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Clips from The Office - Work Bus (S09E09)

"Oh, God!"
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"- Oh, oh, my God! - Okay--"
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"- Oh! - I'll get you a napkin."
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"You know what, it's fine. It's fine, let me just--"
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"Really? Smirking?"
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"What can I say? I love justice."
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"and now you're locked in a prison bus,"
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"and your woman drips with beverage."
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"Hey, Dwight, I was trying to do something nice for Pam."
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"Can you just help me out?"
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"Can we maybe take this thing somewhere,"
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"or do something to not make this the worst day ever?"
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"It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems"
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"by spending my money on gas."
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"Andy!"
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"Yo! Toonces."
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"You're the boss."
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"Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive"
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"if while we were doing work,"
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"Ooh, I know I'd be more productive."
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"- As would I. - No question."
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"No! No! This is a work bus."
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"The wheels are for transporting the work space"
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"to and from the work site."
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"You're not the boss, Andy is. Andy?"
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"All: Pies, pies, pies, pies, pies, pies."
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"All right! The fat people have spoken."
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"Dwight, get this bus moving."
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"[All cheering and clapping]"
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"Next stop, Laverne's Pies, Tires Fixed Also."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"Yeah, Jim!"
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"So it looks like this work bus"
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"was a pretty good idea after all, huh?"
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"Get your foot behind the yellow line."
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"[Applause] Yeah, Jim!"
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"All: ♪ Shabooya roll call, shabooya-ya-ya ♪"
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"♪ shabooya roll call ♪"
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"- ♪ My name is Pam ♪ All: - ♪ Yeah ♪"
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"All: ♪ Roll call ♪"
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"- ♪ My name is Kevin ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪"
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"- ♪ They call me Kevin ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ♪"
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"♪ shabooya-ya-ya shabooya roll call ♪"
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"Playing a little hooky from work today."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Okay, now a serious one."
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"Has he been acting kind of weird to you lately?"
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"If by "lately," you mean for the last 12 years, yeah."
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"No, I mean, he's sulking. That's not like him."
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"He's just mad that we're all having fun."
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"He's fine. He's indestructible."
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"never surrendered."
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"I am so excited thinking about this child"
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"you're going to adopt."
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"I wish I could just wave a magic wand"
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"and make you a parentless five-year-old again."
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"I would snap you up."
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"Oh."
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"Next stop, pies."
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"[Chants] Next stop, pies!"
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"All: [Chanting] Next stop, pies, next stop, pies!"
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"At 5:00? That's only 20 minutes from now."
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"So at 55 miles an hour,"
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"that just gives us 5 minutes to spare."
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"So, wait, when pies are involved,"
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"divided by 61 pies?"
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"Well, it's the--"
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"carry the four and the-- it doesn't work."
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"but we're almost out of gas."
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"Okay, well, I saw a station about a mile back,"
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"The tanks are so big on this thing, 5¢ a gallon extra?"
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"It really adds up."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"- Dwight, come on. - Hey."
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"Honey, I don't think we should push him."
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"You know why? Because you are getting a pie."
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"Why? 'Cause you deserve it."
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"He's trying to drive us all around the countryside,"
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"Is that what we want?"
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"All: No!"
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"When do we want it?"
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"but, you know what, you win."
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"'Cause you are the winner, you are the alpha male."
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"Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie."
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"Go buy the whole world a pie."
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"That's impossible."
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"- Oh, no! - Dwight!"
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"- What are you doing? - Dwight!"
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"- What the hell? - Whoa, Dwight."
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"- Dwight. - What?"
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"Well, now I don't even feel like pie."
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"No, it's back."
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"Phyllis, that's not safe."
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"Guys, we only have 18 minutes left."
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"At 61 miles an hour, we're just going to barely make it."
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"Go up and check on him, he's upset."
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"Please, just make sure he's okay."
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"Hurry it up, for God's sake."
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"They're going to be out of banana cream."
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"We'd be lucky to get pumpkin at this point."
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"Dwight?"
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"- I'm barren, Jim."
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"What?"
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"Thought I would be a father, and instead I am a eunuch,"
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"Is this about the popcorn, or the X on the ceiling?"
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"Dwight, that was a prank."
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"You mean you flooded my building"
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"That's the best prank you've ever done."
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"I'll take it."
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"Andy?"
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"Who is it?"
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"- Um, is this a good time? - Yeah."
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"Perfect time, right in the middle of a rooftop crisis."
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"Fine, yeah, let me read it. What do we have here?"
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"It's unsignable."
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"Oh. What, is there something--?"
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"It's inaccurate, dishonest, and, in a word, dong-water."
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"Oh, well, perhaps I could reword some of it--"
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"Here's the thing."
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