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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Pilot (S01E01)

"Shh!"
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"Woman: Who gives a toast at her own wedding?"
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"Who stands in the middle of a ballroom"
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"after three glasses of champagne"
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"on a completely empty stomach..."
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"I do."
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""Do the caterers have any idea"
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"At 13 I announced"
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"I was going to Bryn Mawr College."
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"From Day 1 I knew"
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"which was perfect. I'll have someone to eat with"
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"The campus was old and elegant,"
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"where butter was beautiful"
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"Midge!"
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"- How much longer? - Nine minutes!"
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"Holy fucking Christ balls!"
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"a perfect man."
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"He would be 6'4" and blond,"
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"and his name would be Dashiell or Stafford or..."
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"a gift from God,"
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"and Greek dramas."
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"Lenny Bruce."
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"No way he's funnier than Misty."
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"The kid is alone in his room."
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"It's Saturday."
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"I'll make a Lancaster."
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"Oh, great, but not now, though."
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"than anything I could have imagined,"
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"I thought I should get up here today"
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"and tell all of you that I love this man."
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"And yes, there is shrimp in the egg rolls."
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"Excuse me. We have a problem."
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"where God says you can't eat shrimp."
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"- you shall not eat. - But did He say shrimp?"
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"* When the sun is as big... *"
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"Lefty, we got the rabbi."
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"- at our house. - You're gonna need some lamb."
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"The rabbi's been mad at us since the wedding."
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"It only took four years of apologies"
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"* That the whole human race *"
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"* Should go down on its knees *"
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"* For the world's in a wonderful way *"
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"Oh, thank you, Mrs. Maisel."
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"Got you a black and white."
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"chorus: * When the sun is as big *"
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"- * Even the sparrows * - Thank you, Jerry."
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"* Are singing in tune *"
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"* On a wonderful morning like this *"
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"- Hmm. - How's the brisket?"
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"I got a terrible stage time for tonight: 1:45."
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"and got downtown as quickly as I could."
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"- He hates me. - Don't worry. We'll fix it."
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"No one is there at 1:45."
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"- Go on at 1:45. - Bye."
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"and says "Where the hell is the spoon?""
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"So he didn't bring him a spoon."
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"No spoon."
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"Next week. Why not?"
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"* Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White *"
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"* Come to the supermarket in old Peking *"
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"* Come to the supermarket in old Peking *"
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"* Talking crows with the croup *"
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"* Almost anything *"
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"* And see *"
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"- * You load 16 tons... * - Packed house."
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"Oi, my God, with the one-track mind."
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"What? Gaslight. What?"
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"Yes. We're open."
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"Dr. Salk should find a vaccine for morons."
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"Yes?"
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"That the brisket?"
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"No, he loves his time slot."
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"There's just a tiny problem."
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"Our daughter is sick."
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"I didn't know what to do. I thought..."
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"And last month,"
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"your sister-in-law broke her toe."
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"I'll take that into consideration."
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"Okay. 10:30."
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"* Saint Peter, don't you call me *"
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"10:30."
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"I should be kissing the brisket."
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"The next act up"
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"So many of you may have read the book"
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"The Hidden Persuaders."
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"It's about Madison Avenue's marketing men"
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"there was no Lincoln?"
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"This is a telephone conversation"
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"just before Gettysburg."
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"them small Pennsylvania towns..."
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"you seen one, you seen them all."
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"Uh, Abe,"
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"You don't have the shawl?"
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"A sort of cardigan?"
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"with the string tie and beard?"
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"and get the shawl, huh?"
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"$3.30 and one subway token."
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"I had a good time, so I killed."
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"Give me that slot again next time."
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"Don't forget the latkes."
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"Who's that guy?"
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"She works there."
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"Heh heh. Only in the Village."
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"than you did last time,"
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"and a couple of extra, like, laughlets."
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"Maybe you should write a beginning,"
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""A garnish can be festive but deadly.""
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"* And it's a good day *"
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"* For movin' along *"
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"* How could anything be wrong? *"
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"* And it's a good day *"
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"Ethan. Ethan. Ethan."
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"Why? What's the matter with her?"
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"The nose is not the problem. The nose you can fix."
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"- Mama, she's a baby. - I just want her to be happy."
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"You're right. Bangs will help."
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"They pass around a basket at the end of your set,"
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"Six to nine more months left on those arms."
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"with the soup cans."
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"You have a whole apartment to clean."
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