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Clips from The Office - Work Bus (S09E09)

"[Fart] Fail."
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"Is this like a blooper reel?"
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"Do I look like Bob Saget?"
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"Fail!"
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"Who's this guy?"
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"That was a triple."
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"Puberty is such a drag, man."
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"And I'm Clark. I like to eat toilet paper."
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"Ski you later, everybody."
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"That was just normal video with you making vulgar noises."
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"[Alarm beeping]"
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"What's going on?"
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"Nothing, nothing is going on. Keep moving, please."
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"Okay, excuse me, I'm the landlord."
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"no one else, please."
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"by a concentration of wiring in one area,"
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"Dwight?"
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"Um, okay, I'm just walking into this."
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"You think I have a machine for measuring beehives?"
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"I was just asking a question, Toby."
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"How are you not murdered every hour?"
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"Okay, listen, everything here is up to code."
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"And she was so incredibly cool about it."
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"Like if we were in some biker bar,"
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"You have one minute, and your minute has begun,"
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"with all of its baroque-dependent clauses"
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"and cascading turns of phrase."
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"I'm trying to adopt a baby."
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"- I don't think so. - It's not--"
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"And I happen to notice you're down to about 30 seconds here."
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"And those sand grains are tumbling with fury down--"
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"It's not entrapment if I'm writing--"
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"about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is,"
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"and various health hazards,"
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"I already ditched my uterus,"
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"just say so."
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"I don't want to teach you PowerPoint."
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"No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You popped one kernel."
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"Awesome, right?"
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"Breast pain--"
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"That's impossible 'cause that's a brand-new bag."
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"Andy!"
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"just you, me, and the kids."
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"We will be doing that, and we'll be getting a dozen."
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"Nice job."
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"In my contract, it is stipulated"
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"that I provide a temporary work space."
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"Now anyone can rent a work bus."
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"If you've got a parking lot,"
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"is how tomorrow gets things done."
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"Shh! $23.99 a page, yes."
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"[Scoffs] I wish."
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"I would-- I would love to help."
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"Boy, I will hammer-spank your rear."
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"I'm good. I-- [Sighs]"
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"I'm so sorry for all of this."
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"Sorry."
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"Can someone get napkins, please?"
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"It's fine."
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"Pam, I'm really sorry. I just--"
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"I'm-- I'm really sorry about all that."
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"we looked up and saw"
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"[All cheering and clapping]"
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"♪ shabooya roll call, shabooya-ya-ya ♪"
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"♪ shabooya roll call ♪"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Always say that a child is placed for adoption,"
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"[Chuckles] Although I have considered kidnapping one."
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"Laverne packs up the pie wagon at 5:00, so--"
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"you can suddenly do math in your head?"
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"Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies"
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"314 pies."
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"That name brand place? No, forget about it, sorry."
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"Oh, no, I'm going to push him."
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"And what is he doing?"
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"- What do we want? All: - Pies!"
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"All: - Pies. - Okay, fine."
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"You win, Jim. You win."
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"We have been battling for a long time,"
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"There you go."
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"Wait."
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"Just drive away."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Banana cream's the first to go."
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"What?"
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"Why are you such a jerk?"
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"I'm trying to do something for my wife, and you keep--"
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"My trouser hives are void of honey."
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"did not issue from my loins."
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"neutered by my own building."
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"- No. - That's genius."
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"I did it, I read it."
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"[Crying]"
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"I don't think that's Nellie."
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"Oh, no, no, no. It's all right."
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"used almost exclusively by childless landlords"
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"Oh."
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"- Oh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Oh, better than okay."
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""She's tough in business, but tender"
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"who can overlook weird accents.""
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"I insult you to your face."
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"- ♪ Now, check the style ♪ All: - ♪ Yeah ♪"
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"Roll call."
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"All right, everybody. Great season of softball,"
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"And I think you're gonna like this"
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"little highlight reel that I've put together."
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"Dunder Mifflin!"
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"Andy Bernard presents..."
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"Summer Softball, epic fails!"
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"[Fart] Fail."
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"- That's me. - [Fart] Fail."
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"A blooper reel? What is this, 2005?"
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"♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow ♪"
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"Look at him dance. Fail!"
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"♪ Doont-de-doont-de-doont, doont-de-doont-de-doont ♪"
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"Can't take the fail? Get out of the fail video!"
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