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Clips from Ted (2012)

"You're not a very polite guest, are you?"
Ted (2012)
"I need the police right away."
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"Stay with them."
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"Hang gm"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"Jesus!"
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"You can't have my teddy bear!"
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"(GASPING)"
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"JOHN: Jesus."
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"Stay here. Just stay there! No, John!"
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"Don't ever lose her again."
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"(COUGHING)"
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"if you thought I was fucking retarded."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"It was you."
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"YOU did it."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"I love you, too."
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"NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after."
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"Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other."
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"by the New York Jets"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife."
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"You may kiss the bride, Johnny."
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"(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt."
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"(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!"
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"He was instantly promoted to store manager."
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"with the goal of restarting his film career."
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"He currently resides in Burbank"
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"with his roommate, Brandon Routh."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires"
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"through the power of wishes."
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"To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,"
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"submitted here is the story of a little boy"
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"and a magical Christmas wish"
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"that changed his life forever."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Get him!"
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"(KIDS YELLING)"
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"But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits."
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"that one boy in every neighborhood"
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"who just has a tough time making friends."
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"Hey, GUYS, can I play?"
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"Get out of here, Bennett."
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"Get lost, Bennett!"
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"Get out of here, Bennett!"
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"Yeah, Bennett get lost."
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"(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"And he knew that if he ever found that friend,"
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"he would never let him go."
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"All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee."
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"I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh?"
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"Aw! Merry Christmas, John."
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"RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!"
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"I'm going to name you Teddy."
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"RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!"
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"I love you, too, Teddy."
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"Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever."
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"it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish."
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"An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles."
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"an absolute death machine."
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"Teddy?"
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"Teddy?"
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"Hug me."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"You're my best friend, John."
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"Did you... Did you just talk?"
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"You mean, we get to be best friends for real?"
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"For real."
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"Forever and ever?"
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"Sounds good to me."
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"NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world"
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"and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news."
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"Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"No, Mom, he's really alive. Look."
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"Merry Christmas, everybody."
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"Let's all be best friends."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"But, Dad... Get over here!"
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"JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here!"
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"Is it a hugging gun?"
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"Helen, get my gun, and call the police!"
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"I just wanted John and I to be friends."
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"and my wish came true."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle"
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"was sweeping the nation."
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"Out of a Boston suburb"
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"comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story..."
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"A young boy's stuffed animal"
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"has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons..."
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"Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!"
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"NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity"
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"in his own right."
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"(APPLAUSE)"
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"Hello, Teddy."
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"(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me."
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"For some reason I thought you were going to be taller."
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"I thought you were going to be funnier."
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"NARRATOR: But through all the fame,"
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"Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it."
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"We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)"
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"Yeah, John?"
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"Do you promise we'll always be together?"
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"I promise."
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"Thunder buddies for life."
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"eventually, nobody gives a shit."
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"(WATER BUBBLING)"
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"Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole,"
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"a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life."
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"See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad"
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"Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?"
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"(IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!"
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"Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!"
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"(COUGHS)"
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"Jesus, this is weak."
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"I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him."
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"I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints."
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"No. I know this guy a long time. I've known him since 9/11."
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