; I'm nervous."
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"this is all going to cause."
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"- He's right. - What? Come on."
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"- I'm sorry. - I'm gonna grow a third arm."
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"to shell out for a huge repair job,"
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"Well, sorry, Lucky Jimbo,"
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"I can live very happily in a magnetic field."
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"Most of my childhood heroes got their powers that way."
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"Side effects of EMF include headaches--"
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"Had them all my life."
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"No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try, Jim."
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"Oof. Infertility."
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"[Scoffs] Yeah, right."
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"Ah, there's my popcorn. Can you just grab that for me?"
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"Keep your snacks on your side, Jim, idiot."
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"Some of these kernels have crowned."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm going to drive you up to the lake,"
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"give you a whole week on the water,"
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"Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way?"
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"You mean, "Laverne's Pies, Tires Fixed Also"? Yes."
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"A dozen different pies? 'Cause that means rhubarb."
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"Why would you say that?"
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"I meant four apple, four blueberry,"
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"I thought that was implied."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints,"
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"So..."
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"We will be leaving the office for one whole week."
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"It will arrive in one hour."
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"- What's this? - Oh!"
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"- What? - Bring it in."
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"Roll into the future with work bus."
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"Say good-bye to wasteful buildings."
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"These days, a mobile office"
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"isn't just for hotshot politicians."
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"a work bus"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oops. Sorry."
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"Lose weight."
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"I'm trying. Sorry."
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"Ah."
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"The Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare"
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"pre-adoption standard?"
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"No, I made some short lists, I had a couple of sleepovers,"
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"but I never managed to get in the end-zone."
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"Not lovable, maybe?"
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"Listen, I'm really struggling with this form."
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"But as you know the system, do you think maybe you could--"
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"Absolutely, I know exactly what they want to hear."
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"[Whispering] Just don't tell Andy because--"
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"- He hates me. - And--"
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"- Thinks I'm a monster. - That--"
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"- Should go back to Loch Ness."
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"Stretch. All right."
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"How many times do you need to take a stroll?"
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"I-- my legs cramp up, okay? It's a circulation issue."
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"All right, all right, gang."
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"Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face."
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"Just-- You good?"
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"It's okay."
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"You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest."
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