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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Pilot (S01E01)

"Our dining room is fine."
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"If you don't entertain, it's fine."
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"I'll call you later. Bye, Papa."
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"Clean the bathroom. Clean the bathroom."
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"- Say goodbye, Ethan. - You love bathrooms."
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"She's going on and on about this miracle treatment"
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"It involved goat's milk and avocadoes."
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"Right ankle 8, left ankle 8."
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"Right thigh 18."
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"And they drop the anchor,"
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"Mm."
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"How long have you been measuring yourself like this?"
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"There's not enough Daiquiris in the world."
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"...recording stars in the country..."
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"Bob Newhart. So let's hear it..."
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"- Hi, Imogene. - Hey, Joel."
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"- See you tomorrow. - Bye."
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"I got... What's the problem?"
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"Uh, Abe,"
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"Right, with the shawl and the stove pipe hat"
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"You don't have the shawl?"
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"Uh, where's the shawl, Abe?"
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"and seen you perform,"
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"and now he's on television"
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"doing it just like you do."
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"which is better, actually,"
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"No."
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"Or stunned."
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"Yes."
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"Borrows. It's no big deal."
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"especially at the beginning."
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"that act."
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"Yes. You slowed it down."
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"Right. I'm new to this, so..."
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"You'll learn."
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"I guess I will."
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"You want a drink?"
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"I had to work straight through lunch,"
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"- Tonight, you understand? - Tonight. Yes, I understand."
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"Of course I remember."
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"and I don't have a time."
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"They've got a babysitter. It's all arranged."
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"That's why we do it, right?"
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"Right. Well, you'll have to bring me"
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"Pull over here. I'll just be a minute."
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"- What? - Holes."
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"I mean, how does this happen?"
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"- You think this is funny? - I think it doesn't matter."
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"It'll be fun, personal, yours."
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"I don't know."
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"Okay, why don't you go join them,"
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"Excuse me. Is Baz around?"
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"Um, do you see my husband Joel Maisel over there?"
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"He's a comedian."
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"The Clearys are here?"
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"Anyhow,"
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"I was wondering if you could find a way"
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"anything you can do would be great."
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"That looks like Allen Ginsberg."
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"Here you go."
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"but the lady said she'd work it out."
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"I don't know. Soon."
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"Spokane..."
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"Man."
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"I'll be right back."
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"- Where is she? - Who?"
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"Do you know where?"
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"Kitten, we're going to have to take a rain check."
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"I think she said you're up."
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"Man."
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"So exciting."
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"So..."
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"my sweater..."
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"So I asked, "How did this happen?""
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"And she says "Moths.""
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"He's very avant garde."
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"that, uh...happened."
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"a press agent talking to Abe Lincoln."
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"Uh...this... this bit..."
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"Anyhow..."
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"Hi, Abe, sweetheart. How's Gettysburg?"
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"Kind of a drag, huh?"
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"Can I get you anything?"
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"It is?"
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"Nobody's happy. It's Yom Kippur."
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"I don't know how to do this."
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"I'm not good at things like this."
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"Things like what? Like leaving me?"
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"Yeah. I know he is."
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"I thought I was going to be someone different,"
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"It was one stupid night."
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"We're in temple, and the rabbi tells"
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"and suddenly the whole synagogue goes nuts."
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"Yes. Married."
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"I'm never going to be a professional comedian, Midge. Never."
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"to get 10% off of that Polish restaurant"
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"you should have at least written a joke."
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"Joel, come on. You have a job."
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"Do you know what a dream is?"
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"Do you know what I do, Midge?"
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"Do you know what I do every day?"
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"- No. - Neither do I!"
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"I love you."
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"I've been having an affair."
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"I just don't want this life,"
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"want it."
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"to tell me you're going to ride off into the sunset"
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"with your half-wit secretary."
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"Grab some pens on your way out."
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"You're going to need them."
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"Jerry: Good evening, Mr. Maisel."
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"Papa."
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"and he left."
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"He's... He's in love with his secretary."
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"Of course I didn't know."
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"Oh, my God. Is she pregnant?"
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"Did you talk like that around him?"
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"unless the girlfriend is pregnant."
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"- He's mad. - At me?"
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"- ** - Papa."
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